You're made dictator for a day

 
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"i have a benign philosophical viewpoint that assigns a negative value to birth"

"i feel like i was born in the wrong body"

"i challenge theists to defend their beliefs to me"

"WATERBOARD THAT SON OF A BITCH"


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
I have my fucked up shit I'd do.

What would sending transexuals, atheists and anti-natalists to Guantanamo achieve? What danger do they pose to you or society?


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uhhh...

- korrie
"i have a benign philosophical viewpoint that assigns a negative value to birth"

"i feel like i was born in the wrong body"

"i challenge theists to defend their beliefs to me"

"WATERBOARD THAT SON OF A BITCH"

You were born in the wrong body?


 
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uhhh...

- korrie


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I have my fucked up shit I'd do.

What would sending transexuals, atheists and anti-natalists to Guantanamo achieve? What danger do they pose to you or society?
Nothing, they're just people I don't like. I am a dictator, I can get away with fucked ip shit. Put two and two together.
in fact on that note I'd probably also have bullies as well as their parents tried as criminals.
hippocritical? Yeah it is. What are you gonna do about it arrest me?


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
What are you gonna do about it arrest me?

No, no. Nothing like that. I'm just going to judge you.


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I guess what I realy want to say is, id make a horrible dictator, since I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to hurt a lot of people I strongly disagree with. I'm sure you're all glad I'm not a dictator and frankly so am I. I am pretty impulsive and I even wrote my list without thinking too hard, and I'd probably rule the same way.
Last Edit: July 16, 2015, 09:21:26 PM by Majestic Star Dragon


 
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You were born in the wrong body?
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Its k verb
to answer your question, yes, i feel like i should have been born as fight club-era brad pitt

i'm a transbrad


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uhhh...

- korrie
You were born in the wrong body?
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Its k verb
to answer your question, yes, i feel like i should have been born as fight club-era brad pitt

i'm a transbrad
transbrad lives matter too


 
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i don't think i ever gave a serious response to this
Taxation:
- A tax that should be raised: Consumption/sales tax.
- A tax that should be lowered: Income tax.
- A tax that should remain about the same: Gas tax (or environmental taxes for the UK)
- A new tax: A land value tax in urban areas.
- A tax that should be abolished: Corporate income tax.
raise corporate tax
lower income tax
no new taxes

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Subsidies:
- A subsidy that should be raised: The Earned Income Tax credit.
- A subsidy that should be lowered: Mortgage interest/health insurance subsidy.
- A subsidy that should remain about the same: R&D tax credits.
- A new subsidy: Tax credits for private education.
- A subsidy that should be eliminated: Agricultural subsidies.
this all seems reasonable to me

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Area of expenditure:
idrc

less should be going to the military, that's all i know


 
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53% still goes to military in this country

god


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Raise taxes for everything

Rebellion ensues

Execute all digressors

Impose law that effectively seals my position as dictator for life and death

Do whatever the fuck I want


 
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Hmm...
Ban oil. Move 70% or so of money per year for defense to the space program.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>tfw meta-senpai ignores the most srs post in the srs thread.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Oh
and abolish the NSA, Patriot act ect
And ban GMOs
Get the fuck out.

Says the guy who wants to get rid of NASA
And re-appropriate the funding to the NSF. . . Which would result in better science research.

But MUH SPACE SOOTS rite?


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.


 
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tax them into oblivion


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
tax them into oblivion
All you'll do it hurt workers.


 
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tax them into oblivion
All you'll do it hurt workers.
not if i have anything to say about it

as the dictator, and all


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
not if i have anything to say about it

as the dictator, and all
hue

Can the physicist tell the fermion what to do?


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Declare war on the EU and kill all who works for them.


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I would give everyone the day off. However, grocery stores and the like would be open until 12pm so everyone has time to pick up food and beer to enjoy their day off, but I would pay those who worked three times their hourly wages. Sorry Rex I'd give you the day off.


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ayy lmao
i'd straight up christmas tree it and spend the rest of the day having sex on national tv


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Siphon some money from the government budget to buy video games and comics because I'm not going to be able to enact meaningful policy change within twenty-four hours.


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not if i have anything to say about it

as the dictator, and all
hue

Can the physicist tell the fermion what to do?

They can, with prep time.


 
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I find someone that looks like me to appear in public in my stead, and leave the country running to someone else meanwhile I am chilling in my villa retreat somewhere in the world.