So, about Jesus

 
More Than Mortal
| d-d-d-DANK ✑ πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ 🌈πŸ‘
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam: MetaCognition
ID: Meta Cognition
IP: Logged

15,060 posts
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
The idea of the Messiah was one of military kingship, who'd command respect from Jews and gentiles alike. Considering this, it doesn't seem altogether unreasonable that the apostles were--essentially--Iron Age, Palestinian revolutionaries. Wouldn't it be more probably that such a group of people would turn their Messiah into a deity, rather than actually seeing him raise from the dead.


 
challengerX
| custom title
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: challengerX
IP: Logged

41,942 posts
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


Dustin | Heroic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: Greedy Jew
PSN: Jews Did 911
Steam: Chimpout 2014
ID: Le Dustin
IP: Logged

5,814 posts
This is pathetic, Cheat
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


 
More Than Mortal
| d-d-d-DANK ✑ πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ 🌈πŸ‘
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam: MetaCognition
ID: Meta Cognition
IP: Logged

15,060 posts
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
They could have been different 2000 years ago allowing for these things to happen, who really knows.
Either way he wasn't divine.


clum clum | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: PM me
Steam: PM me
ID: Numb Digger
IP: Logged

11,461 posts
 
There's no way to know if the laws of physics are static. They could have been different 2000 years ago allowing for these things to happen, who really knows. But we mustn't be too ignorant of our ancestor's wisdom.

On the scale of the universe.... 2000 years is less than the blink of an eye.


rC | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: RC5908
IP: Logged

10,787 posts
ayy lmao
There's no way to know if the laws of physics are static. They could have been different 2000 years ago allowing for these things to happen, who really knows. But we mustn't be too ignorant of our ancestor's wisdom.
i love you


Lemy the Lizerd | Heroic Unstoppable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Lemy the Lizerd
IP: Logged

2,002 posts

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MUH FEDORA TIPPING AUTISM ATHEIST MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Dustin | Heroic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: Greedy Jew
PSN: Jews Did 911
Steam: Chimpout 2014
ID: Le Dustin
IP: Logged

5,814 posts
This is pathetic, Cheat
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


rC | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: RC5908
IP: Logged

10,787 posts
ayy lmao
There's no way to know if the laws of physics are static. They could have been different 2000 years ago allowing for these things to happen, who really knows. But we mustn't be too ignorant of our ancestor's wisdom.

On the scale of the universe.... 2000 years is less than the blink of an eye.
Uhh... 2000 years is about a third of the Universe's history. Not even close to a "blink of an eye."
Closer to a fifth, really. Remember, Adam and Eve first graced the Earth 10,000 years ago, not 6,000.


clum clum | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: PM me
Steam: PM me
ID: Numb Digger
IP: Logged

11,461 posts
 
There's no way to know if the laws of physics are static. They could have been different 2000 years ago allowing for these things to happen, who really knows. But we mustn't be too ignorant of our ancestor's wisdom.

On the scale of the universe.... 2000 years is less than the blink of an eye.
Uhh... 2000 years is about a third of the Universe's history. Not even close to a "blink of an eye."

explain dinosaurs and dating rocks, then :^)


rC | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: RC5908
IP: Logged

10,787 posts
ayy lmao
There's no way to know if the laws of physics are static. They could have been different 2000 years ago allowing for these things to happen, who really knows. But we mustn't be too ignorant of our ancestor's wisdom.

On the scale of the universe.... 2000 years is less than the blink of an eye.
Uhh... 2000 years is about a third of the Universe's history. Not even close to a "blink of an eye."

explain dinosaurs and dating rocks, then :^)
A test of our faith.


Dustin | Heroic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: Greedy Jew
PSN: Jews Did 911
Steam: Chimpout 2014
ID: Le Dustin
IP: Logged

5,814 posts
This is pathetic, Cheat
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


clum clum | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL:
PSN: PM me
Steam: PM me
ID: Numb Digger
IP: Logged

11,461 posts
 
There's no way to know if the laws of physics are static. They could have been different 2000 years ago allowing for these things to happen, who really knows. But we mustn't be too ignorant of our ancestor's wisdom.

On the scale of the universe.... 2000 years is less than the blink of an eye.
Uhh... 2000 years is about a third of the Universe's history. Not even close to a "blink of an eye."

explain dinosaurs and dating rocks, then :^)
A test of our faith.

these memes are awesome dude!


 
More Than Mortal
| d-d-d-DANK ✑ πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ 🌈πŸ‘
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam: MetaCognition
ID: Meta Cognition
IP: Logged

15,060 posts
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Oh my fucking God if you derail another fucking thread I'll hunt you down.


