A fiat fundie pro-Pigou-tax nazi eCONomist and Hitler named Paul Krugman was teaching a class on statism and Keynesianism (whoops, tautology!). "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Fed Reserve notes are the One True Currency."

At this moment, a praxeologist, libertarian, math-rejecting Austrian who had written over 420 books in plain english and understood that inflation is an increase in the money supply and fully supported the legalization of anarcho-capitalism stood up and held up a gold bar.

"This is inherently valuable.”

The arrogant eCONometrickster smirked quite facistly and smugly replied "Specifically, in EconomicsTM , nothing is inherently valuable you stupid idiot.”

"Wrong. Value is entirely subjective, and humans will always love shiny things like gold because they are horses."

Krugthing was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Mein General Theory. He stormed out of the room crying those nazi Keynesian crocodile tears.

The students applauded and watched YouTube videos about how inflation is theft that day and accepted Bitcoin and Gold as the one true currency. A praxbro named Hans Hoppe flew into the room and perched atop a copy of Human Action and shed a tear on a copy of the U.S. Constitution when he learned gay people could now marry. The Fundamental Axiom was praxxed out several times, and Murray Rothbard himself showed up and abolished all government and central banks across the universe.

Krugthing lost all his tenure and was never stimulated again. He died from cutting himself on his edge while breaking windows and became a professor at CUNY.

That praxeologist's name? Ludwig von Mises.

Yes.

in one breath, gold is "inherently valuable"
within the next, "value is entirely subjective"

lelelel

classic comedy

it was hilarious, you pillock

god i thought liberals were supposed to have a sense of humor

TIL that conservatives, socialists and libertarians have senses of humour, whereas liberals do not.