(☠) Facebook sucks

Verbatim · January 04, 2015, 01:28:43 AM

(☠) = verb's making a shitpost, oh wow.
well, as shitposty as you'll ever see me get.
these rants will be poorly constructed and really... angry and sweary, so, if that's not your deal, stay away.

Fuck these fucks.

Thanks for messaging me "what's up" at fucking 2:00 AM, Mr. person that I spoke to maybe twice in my sophomore year of high school!

Small talk is pretty lame.
Small talk on the internet? i would rather vigorously fuck myself with a cheese grater

here's a PSA

if you message someone over facebook, actually have something to say
don't look for conversation
give conversation

because i'm not going to pretend like i give a fuck about how wasted you got last night
and i know you don't actually give a fuck about what i've been doing in college

so either bring me something to talk about if you're going to talk to me, or don't talk to me
that may sound self-centered and douche-y, but it's not, because i would never do that to someone

if i message you, i'm gonna make sure that i have something big to tell you

imagine if i messaged you "what's up" at complete random. how would you react? i doubt you'd get irritated, but you'd probably think something like, "uhh, what the fuck?"

so
don't do that

inb4igetpm'd"what'sup"fromlike,5differentpeople

January 04, 2015, 01:31:01 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 04, 2015, 01:28:43 AM

inb4igetpm'd"what'sup"fromlike,5differentpeople

well now it's happening for sure

Naru · January 04, 2015, 01:31:02 AM

Verbatim · January 04, 2015, 01:32:57 AM

Quote from: Baha on January 04, 2015, 01:31:01 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 04, 2015, 01:28:43 AM
inb4igetpm'd"what'sup"fromlike,5differentpeople
well now it's happening for sure

but now, if you do it, you're basically being manipulated by me, so

Mad Max · January 04, 2015, 01:36:05 AM

Facebook doesn't suck; your friends suck.

Verbatim · January 04, 2015, 01:36:54 AM

facebook promotes and encourages friend suckage

Assassin 11D7 · January 04, 2015, 01:39:44 AM

I haven't seen anyone on Facebook today anyway since I got up at 7pm

Ushan · January 04, 2015, 01:39:57 AM

How are you doing?

Word Wizard · January 04, 2015, 01:42:59 AM

I'm an antisocial douche so I got rid of facebook and twitter about 8 months ago.

Naru · January 04, 2015, 01:49:43 AM

I sent you a heartwarming message that wants to promote discussion, you jerk

:,(

DAS B00T x2 · January 04, 2015, 01:51:23 AM

whasup?

Verbatim · January 04, 2015, 01:53:24 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 04, 2015, 01:49:43 AM

I sent you a heartwarming message that wants to promote discussion, you jerk

:,(

my whole point is that saying "what's up" doesn't promote discussion at all
it's anti-discussion

Verbatim · January 04, 2015, 01:54:10 AM

Quote from: Ushan on January 04, 2015, 01:39:57 AM

How are you doing?

see, that's a little better, in my opinion

Naru · January 04, 2015, 01:54:30 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 04, 2015, 01:53:24 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 04, 2015, 01:49:43 AM
I sent you a heartwarming message that wants to promote discussion, you jerk

:,(
my whole point is that saying "what's up" doesn't promote discussion at all
it's anti-discussion

B.. but...

I was gonna bring up the subject of Pokemon

Verbatim · January 04, 2015, 01:56:05 AM

i'm sure

if you wanted to talk about that, you would've brought it up
there's no need for this time-waste-y "what's up" shit

TheOneTrueDesticle · January 04, 2015, 01:56:32 AM

Here's an idea: actually ask a specific question to start a conversation. Most of you sperglords couldn't figure this out on your own so I'll just let you know myself.

Verbatim · January 04, 2015, 01:57:09 AM

exactly

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Magos Domina · January 04, 2015, 06:22:23 AM

Facebook can come in pretty handy for small businesses.

UnwornUniform · January 04, 2015, 06:26:22 AM

I'm going to do whatever it takes for me to find your fb account and message you what's up. Then immediately unfriend and block you. We'll make it a thing.

BrenMan 94 · January 04, 2015, 07:20:48 AM

I agree with everything in the OP.

Aether · January 04, 2015, 07:26:26 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 04, 2015, 01:32:57 AM

Quote from: Baha on January 04, 2015, 01:31:01 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on January 04, 2015, 01:28:43 AM
inb4igetpm'd"what'sup"fromlike,5differentpeople
well now it's happening for sure
but now, if you do it, you're basically being manipulated by me, so

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Zizzy · January 04, 2015, 07:28:56 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 04, 2015, 01:28:43 AM

(☠) = verb's making a shitpost, oh wow.

imagine if i messaged you "what's up" at complete random. how would you react? i doubt you'd get irritated, but you'd probably think something like, "uhh, what the fuck?"

If it was someone else I wouldn't. But you? Yeah, because you don't message me unless you're being an absolute cockring.

Mattie G Indahouse · January 04, 2015, 07:32:57 AM

If you don't like then you're a Nazi whose going to get killed by the ghost of some random made up person tonight.

Mr. Psychologist · January 04, 2015, 09:30:15 AM

Yup.

This time last year I had a bunch of messages from someone I spoke to... maybe three times... ever... asking if I'd like to stay with them in bradford for a week... uhhh... w0t.

Like... just... don't. Please.
But I found a diplomatic way to decline and disappear as always >.>

clum clum · January 04, 2015, 09:33:43 AM

I don't have a Facebook. Pointless.

Verbatim · January 04, 2015, 09:38:29 AM

augmenting your social life is pointless

rC · January 04, 2015, 09:52:14 AM

delete your facebook. i deleted mine like a week ago and it's so freeing

BaconShelf · January 04, 2015, 09:52:17 AM

What's even worse are notifications for "Person posted a link/ updated their status", "Find friends on Facebook!", "Do you know person?" Because you can't fucking turn them off.

Ender · January 04, 2015, 09:58:37 AM

Quote from: TheUnwornUniform on January 04, 2015, 06:26:22 AM

I'm going to do whatever it takes for me to find your fb account and message you what's up. Then immediately unfriend and block you. We'll make it a thing.

people on b.net already have it but I'm nit gonna say who, hell someone made a fucking alt (btw this was pre apology) just to spread that shit