The year is 1797

BC · January 13, 2015, 10:01:37 PM

I bid you good morrow my dear acquaintances, I have just acquired a stallion of great power and clarity. This steed goes from standing, to a full gallop in ample time. Tis a marvel to be recognized throughout the breeders of the world!

What takes do you have to share, my dear friend?

(Basically, explain shit in ways that would make sense back in the day. Horses = cars, for an example)

Risay117 · January 13, 2015, 10:05:18 PM

Well did you hear about Napolean's new conquest?

Anyway i have to go got a job with the East Indian Company finally and will be going over the horn this fall.

BC · January 13, 2015, 10:06:13 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on January 13, 2015, 10:05:18 PM

Well did you hear about Napolean's new conquest?

Anyway i have to go got a job with the East Indian Company finally and will be going over the horn this fall.

Splendid news my dear friend! How long will your travels take?

TheOneTrueDesticle · January 13, 2015, 10:06:31 PM

You mistyped >the year 2025

BC · January 13, 2015, 10:07:13 PM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on January 13, 2015, 10:06:31 PM

You mistyped >the year 2025

>bruh

TheOneTrueDesticle · January 13, 2015, 10:08:17 PM

Quote from: BC on January 13, 2015, 10:07:13 PM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on January 13, 2015, 10:06:31 PM
You mistyped >the year 2025

>bruh

How do you fuck up so badly?

BC · January 13, 2015, 10:08:48 PM

Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on January 13, 2015, 10:08:17 PM

Quote from: BC on January 13, 2015, 10:07:13 PM
Quote from: TheOneTrueDesticle on January 13, 2015, 10:06:31 PM
You mistyped >the year 2025

>bruh
How do you fuck up so badly?

We don't have this sort of technology yet

Risay117 · January 13, 2015, 10:12:28 PM

Quote from: BC on January 13, 2015, 10:06:13 PM

Quote from: Risay117 on January 13, 2015, 10:05:18 PM
Well did you hear about Napolean's new conquest?

Anyway i have to go got a job with the East Indian Company finally and will be going over the horn this fall.

Splendid news my dear friend! How long will your travels take?

Well the travel will take 1 year approximately. We plan on landing on the Mozambique and picking a couple items and then moving south and at the tip drop of some of the bodies and then spend a couple days there before we make our way to the land of Spice. 1 year there and then I believe i will be moved up to Hong Kong for some work.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · January 13, 2015, 10:12:31 PM

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Pichu · January 13, 2015, 10:12:41 PM

Wait, computers dun exits. What's a compuper? What's a keyboard? What am I doing on this odd machinery?