Political compass of philosophers (compared to ours)

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.

This is what I've got so far, mostly based off my own bookcase. It'd be great if you challenged some of my listings, as well as added your own based on any philosophers you're familiar with.

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Also, here is our collated political compass:


Azumarill was just between Icy and Verbatim, C stands for Comet and Kinder was just below Turkey.


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Less liberal and libertarian than Marx.

And yet, still called a communist.



 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
SHUT IT, COMMIE


 
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I'm kinda amused that Verb nearly scored a Marx.


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What's a right authoritarian?

Edit: Sorry if it's a stupid comment, but I honestly picked up politics some week ago. Right means movement and freedom, yet authoritarian means absolute power.

How do these two go together?
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What's a right authoritarian?
think American politics


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
What's a right authoritarian?
Somebody who is right-wing, and authoritarian.

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authoritarian
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adjective
1.
favouring or enforcing strict obedience to authority.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Right means movement and freedom,
We're talking solely in an economic context here.

The horizontal axis is economics; the vertical, social.


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Right means movement and freedom,
We're talking solely in an economic context here.

The horizontal axis is economics; the vertical, social.
That makes sense. Sorry for bothering you, but do the same concepts still apply? Does right mean the freedom to manage a business however you want?


 
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Does right mean the freedom to manage a business however you want?
Yes.

The further right, the more free-market.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
I think I'd honestly fit better around Hobbes (if I were to seriously take the test) but I have no idea what his philosophies are.

This is Dustin btw, not Harlow.
Hobbes essentially created the idea of a social contract. He said, in order to avoid the simple, barbaric state of nature, people would contractually agree to a civil society in which the government has total sovereign authority. He basically supported the absolutism of government.

In saying that, he did believe all men were equal, should be allowed to do whatever the law explicitly forbids, and states that the authority must be representative in some way - which is why I didn't make him an out-and-out totalitarian.


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You're all statist scum.


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ayyyyn rand lmao

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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.

You seriously need to read some Nietzsche.


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I'm closest to Machiavelli...at around (-3, -3)


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
From the center.. I am two squares to the left and one down from Libertarian.  If I was in the dead center, wouldn't that make me well-rounded?


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The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
I'm too central left to be close to any of them. Maybe Machiavelli


 
 
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>tfw there are only two authoritarians listed there
>tfw one is dustin

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