We know what the progressive, gun-controlled, safety-helmeted, calorie-restricted, carbon-neutral weenie dictatorship looks like. But, if you could take a little chunk of America; say, 5 million steely-eyed missile men and 5 million sleek, capable and naughty librarians and make your own little State what would it look like?

Welcome to the Republic of Meta. Politically, the fundamental structure of the Republic is familiar. It's the U.S. constitution, verbatim, with one minor change - the 28th Amendment, which reads “No one elected to public office shall, once their term expires, be eligible to hold that same office.”







Well, we hope you enjoyed your brief tour of the Republic of Meta. You’re welcome to stay; we love hard-working people. The registration forms for legal immigration are on the counter; they’re printed in English because that’s the official language of the Republic of Meta. We’re happy to help translate into Spanish… or French, Mandarin, Russian, Korean or anything else. But we do business in English.

The rules are simple. Don’t be a jerk, and Mind your own business. It’s printed right there on the money, along with a cutout of a profile – not of me or any other politician. That profile could be anybody. That’s the profile of the common person. That’s your profile.

Welcome home.

Are we at war with Eastasia or Eurasia?

Eastasia.

Quote from: Saleem on October 28, 2014, 04:14:33 PM

Are we at war with Eastasia or Eurasia?

Eurasia.

Alright.

*Sips victory gin*

Quote from: Meta Cognition on October 28, 2014, 04:15:43 PM

Quote from: Saleem on October 28, 2014, 04:14:33 PM

Are we at war with Eastasia or Eurasia?

Eurasia.

Alright.

*Sips victory gin*

Manipulating information from Minipax?

Off to a labour camp, prole!