Official General Election thread

you elected a fucking moron as your leader.

The fucking unions did.

Everybody else wanted his bloody brother.

I originally wanted Ed but after seeing what a total embarrassment he is I knew it was a big fucking mistake. If Lab don't pull a majority (and they wont) they better give the cunt the boot.

Jesus Christ, SNP combo breaker when?

Those Con seats growing....

Those Con seats growing....

Have we started the fire?

JIM MURPHY BTFO BY A SINGLE MOTHER HAHAHA

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN LABOUR WAS KILL?

Just had another coffee; pulling an all-nighter.

Just had another coffee; pulling an all-nighter.

Thank fuck I'm working at 2 tomorrow.

I want to taste all those delicious Labour tears.

UKIP getting some solid vote share gains.

I got a tenner on Clegg losing his seat.

Ooh, Liberals now got two seats.

Fuck me.

We just kicked out Ed Davey.

We're killing the Liberals.

Labour are getting absolutely wrecked.

fuck this is a slow night

conservative surge when?

fuck this is a slow night

conservative surge when?

Bromsgrove, along with a lot of other constituencies, are being announced around 4am.

fuck this is a slow night

conservative surge when?

Bromsgrove, along with a lot of other constituencies, are being announced around 4am.

20 MINUTES UNTIL LABLOL GETS BUTT PUMMELED

Fuck, lab have lost if there's already talk amongst the top labour members about replacing dead ed

Fuck, lab have lost if there's already talk amongst the top labour members about replacing dead ed

Even if Cameron can't form a real government, it's unlikely Ed will be able to either. They've completely lost confidence in him.

Fuck, lab have lost if there's already talk amongst the top labour members about replacing dead ed

Even if Cameron can't form a real government, it's unlikely Ed will be able to either. They've completely lost confidence in him.

It was an uphill battle once Milliband started stuttering in interviews.

I hope the Tories overtake Labour before all of their seats can be announced.

I want to see them crushed.

How's the DUP doing?

Just took Eastleigh.

Labour probably would have had a chance if they didn't put milibum up front.

GEORGE GALLOWAY REPORTED TO THE POLICE HAHAHAHAHAHA

Labour probably would have had a chance if they didn't put milibum up front.

And they didn't try such gimmicky fucking policies.

>lol guys, we'll freeze energy prices
>deflation
#rekt

I hope Galloway loses his seat.

How's the DUP doing?

They've lost a seat but regained East Belfast, not surprising.

How's the DUP doing?

They've lost a seat but regained East Belfast, not surprising.

How many do they have at the moment?

ORKNEY AND SHETLAND SNP C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

UKIP have the strongest increase in vote share of all the parties.

UKIP have the strongest increase in vote share of all the parties.

But still no seats.

FPTP guys.