E5 spoilers

ffs I was joking when I said they would kill off major characters every episode to rush to the end but they're actually doing it

does this guy just release spoilers every week or did he tell them all from the beginning?

YOU'RE A BIG LADY

WHAT

MAKE THE IRON ISLANDS GREAT AGAIN

Wat

Hodor is Hodor because Bran went back in time and broke shit to make him go "HOLD DA DOOR! HOLD DA DOOR!" And which Bran could not remember because it actually didn't happen in time yet but it did happen thus saving his life from the White Walkers, which were made by the tree hugging loli girls because the hoomans were coming, but for some reason they have no way to control them.


....wat

As dumb it was I still teared up a little tbh

>no Dorne for 5 episodes now

Genuinely think they've aborted it lads.

I love how in the books, kinslaying is one of the reviled acts one can commit, but in the show it's the best way to get everything you want.

I love how in the books, kinslaying is one of the reviled acts one can commit, but in the show it's the best way to get everything you want.

yeah they HATE that shit

I can't believe they explained the White Walkers in a short 30 second scene.

But...oh my God I'd be lying if I said I didn't tear up those last 10 minutes.  I've seen theories of Bran pretty much being a time traveler, so I'm not too upset at writing him in to "create" Hodor.  Still, I was pretty upset.

It just felt really contrived. Bran just randomly hops over to check out the Others' army, then gets grabbed, which is apparently some sort of mark, and that mark somehow nullifies all of the Children's magic, and I guess they were planning on Bran doing that because their army was already there...and yada yada yada, stuff happens, Bran and the three-eyed crow are just hanging out in past Winterfell for some reason, and Bran can warg into Hodor and use greensight at the same time, and there's a door in the tree apparently, etc. The whole scene was just kind of goofy and nonsensical.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the episode. I'm really looking forward to getting it right in the books, though.

>bran made Hodor a retard in childhood just so he could die holding a door at a specific moment in his life
>you now realise Hodor is the most tragic character in fiction