The Darrel Brooks Trial

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Darrell Brooks faces 76 charges after driving through a Christmas parade of white people, killing six and injuring many more. Wisconsin does not have the death penalty. Trial is scheduled to run through 10/28, beginning at 8:30am each morning.

Previously:
>Brooks chose to fire his public defenders and represent himself
>no understanding of court procedure
>using sovereign citizen websites for legal arguments
>made an uninterrupted 51 minute rant last
>trying any and every strategy in order to tease out a mistrial
>Brooks forfeit his right to testify

Coming up next:
>jury instructions
>closing arguments (inb4 jury nullification shitstorm)
>the (objectively guilty) verdict and sentencing


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>B-But muh R-Rittenhouse!

St. Kyle did nothing wrong.


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Lmao Brooks isn't allowed back in the room during the Judge administering instructions because he can't behave like a grown adult. Dude probably wants to just object to everything and hope something sticks. Judge isn't having anymore of his bullshit.

Can't wait for this clown show to end.


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>Are you satisfied with the polling of the jurors?
>”No”
>Well the court is so fuck you.

Lmao Brooks getting 100% exactly what he fucking deserves.


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Aaaaaaaaaaand Guilty on all charges!

Hopefully we get to see more chimping out during the sentencing :^)


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Only a really stupid person would represent themself in a murder trial


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He wasn't very bright, nor mature for that matter. But then again I wouldn't expect either from a man who tries to joke with the cops about running over children.

Only a really stupid person would represent themself in a murder trial


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He wasn't very bright, nor mature for that matter. But then again I wouldn't expect either from a man who tries to joke with the cops about running over children.

Only a really stupid person would represent themself in a murder trial

One stupid man


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>HE WUZ MENTELEE ILL
>THATZ Y I LET HIM DRI MY CAR
>DA STATE FAIL HIM
>HE DINDU NUFFIN

Reminder: You have to be mentally examined and declared mentally stable to defend yourself in trial.