Son, I have news for you: Bernie Sanders is your real dad

MyNameIsCharlie · May 20, 2016, 06:49:27 PM

Now how do you feel about this development?

(And yes, Das, it does mean you're half Jewish)

Pippen · May 20, 2016, 06:50:04 PM

I'd probably be okay with that.
He seems like a decent guy when he isn't berning Hillary.

Nexus · May 20, 2016, 07:37:18 PM

This would require Bernie not to be a cuck, so I don't believe that. Bernie is My wife's son: the guy.

Ian · May 20, 2016, 08:06:57 PM

I wasn't aware garden gnomes were capable of breeding.

Spartan · May 20, 2016, 08:16:03 PM

I'd question why he lives in a different country to me to start with

Mattie G Indahouse · May 20, 2016, 08:38:45 PM

"So dad, how much of the Bern did my mom feel inside her?"

cuneif · May 21, 2016, 12:17:04 AM

Aww yeah, now that he's gonna pay for my college!