AMA I'm sunburnt as fuck ama

Tyger · May 28, 2016, 04:36:27 PM

Am lifeguard, asked female coworker for sunscreen. She gave me tanning oil with 2 spf. AMA

Jive Turkey · May 28, 2016, 04:37:19 PM

Me too but just my neck, was working construction for 7 hours suck my dick

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Tyger · May 28, 2016, 04:42:06 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on May 28, 2016, 04:37:57 PM

inferior celtic skin

hey man Im 1/8 Portuguese the rest is inferior Celtic genes

It will all be tan by tomorrow tho

i am karjala takaisin · May 28, 2016, 06:27:11 PM

Quote from: Tyger on May 28, 2016, 04:42:06 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on May 28, 2016, 04:37:57 PM
inferior celtic skin
hey man Im 1/8 Portuguese the rest is inferior Celtic genes

It will all be tan by tomorrow tho

portuguese people are already an admixture of romans and celts so

Solonoid · May 28, 2016, 06:27:44 PM

Lol disgusting fucking lowlife.

Olive tan with built in immunity to sunlight master race.

White but not flammable.

PSU · May 28, 2016, 06:28:59 PM

Same here. Was just out by the pool for 8 hours.

The Hån · May 28, 2016, 08:09:30 PM

do you like men?

Casper · May 28, 2016, 08:13:12 PM

Quote from: Kirlia on May 28, 2016, 06:27:44 PM

Lol disgusting fucking lowlife.

Olive tan with built in immunity to sunlight master race.

White but not flammable.

lol I'm so white that I don't burn, the light just bounces off

Tyger · May 28, 2016, 08:19:15 PM

Quote from: Kirlia on May 28, 2016, 06:27:44 PM

Lol disgusting fucking lowlife.

Olive tan with built in immunity to sunlight master race.

White but not flammable.

How would you know that when you're perpetually locked in the basement

Tyger · May 28, 2016, 08:21:34 PM

I don't care how "olive" you are if you're on a beach for 9 hours with tanning oil on your first day of summer you will fucking burn lol

I never got sunburned in my entire life until I got this job

gats · May 28, 2016, 08:40:58 PM

Haha fucking cracker

Tyger · May 28, 2016, 08:52:37 PM

Quote from: gats on May 28, 2016, 08:40:58 PM

Haha fucking cracker

*cracks whip*

Solonoid · May 28, 2016, 09:14:32 PM

Quote from: Tyger on May 28, 2016, 08:19:15 PM

Quote from: Kirlia on May 28, 2016, 06:27:44 PM
Lol disgusting fucking lowlife.

Olive tan with built in immunity to sunlight master race.

White but not flammable.

How would you know that when you're perpetually locked in the basement

Um I'm perpetually locked in jail get it right asshole.

Zonda · May 28, 2016, 09:38:28 PM

smh white people

⚡Bzzzt · May 28, 2016, 09:40:43 PM

Ur gonna get cancer if you don't watch out

TB · May 28, 2016, 11:04:02 PM

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Tyger · May 28, 2016, 11:30:09 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on May 28, 2016, 11:04:02 PM

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

About 24 miles per hour

Tyger · May 28, 2016, 11:30:39 PM

Quote from: ⚡ Thunder M on May 28, 2016, 09:40:43 PM

Ur gonna get cancer if you don't watch out

your posts have already done that job

TB · May 28, 2016, 11:34:15 PM

Quote from: Tyger on May 28, 2016, 11:30:09 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on May 28, 2016, 11:04:02 PM
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
About 24 miles per hour