Official General Election thread

Liberal Democrat sources say the result in Kingston and Surbiton is "genuinely close". The seat has been held by Ed Davey - pictured above with Nick Clegg - who is the energy and climate change secretary, since 1997. The source says neither the Lib Dems nor the Conservatives know who has won.

fuck my constituency man, it's been a lib dem haven for the past 18 years

It could be worse

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FARAGE WILL BRING IN A NEW ERA

Haha that UKIPer getting boo'd

O SHIT 2ND LABOUR SEAT NIGRAHS

FUCK, DUP got my constituency.

Delicious.

What a knob, that TUSC candidate.

Third labour seat.

Wow, another second place for UKIP.

What a knob, that TUSC candidate.

he's my hero

FUCK, DUP got my constituency.

Delicious.

Hope you get Lab

>strong labour holds
>people surprised when labour wins

its still early days lads, long way to go.

put the kettle on

The liberal democrats are finishedddddd, Jesus Christ, how are they getting sub-1000 votes
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put the kettle on

>not already got a cuppa

The liberal democrats are finishedddddd, Jesus Christ, how are they getting sub-1000 votes
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put the kettle on

>not already got a cuppa

By electing a forked tongue little shit as leader.

Lol, regional reports are suggesting Labour is doing worse than the national exit poll suggests.

Shy Tories, much?

Lol, regional reports are suggesting Labour is doing worse than the national exit poll suggests.

Shy Tories, much?

THE FIRE RISES

Lol, regional reports are suggesting Labour is doing worse than the national exit poll suggests.

Shy Tories, much?

THE FIRE RISES

WINTER IS COMING

Lol, regional reports are suggesting Labour is doing worse than the national exit poll suggests.

Shy Tories, much?

THE FIRE RISES

WINTER IS COMING

NO

THEY EXPECT 316 SEATS IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS BROTHER

How's NI looking?

How's NI looking?

It looks same old same old, DUP will get the most seats with SF coming up behind. It will be interesting to see how well UKIP do after they got a scarily large loyalist vote last year during the EU election.

http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-uk-election/

If anyone is finding it difficult to keep up with the news (especially flicking back between NI/Welsh/Scottish/English channels) here's a nifty little website to keep you succinctly updated.

http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-uk-election/

If anyone is finding it difficult to keep up with the news (especially flicking back between NI/Welsh/Scottish/English channels) here's a nifty little website to keep you succinctly updated.

I'll stick this in the OP

I mean, a tory victory is probably a good thing for the economy to not get crashed into the ground (austerity is a bitch but it looks like it's actually worked) but I just hope they keep their filthy paws off the NHS >_>

Is it just me or does Vicki Ayling look like a mature porn star?

Is it just me or does Vicki Ayling look like a mature porn star?

"She is, I fucked her a couple times"

I mean, a tory victory is probably a good thing for the economy to not get crashed into the ground (austerity is a bitch but it looks like it's actually worked) but I just hope they keep their filthy paws off the NHS >_>

Attempting to even think about scrapping the NHS would be both literal and political suicide for the Tories. Hell, UKIP of all parties, have pledged to increase NHS spending by an extra Β£3 billion. All parties pretty much know that maintaining the NHS is absolutely paramount for winning votes.

Still, I don't think it's wrong to cut down on bureaucracy and tweak PFI contracts, because right now the NHS is far from perfect. Unfortunately the left tend to misconstrue that as "FOK PRIVATIZATION" which immediately shuts down any kind of conversation about the possibility of improving the NHS.

I'd hopefully like to see more competition within the NHS and adopt a dual funded system (like pretty much the majority of Europe has at this point) in my lifetime.

I'd hopefully like to see more competition within the NHS and adopt a dual funded system (like pretty much the majority of Europe has at this point) in my lifetime.

I like how you've changed since b.net.

Regardless of the outcome of this election, I at least hope it gives some momentum towards getting FPTP scrapped. Kind of sucks that my vote got wasted and that I actually considered voting for a party I despised just to keep out a party that I despised even more. Politics in Britain has pretty much become Game Of Thrones at this point.

TORY SEAT

the lib dems are basically the starks at the red wedding
pew pew pew

wait so which houses represent the other parties?

Nice, a Tory swing in an already safe hold.