1.5 BILLION Powerball jackpot [Day of Reckoning]

Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.

Guess that ~~one way~~ trip to Melbourne will be happening sooner than I thought

🍁 Aria 🔮 · January 07, 2016, 07:21:46 PM

Quote from: Kiwicake on January 07, 2016, 07:21:06 PM

Quote from: Prime Megaten on January 07, 2016, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.
Guess that ~~one way~~ trip to Melbourne will be happening sooner than I thought

Why would you say that? Now Das knows you'll be in Melbourne.

Kiwicake · January 07, 2016, 07:22:44 PM

Quote from: Prime Megaten on January 07, 2016, 07:21:46 PM

Quote from: Kiwicake on January 07, 2016, 07:21:06 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on January 07, 2016, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.
Guess that ~~one way~~ trip to Melbourne will be happening sooner than I thought
Why would you say that? Now Das knows you'll be in Melbourne.

Exactly

He'll expect me to be in Melbourne

But I WON'T BE

...Das ignore this post

Thun · January 07, 2016, 07:25:20 PM

Oh shit, I could make my own clone of Fruit with this kind of money!

DAS B00T x2 · January 07, 2016, 07:28:24 PM

Quote from: Prime Megaten on January 07, 2016, 07:15:18 PM

Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.

Me? Take pictures? It's like you want blurry candids from a cell phone at a coffee shop while trying to not be detected.

I gotta go to London first, save a certain photography nut from the Muslim incursion, then I'll have them take better pictures for me.

Kiwicake · January 07, 2016, 07:33:37 PM

Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:28:24 PM

Quote from: Prime Megaten on January 07, 2016, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.
Me? Take pictures? It's like you want blurry candids from a cell phone at a coffee shop while trying to not be detected.

I gotta go to London first, save a certain photography nut from the Muslim incursion, then I'll have them take better pictures for me.

do i get a say in this

DAS B00T x2 · January 07, 2016, 07:35:12 PM

Quote from: Kiwicake on January 07, 2016, 07:33:37 PM

Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on January 07, 2016, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.
Me? Take pictures? It's like you want blurry candids from a cell phone at a coffee shop while trying to not be detected.

I gotta go to London first, save a certain photography nut from the Muslim incursion, then I'll have them take better pictures for me.
do i get a say in this

Of course not. Women have no say in anything.

🍁 Aria 🔮 · January 07, 2016, 07:36:36 PM

Quote from: Kiwicake on January 07, 2016, 07:33:37 PM

Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:28:24 PM
Quote from: Prime Megaten on January 07, 2016, 07:15:18 PM
Quote from: DAS THE HALLS on January 07, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
I just went in with some guys

If I win I'll send each of you a personalized picture detailing exactly how I'm wasting my lottery money.
You could fly out to NZ and take a picture of Fruit's thigh gap.
Me? Take pictures? It's like you want blurry candids from a cell phone at a coffee shop while trying to not be detected.

I gotta go to London first, save a certain photography nut from the Muslim incursion, then I'll have them take better pictures for me.
do i get a say in this

Das liberates with extreme prejudice.
Trying to escape will make him want you more.
Trying to insult him will make him want you more.
Trying to stop resisting will make him want you more.

Resistance is futile. Your time will come soon.

January 07, 2016, 07:37:30 PM

lol people have spent more than 700 million dollars on nothing

Thun · January 07, 2016, 07:39:09 PM

Quote from: Baha on January 07, 2016, 07:37:30 PM

lol people have spent more than 700 million dollars on nothing

It goes to the winner and the taxes go to taking poop and pee out of the water here in Oregon.

January 07, 2016, 07:43:20 PM

Quote from: Thunder on January 07, 2016, 07:39:09 PM

Quote from: Baha on January 07, 2016, 07:37:30 PM
lol people have spent more than 700 million dollars on nothing
It goes to the winner and the taxes go to taking poop and pee out of the water here in Oregon.

I was alluding to how the jackpot gets to be that high
If the estimation I read on wikipedia is to be believed it would be more accurate to say people have spent around 2 billion dollars on nothing

Thun · January 07, 2016, 07:50:37 PM

Quote from: Baha on January 07, 2016, 07:43:20 PM

Quote from: Thunder on January 07, 2016, 07:39:09 PM
Quote from: Baha on January 07, 2016, 07:37:30 PM
lol people have spent more than 700 million dollars on nothing
It goes to the winner and the taxes go to taking poop and pee out of the water here in Oregon.
I was alluding to how the jackpot gets to be that high
If the estimation I read on wikipedia is to be believed it would be more accurate to say people have spent around 2 billion dollars on nothing

Imagine all the lottery tickets one could buy with that.

Thun · January 08, 2016, 11:51:24 AM

WE COULD REACH A ONE BILLION DOLLAR JACKPOT AT THIS RATE

Ender · January 08, 2016, 12:17:10 PM

I thought it already reached a billion

that's what I saw on the news this morning

Thun · January 09, 2016, 03:01:42 PM

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True Turquoise · January 09, 2016, 03:07:16 PM

Fruit dont tell them about our secret home

Thun · January 09, 2016, 03:11:08 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on January 09, 2016, 03:07:16 PM

Fruit dont tell them about our secret home

If you ever need a gardener, I'm your guy!

Kitsune 狐 · January 09, 2016, 03:13:08 PM

I never play the lottery, but I guess that's a good thing since I now work for them and can't play anymore. Lol

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Thun · January 09, 2016, 03:16:13 PM

Quote from: Kits on January 09, 2016, 03:13:08 PM

I never play the lottery, but I guess that's a good thing since I now work for them and can't play anymore. Lol

Get me some winning scratch tickets fam.

Did I mention you look especially pretty today?

January 09, 2016, 03:17:20 PM

Quote from: Baha on January 07, 2016, 07:43:20 PM

I was alluding to how the jackpot gets to be that high
If the estimation I read on wikipedia is to be believed it would be more accurate to say people have spent around 2 billion dollars on nothing

>just since I posted this, they've made another 600 million ish off people buying nothing
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***1.5 BILLION Powerball jackpot*** [Day of Reckoning]

1.5 BILLION Powerball jackpot [Day of Reckoning]