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Batch | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Does a Katamari count?


A salt rifle | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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A salt Rifle
Shardblade for me.

Dead kids everywhere...


Ushan | Mythic Invincible!
 
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We could win with good planning and lots of spears

Nope, no planning. No spears.

Heroic last charge, motherfucker.

I'd like a big sword or axe as my weapon.


 
Sandtrap
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Rockets on my X
We could win with good planning and lots of spears

Nope, no planning. No spears.

Heroic last charge, motherfucker.

I'd like a big sword or axe as my weapon.

Let's face it here, a million kids is a million kids.

At the most there's a hundred of us. And even less than that who'd likely be in any long term fighting shape. Like I said though. Boats have crowded corridors.

We've got room for killboxes and literal body mound barricades.


Ushan | Mythic Invincible!
 
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We could win with good planning and lots of spears

Nope, no planning. No spears.

Heroic last charge, motherfucker.

I'd like a big sword or axe as my weapon.

Let's face it here, a million kids is a million kids.

At the most there's a hundred of us. And even less than that who'd likely be in any long term fighting shape. Like I said though. Boats have crowded corridors.

We've got room for killboxes and literal body mound barricades.

Nope. Fuck strategy. Kill kill kill killkillkillkillkillkillkilkilkilkilkjilkill


 
Jono
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I'm gonna whip them good like a white man whipping his slaves with the Plasma Whip



 
gats
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
We have a Das


Mattie G Indahouse | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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I have my AK with 160rounds and two 30round mags.


 
DAS B00T x2
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Das solos


A salt rifle | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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A salt Rifle
And if I had to choose a historical weapon it'd be either a mace or a messer.


Rinev | Legendary Invincible!
 
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Feet first into fun!
My weapon of choice is an Mi-24.


waytoohot97 | Respected Member
 
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I will take a double sided light saber like darth mauls


Jester | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Death Star would be my weapon


I_IRONMAN_I | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Stark Industries
"Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
All blades allowed (except OP weapons that can kill all kids, by literally destroying everything else. That's MAD (mutually assured destruction)).

There's also two flamethrowers and a refill tank at the bridge.


Nexus | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Soviet Russia.

Seriously, this is the most needlessly complex fucking hypothetical ever.


 
Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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RIP ENDIE
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DAS B00T x2
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
All blades allowed (except OP weapons that can kill all kids, by literally destroying everything else. That's MAD (mutually assured destruction)).

There's also two flamethrowers and a refill tank at the bridge.
so... pike phalanx and hold the bridge. Instant win.


 
Elegiac
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muh armour

Spoiler

muh sword

Spoiler


I_IRONMAN_I | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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Stark Industries
"Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
Soviet Russia.

Seriously, this is the most needlessly complex fucking hypothetical ever.

Which is why its so great!