Dustin | Heroic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: Greedy Jew
PSN: Jews Did 911
Steam: Chimpout 2014
ID: Le Dustin
IP: Logged

5,814 posts
This is pathetic, Cheat
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


 
challengerX
| custom title
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: challengerX
IP: Logged

41,942 posts
I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
more |
XBL: Rocketman287
PSN:
Steam: Rocketman287
ID: Rocketman287
IP: Logged

22,970 posts
I neither fear, nor despise.
I get mentioned in these threads all the time, but never notice them XD


The idea of the Messiah was one of military kingship, who'd command respect from Jews and gentiles alike.


The Jews were expecting a conquering King who would come in and "save the day", so to speak. They basically expected what the Christians expect on the 2nd coming of Christ: a King conquering His enemies.

So imagine their surprise when they encounter Jesus. He rides into Jerusalem on a donkey(which means He comes in peace) instead of a horse(He comes to conquer).

He is a carpenter, and washes the feet of others. He doesn't have wealth or riches.
He's a Servant King.
Last Edit: January 18, 2015, 02:35:12 PM by Rocketman287


 
More Than Mortal
| d-d-d-DANK ✑ πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ 🌈πŸ‘
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam: MetaCognition
ID: Meta Cognition
IP: Logged

15,060 posts
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
The Jews were expecting a conquering King who would come in and "save the day", so to speak. They basically expected what the Christians expect on the 2nd coming of Christ: a King conquering His enemies.

So imagine their surprise when they encounter Jesus. He rides into Jerusalem on a donkey(which means He comes in peace) instead of a horse(He comes to conquer).

He is a carpenter, and washes the feet of others. He doesn't have wealth or riches.
He's a Servant King.
Okay, so do you want to actually answer the question in the OP?


R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
more |
XBL: Rocketman287
PSN:
Steam: Rocketman287
ID: Rocketman287
IP: Logged

22,970 posts
I neither fear, nor despise.
The Jews were expecting a conquering King who would come in and "save the day", so to speak. They basically expected what the Christians expect on the 2nd coming of Christ: a King conquering His enemies.

So imagine their surprise when they encounter Jesus. He rides into Jerusalem on a donkey(which means He comes in peace) instead of a horse(He comes to conquer).

He is a carpenter, and washes the feet of others. He doesn't have wealth or riches.
He's a Servant King.
Okay, so do you want to actually answer the question in the OP?

You left out the question mark, I saw it more as a statement >.>



Sure it's possible. They could have said "ermagerd Jesus rose form the dead" and it could all be an elaborate ruse. Except there were some Roman soldiers guarding the tomb.

What would the point be though? To overthrow the Roman Empire?
Last Edit: January 18, 2015, 02:48:04 PM by Rocketman287


 
More Than Mortal
| d-d-d-DANK ✑ πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ 🌈πŸ‘
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam: MetaCognition
ID: Meta Cognition
IP: Logged

15,060 posts
This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Except there were some Roman soldiers guarding the tomb.
Why would they have Roman soldiers guarding the tomb? That doesn't make sense.

Not to mention, that doesn't discredit the idea that the apostles could've just made up his resurrection.


R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
more |
XBL: Rocketman287
PSN:
Steam: Rocketman287
ID: Rocketman287
IP: Logged

22,970 posts
I neither fear, nor despise.
Except there were some Roman soldiers guarding the tomb.
Why would they have Roman soldiers guarding the tomb? That doesn't make sense.

Not to mention, that doesn't discredit the idea that the apostles could've just made up his resurrection.

The Sanhedrin knew of Jesus' claims He would rise from the dead. So they petitioned Pilate to have a Roman Guard keep watch on the tomb.

So the issue of the Resurrection is this: What happened to the Roman Guard and where is the body?
The disciples were in hiding, and most didn't believe Jesus would be resurrected. So for them to try and steal the body seems foolhardy. They were rather poor, so a bribe isn't very plausible.


Turkey | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Viva Redemption
PSN: HurtfulTurkey
Steam: HurtfulTurkey
ID: HurtfulTurkey
IP: Logged

8,077 posts
 
Not really, they had very little to gain. The apostles  all died from torture, execution, or exile. No reason to lie about seeing him after his death, especially the ones that weren't even Jews.


 
Alternative Facts
| Mythic Forum Ninja
 
more |
XBL:
PSN:
Steam:
ID: IcyWind
IP: Logged

9,381 posts
 
Not really, they had very little to gain. The apostles  all died from torture, execution, or exile. No reason to lie about seeing him after his death, especially the ones that weren't even Jews.

To continue spreading faith in Jesus? Who knows

We're talking about nearly 2000 year old texts that were written by a few men, and little way to prove any of it is real.


Turkey | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Viva Redemption
PSN: HurtfulTurkey
Steam: HurtfulTurkey
ID: HurtfulTurkey
IP: Logged

8,077 posts
 
Not really, they had very little to gain. The apostles  all died from torture, execution, or exile. No reason to lie about seeing him after his death, especially the ones that weren't even Jews.

To continue spreading faith in Jesus? Who knows

We're talking about nearly 2000 year old texts that were written by a few men, and little way to prove any of it is real.

