"Jesus died for our sins"

MyNameIsCharlie · June 26, 2017, 01:18:35 AM

Except he didn't stay dead. He came back. After 3 days.

He gave up a weekend.

Jesus gave up a holiday weekend for you. That's what he thinks of your sins

I saw this on Facebook. But it's true

Elai · June 26, 2017, 01:24:01 AM

well fuck, he was a carpenter. those guys have shittt hours. giving up a long weekend is a pretty big sacrifice.

i am karjala takaisin · June 26, 2017, 01:24:50 AM

MyNameIsCharlie · June 26, 2017, 01:27:44 AM

Quote from: 597 on June 26, 2017, 01:24:01 AM

well fuck, he was a carpenter. those guys have shittt hours. giving up a long weekend is a pretty big sacrifice.

He was probably union. He also had 12 guys on his crew, so he was the General Contractor. So he probably wasn't swinging a hammer.

Doctor Doom · June 26, 2017, 01:29:44 AM

Y'know who was swinging a hammer? Thor. The aesir are where it's at.

MyNameIsCharlie · June 26, 2017, 01:31:58 AM

Quote from: Doctor Doom on June 26, 2017, 01:29:44 AM

Y'know who was swinging a hammer? Thor. The aesir are where it's at.

What?

No.

No one can afford all white labors. The Israelites were the Mexicans to the Roman Empire. He was pulling in his pay under the table.

Zonda · June 26, 2017, 11:32:31 AM

He knew us lil niggas would keep sinning anyway

Solonoid · June 26, 2017, 01:54:52 PM

Jesus was minorly inconvenienced for your sins.

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gats · June 26, 2017, 03:52:09 PM

>Jesus died so tyrone could impregnate shaneequa and then abort it
LMAOAOAO

MyNameIsCharlie · June 26, 2017, 04:03:53 PM

Quote from: gats on June 26, 2017, 03:52:09 PM

>Jesus died so tyrone could impregnate shaneequa and then abort it
LMAOAOAO

Tyrone was a doctor?

Azumarill · June 26, 2017, 04:34:00 PM

jesus is lives