Long list of sex acts was just banned in UK

Risay117 · December 02, 2014, 09:15:53 AM

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Funny thing is they are banning porn to 'protect children', while they are literally raping children.

Turkey · December 02, 2014, 09:19:50 AM

Quote from: Risay117 on December 02, 2014, 09:15:53 AM

Funny thing is they are banning porn to 'protect children', while they are literally raping children.

So they were literally raping children while coming up with this list? That doesn't seem very efficient.

Sandtrap · December 02, 2014, 09:20:16 AM

Hmm. I can see it now.

"Hey buddy, what you in for?"

"Used a dildo."

Mr. Psychologist · December 02, 2014, 09:21:08 AM

Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 02, 2014, 09:19:50 AM

Quote from: Risay117 on December 02, 2014, 09:15:53 AM
Funny thing is they are banning porn to 'protect children', while they are literally raping children.

So they were literally raping children while coming up with this list? That doesn't seem very efficient.

I think he was referring to the endless stream of child abuse cases coming out at the moment, with everyone from the 70s seeming to have buggered at least 10 children .___.
Let alone the carehome abuses and grooming gangs.

i am karjala takaisin · December 02, 2014, 09:42:59 AM

why do people even still live in britain

just come to america already

but don't bring the brown people with you

King pesto · December 02, 2014, 09:44:01 AM

Britain is the alabama of Europe

Statefarm · December 02, 2014, 09:44:53 AM

Enjoy your rights while you still have them bongs.

Just don't offend anyone mkay

Magos Domina · December 02, 2014, 09:46:43 AM

-_-

W

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Cameron you fucking pleb!

Flee · December 02, 2014, 09:55:12 AM

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More Than Mortal · December 02, 2014, 10:11:00 AM

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Female ejaculation

Fucking what?

King pesto · December 02, 2014, 10:11:35 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on December 02, 2014, 10:11:00 AM

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Female ejaculation

Fucking what?

squirting, brah

More Than Mortal · December 02, 2014, 10:14:25 AM

Quote from: Sargon of Akkad on December 02, 2014, 10:11:35 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on December 02, 2014, 10:11:00 AM
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Female ejaculation

Fucking what?
squirting, brah

I know, I just literally have no idea why it's on the list.

King pesto · December 02, 2014, 10:15:17 AM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on December 02, 2014, 10:14:25 AM

Quote from: Sargon of Akkad on December 02, 2014, 10:11:35 AM
Quote from: Meta Cognition on December 02, 2014, 10:11:00 AM
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Female ejaculation

Fucking what?
squirting, brah
I know, I just literally have no idea why it's on the list.

Squirting promotes anti-state sentiment.

gats · December 02, 2014, 10:17:35 AM

Face sitting??
awww wtf man

Mr. Psychologist · December 02, 2014, 10:21:37 AM

And since nobody has said it yet >_>

Allah save the sultanate for protecting us for the immoral unbelievers!

Dustin · December 02, 2014, 10:23:46 AM

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Word Wizard · December 02, 2014, 10:40:27 AM

Quote from: Ember on December 02, 2014, 09:42:59 AM

why do people even still live in britain

just come to america already

but don't bring the brown people with you

Don't you see, they'll join with the liberals and do the same thing here.

Guess it's a good thing I removed the windows and sound proofed my sex dungeon- I mean basement.

Oh · December 02, 2014, 11:40:06 AM

tfw I can't fist my girlfriend until the point were she squirts and ejaculates at the same time while strangling her with my other hand while calling her a dirty whore

Why even live?

big sponge · December 02, 2014, 11:43:29 AM

>squirting

I'm not sure how they're going about justifying the ban of something natural like that.

Mordo · December 02, 2014, 12:44:17 PM

STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY

UNITY THROUGH FAITH

g💚jira · December 02, 2014, 12:49:19 PM

Dude what

Isara · December 02, 2014, 12:51:22 PM

So... It's illegal for women to masturbate?

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Female ejaculation

aMetroid · December 02, 2014, 12:56:06 PM

Ruling the internet with an iron fist

aMetroid · December 02, 2014, 01:09:41 PM

Quote from: Isara on December 02, 2014, 12:51:22 PM

So... It's illegal for women to masturbate?
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Female ejaculation

It's just illegal in pornography

DAS B00T x2 · December 02, 2014, 01:37:27 PM

It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.

King pesto · December 02, 2014, 01:40:34 PM

Let's be honest- when's the last time you watched English porn?

Mordo · December 02, 2014, 01:43:06 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 02, 2014, 01:37:27 PM

It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.

Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.

King pesto · December 02, 2014, 01:46:38 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on December 02, 2014, 01:43:06 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 02, 2014, 01:37:27 PM
It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.
Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.

maybe on british pornhub

Mordo · December 02, 2014, 01:50:41 PM

Quote from: Sargon of Akkad on December 02, 2014, 01:46:38 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on December 02, 2014, 01:43:06 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 02, 2014, 01:37:27 PM
It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.
Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.
maybe on british pornhub

nah mang, the CEO or something did an AMA on plebbit, and it's supposedly globally.

gats · December 02, 2014, 01:52:11 PM

Wait does that mean no more Taxi videos??
BUT HOW ELSE WILL THEY PAY THEIR FARE??