Well the NT has more textual integrity than any other ancient writing by orders of magnitude, they were compiled by eyewitness testimonies and are supported by extrabiblical sources to much of the key elements, and there was no reason for anyone to falsify their accounts seeing as Christians were persecuted and killed for hundreds of years afterward. There's ostensibly no other religion with as much credibility in terms of historicity and consistency, and no other that has withstood such enduring scrutiny.


Dustin | Heroic Invincible!
 
more |
XBL: Greedy Jew
PSN: Jews Did 911
Steam: Chimpout 2014
ID: Le Dustin
IP: Logged

5,814 posts
This is pathetic, Cheat
This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.


Turkey | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Viva Redemption
PSN: HurtfulTurkey
Steam: HurtfulTurkey
ID: HurtfulTurkey
IP: Logged

8,077 posts
 
So you're saying the Bible is the most credible of all holy books?
Unquestionably, yes.
Quote
And do you really think Jesus rose from the dead or is that supposed to be figurative?

If it were figurative then there'd be no Christianity. Something that can't overcome death can hardly be called a deity.


Assassin 11D7 | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Assassin 11D7
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Assassin 11D7
IP: Logged

10,059 posts
"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
So you're saying the Bible is the most credible of all holy books?
Unquestionably, yes.
Quote
And do you really think Jesus rose from the dead or is that supposed to be figurative?

If it were figurative then there'd be no Christianity. Something that can't overcome death can hardly be called a deity.
How do you explain that though? Somebody literally rising from the dead makes no sense scientifically today, and it's pretty far-fetched to get people to believe, don't you think?


Turkey | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Viva Redemption
PSN: HurtfulTurkey
Steam: HurtfulTurkey
ID: HurtfulTurkey
IP: Logged

8,077 posts
 
So you're saying the Bible is the most credible of all holy books?
Unquestionably, yes.
Quote
And do you really think Jesus rose from the dead or is that supposed to be figurative?

If it were figurative then there'd be no Christianity. Something that can't overcome death can hardly be called a deity.
How do you explain that though? Somebody literally rising from the dead makes no sense scientifically today, and it's pretty far-fetched to get people to believe, don't you think?
I mean, if you're willing to assume the reality of an omnipotent being, then I don't think that same being resurrecting a corporeal part of itself is a huge stretch of the imagination.


Assassin 11D7 | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Assassin 11D7
PSN:
Steam:
ID: Assassin 11D7
IP: Logged

10,059 posts
"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
So you're saying the Bible is the most credible of all holy books?
Unquestionably, yes.
Quote
And do you really think Jesus rose from the dead or is that supposed to be figurative?

If it were figurative then there'd be no Christianity. Something that can't overcome death can hardly be called a deity.
How do you explain that though? Somebody literally rising from the dead makes no sense scientifically today, and it's pretty far-fetched to get people to believe, don't you think?
I mean, if you're willing to assume the reality of an omnipotent being, then I don't think that same being resurrecting a corporeal part of itself is a huge stretch of the imagination.
Isn't that blatantly breaking the laws this universe follows, though? Why would God create the laws of physics just to break them later on, if he knows everything that has been and will be?


Turkey | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
more |
XBL: Viva Redemption
PSN: HurtfulTurkey
Steam: HurtfulTurkey
ID: HurtfulTurkey
IP: Logged

8,077 posts
 
So you're saying the Bible is the most credible of all holy books?
Unquestionably, yes.
Quote
And do you really think Jesus rose from the dead or is that supposed to be figurative?

If it were figurative then there'd be no Christianity. Something that can't overcome death can hardly be called a deity.
How do you explain that though? Somebody literally rising from the dead makes no sense scientifically today, and it's pretty far-fetched to get people to believe, don't you think?
I mean, if you're willing to assume the reality of an omnipotent being, then I don't think that same being resurrecting a corporeal part of itself is a huge stretch of the imagination.
Isn't that blatantly breaking the laws this universe follows, though? Why would God create the laws of physics just to break them later on, if he knows everything that has been and will be?

I'm confused; where is death covered in the laws of physics? The laws of motion don't discuss it, nor do the laws of thermodynamics, fluid dynamics, or any other field. Already we're grasping the ways to manipulate the world around us to prolong life, and pull someone back from the brink. It's not unbelievable that if humanity continues to prosper, death may soon become a thing of the past (and by 'soon' I'm speaking in the scope of all of human existence). Whether that's through the 'singularity' or by advanced medicine is only speculation. To think that a being with access to ostensibly infinite information, or even literally in direct control of the entire universe, couldn't do something as simple as resurrect a human body after three days is simply untenable.

If you're interested in more of a scientific approach to theology, check out John Polkinghorne. He's an eminent physicist and an Anglican priest that is arguably the leader in bridging the fields of religion and science. For a logic-based orator, check out Ravi Zacharias, one of the foremost theologians alive today.