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We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the shitlord scripture the Bhagavad Reeeeeeeta; Kek is trying to persuade the prince that he should save his people, and to impress him takes on his frog-headed form, and says, "Now I am become meme, the destroyer of cucks." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
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Saw this comment on the page. Seems pretty agreeable.

This is all silly. We don't morally or legally require human drivers to perform stunts to avoid collisions of any kind. If a collision is imminent and unavoidable, then you simply STOP as quickly as possible. That's it. Moral debate over. (And if the brakes all fail, turn off the engine and engage the parking gear). The only truly immoral thing in these scenarios is allowing a non-conscious machine to become a moral agent at all. THAT'S the moral problem here. The only moral solution is: don't let machines make moral decisions. If you can't not hit something, then slam on the brakes. End of story.

Also, I'm more inclined to believe the "Moral Machine" is more of way to collect data on who people are willing to kill.
Last Edit: November 28, 2016, 07:22:55 PM by Dan


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Also, I'm more inclined to believe the "Moral Machine" is more of way to collect data on who people are willing to kill.
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"Please note that these animals, who have no concept of law, are flouting the law"

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Pretty interesting judgement thing, although I don't get why the descriptions are hidden for every panel. For most scenarios I chose to save people by this (in order of relative importance):

The many > The few
Humans > Animals
The young/healthy > The old/unhealthy
The successful > The unsuccessful/criminal
The legal > The illegal

Though with the few scenarios where it's exactly the same it's The pedestrians > The passengers. Sure the scenario says all the passengers will die if they smash into a barrier, but in reality there's the chance that even if it was going at 90mph, at least one of them will survive, compared to all the peds guaranteed to die at such speeds.



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I started laughing about half way through it, I'm all like "Pfffffthahahahaha who the fuck cares about a bunch of homeless bums and old people?!"


 
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(And if the brakes all fail, turn off the engine and engage the parking gear).
quick note, never kill your engine. You lose power steering then.
Just downshift and use the parking brake, don't shift an automatic in to park, you're likely to just break off the little mechanism that engages to lock the trans and now you're extra screwed.


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Fuck this shit. It implies certain lives are "worth" more than others, when in reality all lives are equal.


 
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http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1154049973
Every slider except for intervention is irrelevant.
The car should always stay its path.
Last Edit: November 30, 2016, 07:48:23 AM by DAS B00T x2


 
 
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http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1154049973
Every slider except for intervention is irrelevant.
The car should always stay its path.
what if it's a flock of skypes on the other lane crossing though?


 
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We can't let them know our plans
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1154049973
Every slider except for intervention is irrelevant.
The car should always stay its path.
what if it's a flock of skypes on the other lane crossing though?


 
 
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http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1154049973
Every slider except for intervention is irrelevant.
The car should always stay its path.
what if it's a flock of skypes on the other lane crossing though?
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Psy you need to talk like this if you want be secretly
We can't let them know our plans
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1154049973
Every slider except for intervention is irrelevant.
The car should always stay its path.


what if it's a flock of skypes on the other lane crossing though?
It's almost as bad as replying in the middle of a quoted post.
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Psy you need to talk like this if you want be secretly
We can't let them know our plans
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1154049973
Every slider except for intervention is irrelevant.
The car should always stay its path.


what if it's a flock of skypes on the other lane crossing though?
It's almost as bad as replying in the middle of a quoted post.
Gocha
Over my cold dead memes will I use such a terrible way to reply
it was an accident I swear


 
 
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Psy you need to talk like this if you want be secretly
We can't let them know our plans
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1154049973
Every slider except for intervention is irrelevant.
The car should always stay its path.


what if it's a flock of skypes on the other lane crossing though?
It's almost as bad as replying in the middle of a quoted post.
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it was an accident I swear
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Psy you need to talk like this if you want be secretly
We can't let them know our plans
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1154049973
Every slider except for intervention is irrelevant.
The car should always stay its path.


what if it's a flock of skypes on the other lane crossing though?
It's almost as bad as replying in the middle of a quoted post.
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it was an accident I swear
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Psy you need to talk like this if you want be secretly
We can't let them know our plans
http://moralmachine.mit.edu/results/-1154049973
Every slider except for intervention is irrelevant.
The car should always stay its path.


what if it's a flock of skypes on the other lane crossing though?
It's almost as bad as replying in the middle of a quoted post.
Gocha
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it was an accident I swear
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it sometimes just starts the text above everything else at the top of the post box.
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Fuck this shit. It implies certain lives are "worth" more than others, when in reality all lives are equal.
No they aren't.

The life of some scumbag criminal worth far less than a child's life.
Yes, it is. All life is equal.

Especially an innocent child vs an innocent adult. Children don't get special importance when it comes to morality because of their youth. There's nothing immoral or innocence-reducing about existing longer than someone else.


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Fuck this shit. It implies certain lives are "worth" more than others, when in reality all lives are equal.
No they aren't.

The life of some scumbag criminal worth far less than a child's life.
Yes, it is. All life is equal.

Especially an innocent child vs an innocent adult. Children don't get special importance when it comes to morality because of their youth. There's nothing immoral or innocence-reducing about existing longer than someone else.
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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calm down morgan
all life is precious

There's nothing immoral about hurting and stealing from others? The children (as far as we know) have done neither of those things. Neither have the animals.
Of course there is, but that doesn't give you less of a "right" to live than an innocent.

Not to mention that this goes beyond that and tries to claim that an innocent child is more important than an innocent adult.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the shitlord scripture the Bhagavad Reeeeeeeta; Kek is trying to persuade the prince that he should save his people, and to impress him takes on his frog-headed form, and says, "Now I am become meme, the destroyer of cucks." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
Fuck this shit. It implies certain lives are "worth" more than others, when in reality all lives are equal.
No they aren't.

The life of some scumbag criminal worth far less than a child's life.
Yes, it is. All life is equal.

Especially an innocent child vs an innocent adult. Children don't get special importance when it comes to morality because of their youth. There's nothing immoral or innocence-reducing about existing longer than someone else.
You'd have a point if people existed in a vacuum, but the continued existence of civilization itself requires certain groups of people to be given more protection and "valued" more than others. You don't send all your women to war because that kills your ability to reproduce, and you don't let your children die because that undoes all your work on reproducing, and a society that does not reproduce dies out:
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Fuck this shit. It implies certain lives are "worth" more than others, when in reality all lives are equal.
No they aren't.

The life of some scumbag criminal worth far less than a child's life.
Yes, it is. All life is equal.

Especially an innocent child vs an innocent adult. Children don't get special importance when it comes to morality because of their youth. There's nothing immoral or innocence-reducing about existing longer than someone else.
You'd have a point if people existed in a vacuum, but the continued existence of civilization itself requires certain groups of people to be given more protection and "valued" more than others. You don't send all your women to war because that kills your ability to reproduce, and you don't let your children die because that undoes all your work on reproducing, and a society that does not reproduce dies out:
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The continuance of civilization is kinda beyond the scope of this experiment though, right? It's silly to give children or women a higher value in these scenarios, because nothing is at stake that is affected by the potential number of deaths. If anything, a utilitarian argument would be that productive adults are much more valuable to society than children are.

Though I do believe that the Moral Machine and similar Trolley Problems aren't very useful thought experiments to begin with.
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