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Grapes | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
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OH MY GOD! A BIBLE FLESH LIGHT! IM DYING!

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Rockets on my X
Quote from: Grapes on August 20, 2014, 03:35:40 AM
OH MY GOD! A BIBLE FLESH LIGHT! IM DYING!

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Lol Bible Thumpers gets a new meaning.

 
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Neat.

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I'm tempted to buy that Grim Reaper

 
 
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Quote from: Kiyohime on August 20, 2014, 05:21:03 AM
I'm tempted to buy that Grim Reaper
You realise that's the big one?

 
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Quote from: Elegiac on August 20, 2014, 06:50:16 AM
You realise that's the big one?
No :/

 
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Comms Officer is a freaking retard.
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Elegiac | Knight of the Limits
 
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Quote from: Kiyohime on August 20, 2014, 07:03:36 AM
No :/
BBC equivalent from what I can make out of the description. Actually, go ahead, that's sorta hot.

 
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Quote from: Elegiac on August 20, 2014, 07:11:51 AM
BBC equivalent from what I can make out of the description. Actually, go ahead, that's sorta hot.
I was going to buy it because it looked cool, I wasn't going to use it.... But now eww! I don't want to be reminded of you when I walk past it.

 
 
Elegiac | Knight of the Limits
 
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Quote from: Kiyohime on August 20, 2014, 08:01:00 AM
I was going to buy it because it looked cool, I wasn't going to use it.... But now eww! I don't want to be reminded of you when I walk past it.

You'll remember anyway. Remember: I am a large death-themed dildo. And you see me everyday.

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Quote from: Elegiac on August 20, 2014, 08:25:18 AM
You'll remember anyway. Remember: I am a large death-themed dildo. And you see me everyday.
I have too much self respect for to do that.

 
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Stark Industries
"Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!"
Somebody refer this to Westboro Baptist church!

 
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I cant argue with progress, just you.
For all your religious needs. All your needs. Ewwww.

 
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I cant argue with progress, just you.
Quote from: I_IRONMAN_I on August 20, 2014, 08:33:33 AM
Somebody refer this to Westboro Baptist church!
Yes please send them a few jackhammer jesus to see the second cumming of jesus. They need feel his love inside them. Then maybe they can finally take that stick out their ass.
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Luke | Legendary Invincible!
 
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A member of the flood linked me to this website before, for some reason.

 
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Just message me.
Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
I thought it would involve bad dragon.

 
 
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Quote from: Kiyohime on August 20, 2014, 08:31:27 AM
I have too much self respect for to do that.
You're all talk but I love ya anyway.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Well then...

 
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Quote from: Vien on August 20, 2014, 08:36:36 AM
I thought it would involve bad dragon.

 
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Get of my lawn
Quote from: Grapes on August 20, 2014, 03:35:40 AM
OH MY GOD! A BIBLE FLESH LIGHT! IM DYING!

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I was hoping it was modeled on Mary's cooter.


 
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This is pathetic, Cheat
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
I'm too young for this ._.

 
 
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fuck you
I'm a Loli and what is this?

 
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Quote from: True Turquoise on August 20, 2014, 11:17:42 AM
I'm a Loli and what is this?

SHIELD YOUR EYES

 
 
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fuck you