Why don't Bongs have their own national holiday?

ban me · November 09, 2015, 11:24:27 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · November 09, 2015, 11:47:41 PM

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Anonymous (User Deleted) · November 09, 2015, 11:55:55 PM

lol independence day

big dog · November 10, 2015, 01:38:58 AM

Not really much to be proud of for Bongland.

gats · November 10, 2015, 04:24:31 AM

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign.
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen.

November 10, 2015, 04:56:10 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George%27s_Day

Mr. Psychologist · November 10, 2015, 05:29:32 AM

Quote from: Redninetynine on November 10, 2015, 04:56:10 AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George%27s_Day

We don't have the day off though.

OT: Because the traditional pastime in Britain is complaining about how shit it is to live here. The weather is shit, the food is shit, the people are either toff wankers or pondscum, every other shop in a town centre is a kebab shop and I could go on and on but basically the only good thing about this country is the NHS which is why people get so fanatical about defending it from the privatisation predators.

Mordo · November 10, 2015, 05:40:09 AM

We have the occasional Royal Wedding every now and then.

DAS B00T x2 · November 10, 2015, 05:47:29 AM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 10, 2015, 05:29:32 AM

Quote from: Redninetynine on November 10, 2015, 04:56:10 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George%27s_Day
We don't have the day off though.

OT: Because the traditional pastime in Britain is complaining about how shit it is to live here. The weather is shit, the food is shit, the people are either toff wankers or pondscum, every other shop in a town centre is a kebab shop and I could go on and on but basically the only good thing about this country is the NHS which is why people get so fanatical about defending it from the privatisation predators.

I too, enjoy getting over the flu naturally before the doctor has time to see me.

Mr. Psychologist · November 10, 2015, 05:55:47 AM

Quote from: DAS B(⌐■_■)ﾒ on November 10, 2015, 05:47:29 AM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 10, 2015, 05:29:32 AM
Quote from: Redninetynine on November 10, 2015, 04:56:10 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George%27s_Day
We don't have the day off though.

OT: Because the traditional pastime in Britain is complaining about how shit it is to live here. The weather is shit, the food is shit, the people are either toff wankers or pondscum, every other shop in a town centre is a kebab shop and I could go on and on but basically the only good thing about this country is the NHS which is why people get so fanatical about defending it from the privatisation predators.
I too, enjoy getting over the flu naturally before the doctor has time to see me.

top banter

but sadly true

Mordo · November 10, 2015, 06:23:53 AM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 10, 2015, 05:29:32 AM

Quote from: Redninetynine on November 10, 2015, 04:56:10 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George%27s_Day
We don't have the day off though.

OT: Because the traditional pastime in Britain is complaining about how shit it is to live here. The weather is shit, the food is shit, the people are either toff wankers or pondscum, every other shop in a town centre is a kebab shop and I could go on and on but basically the only good thing about this country is the NHS which is why people get so fanatical about defending it from the privatisation predators.

>NHS
>flawless

Pick one.

I wish people would stop going on about the NHS like it's some fucking religion. The idea that public spending and public spending alone can sustain it indefinitely is a fucking fantasy.

BaconShelf · November 10, 2015, 06:29:38 AM

Quote from: DAS B(⌐■_■)ﾒ on November 10, 2015, 05:47:29 AM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on November 10, 2015, 05:29:32 AM
Quote from: Redninetynine on November 10, 2015, 04:56:10 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George%27s_Day
We don't have the day off though.

OT: Because the traditional pastime in Britain is complaining about how shit it is to live here. The weather is shit, the food is shit, the people are either toff wankers or pondscum, every other shop in a town centre is a kebab shop and I could go on and on but basically the only good thing about this country is the NHS which is why people get so fanatical about defending it from the privatisation predators.
I too, enjoy getting over the flu naturally before the doctor has time to see me.

Enjoy having a stronger immune system because your own immune system fought off the illness as opposed to antibiotics :^)

Septy · November 10, 2015, 08:59:58 AM

Do they celebrate September 3rd as National Embarrassment Day

Turkey · November 10, 2015, 09:15:16 AM

They get tea time every evening, but we only get one day a year. So really, who's missing out here?

Super Irish · November 12, 2015, 01:42:17 PM

They can't celebrate independence from themselves because, well...

They do have St. George's day...whenever the hell that is.

Luciana · November 12, 2015, 08:05:32 PM

Quote from: The Lord Yardstick on November 09, 2015, 11:47:41 PM

Guy Faux day?

Luciana · November 12, 2015, 08:05:53 PM

Also kinda hard to celebrate the founding of your nation when you've been around for fucking ever.

True Turquoise · November 12, 2015, 08:19:28 PM

We've been around longer and cant exactly celebrate our founding.

Pish-posh, when will these colonials learn

Luciana · November 12, 2015, 08:24:27 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 12, 2015, 08:19:28 PM

We've been around longer and cant exactly celebrate our founding.

Pish-posh, when will these colonials learn

There are two times I can only think of you celebrating it.

When the Saxon's came around, but that was a slow integration and no one knows the exact date.

Or when William the Conqueror, a Frenchie, came and kicked your ineffective King out of power who were always getting messed up by Vikings.

Still, you were around even before that. So yeah, kinda impossible

True Turquoise · November 12, 2015, 08:25:20 PM

Quote from: Luciana on November 12, 2015, 08:24:27 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 12, 2015, 08:19:28 PM
We've been around longer and cant exactly celebrate our founding.

Pish-posh, when will these colonials learn
There are two times I can only think of you celebrating it.

When the Saxon's came around, but that was a slow integration and no one knows the exact date.

Or when William the Conqueror, a Frenchie, came and kicked your ineffective King out of power who were always getting messed up by Vikings.

Still, you were around even before that. So yeah, kinda impossible

So yes.

Get meme'd

diddly doo, silly Americans~

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