Day 1-10: wake up every morning and tell his wife that he had the strangest dream that he was actually elected president. After realizing he did, he screams in terror, runs to the bathroom and locks himself in.

Days 11-20: Has trouble accepting the secret service follows him around everywhere without trying to have him make a decision for them or approve a business deal. When one eventually does, he breaks down in tears at the sight of something familiar.

Days 21-40: Realizes that the National Security Briefings are real. He naively asks who will be making the decisions on how to deal with the myriad of problems. Remains frozen in terror that it's him.

Days 41-60: Continually attempts escape from the white house to reassume his old life. He also begins calling Hillary asking if she still wants the job.

Days 61-70: Accepts he did ask for the job. Sets up his cabinet like his businesses. He delegates as much as possible to everyone.

Day 71: Takes a look at his campaign pledges. Picks job creation through tax adjustments is all he can really do anything about.

Days 72-100: Now manageable, he tries to start creating jobs.

On day 100, his followers disavow him for not building a wall, ending Obamacare, deporting every illegal and stopping immigration from the Middle East.