The philosophy of donuts

More Than Mortal · September 21, 2014, 08:11:00 AM

Heraclitus: "You can't eat the same donut twice".
Plato: "All donuts share in ideal 'donut-ness'".
Aristotle: "A donut contains its donut-ness".
Descartes: "A donut's hole proves the existence of a donut".
Locke: "Donuts taste good to me".
Hume: "Donuts exist because I imagine donuts".
Kant: "A donut is equal to my total experience of donuts".
Mill: "Donuts are good if they make people happy".
Kierkegaard: "I have faith that donuts are delicious".
Marx: "Everybody deserves donuts".
Nietzsche: "Stop at nothing to get your donuts".
Wittgenstein: "Fried pastry, zero, parking lot spin, spare tyre".
Beauvoir: "Patriarchy is responsible for the shape of the donut".

I hope this helps you understand philosophy better.

Flee · September 21, 2014, 08:18:21 AM

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More Than Mortal · September 21, 2014, 08:25:24 AM

Quote from: Flee on September 21, 2014, 08:18:21 AM

too simplistic.

What do you want from an analysis of donuts?

Flee · September 21, 2014, 08:31:49 AM

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More Than Mortal · September 21, 2014, 08:34:56 AM

Quote from: Flee on September 21, 2014, 08:31:49 AM

but it's a little too superficial for my liking.

>implying donuts aren't the direct manifestation of the Lord on earth.

DAS B00T x2 · September 21, 2014, 09:37:51 AM

For once in my life, Locke is right and I agree with Marx.

The Lord Ruler · September 21, 2014, 09:46:50 AM

I just had a chocolate, glazed donut for breakfast.

It was delicious.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 21, 2014, 12:41:22 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 21, 2014, 12:46:02 PM

patriarchy is responsible for the shape of the donut

topkek

Comet · September 21, 2014, 01:17:13 PM

More Than Mortal · September 21, 2014, 01:19:16 PM

Quote from: Comet on September 21, 2014, 01:17:13 PM

Spoiler
hm.

Yeah?

Juuzou · September 21, 2014, 02:03:35 PM

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Taci7urn · September 21, 2014, 11:30:11 PM

So if Locke believes that donuts are good, then does that mean that Hobbes that will say that they're the bane of existence, taste bad, and should be governed by who eats them? Fuck. Him.

Saleem · September 21, 2014, 11:54:03 PM

I've done nothing but teleport bread for three days.