>be me
>christmas time
>driving through crowded shopping mall parking lot looking for a spot
>spent at least 10 minutes driving around in a circle
>finally found a spot
>pull up closer to spot, ready to swing in and park
>notice it's two fucking Harley's taking the spot
>wanting so badly to get out, take a shit on each of those fucking bikes, and find the landwhales who parked them there and give them a piece of my mind

Alright

>friend and I in a low point in friendship
>I finally lost it at him not taking me seriously
>he has messages from my ex
>ask nicely for them hurdur
>no faggot, I've been asking for them since last night
>well too bad
>holy fuck you suck ass
>days go by
>he doesn't play Xbox with ex anymore lol
>she plays Black Ops II
>he goes from Destiny to Black Ops when he gets online
>they play different gamemodes
>lol the idiot must've done something to her like confess his love
>he claims to like 3 other people anyways, and drew them away
>we're at work
>the other girl he likes and I'm friends with
>she was getting fries while no one at her register
>customer at register
>the one time he talks to me "go to front counter"
>ignored.jpg
>later find out he's gonna get back at me for what I did from friend
>lolwutdidIdo?
>later fin out from a friend he tried to commit sudoku
>by sticking a knife in a power outlet
>knife
>in
>power outlet
>literally have more shit on him than he does on me

Idiot.

A few years ago I was out with my brother in mid november.
We went to the local mall either before or immediately after Black Friday, and I ran almost head first into a group of fucks I hated from High School. Fortunately, they didn't see me through the mass of people.

All I could remember thinking was how easy it would be to shoot them and disappear back into the crowd, like a movie.
EDIT: I hope this doesn't sound too edgy. And too NSA swat team triggering.
DOUBLE EDIT: Dammit.

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 08, 2015, 11:27:39 PM

>later fin out from a friend he tried to commit sudoku
>by sticking a knife in a power outlet
>knife
>in
>power outlet
>literally have more shit on him than he does on me

Idiot.

lmao

I know, I almost cried laughing when reading that text.