Wait does that mean no more Taxi videos??
BUT HOW ELSE WILL THEY PAY THEIR FARE??

oh god those are funny as shit

I don't even whack it to them I just think they're hilarious

Quote from: Sargon of Akkad on December 02, 2014, 01:53:52 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on December 02, 2014, 01:50:41 PM

Quote from: Sargon of Akkad on December 02, 2014, 01:46:38 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on December 02, 2014, 01:43:06 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 02, 2014, 01:37:27 PM

It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.

Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.

maybe on british pornhub

nah mang, the CEO or something did an AMA on plebbit, and it's supposedly globally.

who the fuck wants to watch british porn?
"Oi m8, cum on me tits!"

"Oh yah fuck me 'arda bruv"

British has become a pejorative term for a white trash woman, which a lot of people have a fetish for.

wait for real

This is news to me

Laws like these are passed in order to add even more charges to the likes of molesters, rapists, pedophiles, and anybody  else the sexually violates an individual. What it also does is create criminals out of Bob and Janet who decided to have a kinky night at home

Give me a rundown, link won't work.

The UK government has banned the filming of pornographic material including:

-Spanking

-Caning

-Aggressive whipping

-Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

-Physical or verbal abuse (regardless if consensual)

-Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

-Strangulation

-Facesitting

-Fisting

And finally female ejaculation for some reason.

Quote from: Madman Mordo on December 02, 2014, 02:54:09 PM

Quote from: SexyPiranha on December 02, 2014, 02:40:16 PM

Give me a rundown, link won't work.

The UK government has banned the filming of pornographic material including:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

And finally female ejaculation for some reason.

Jesus christ, it appears the moral police got to you guys they got us.

bongistan fell a long time ago

Quote from: Madman Mordo on December 02, 2014, 02:59:24 PM

Citizen, it's like you want the Eurasians to win. Report yourself for re-education, at once. It's a doubleplusgood bellyfeel!

Remember, we're over there to keep your safe here from the Eastasians.

Reported for thought crimes.

ENGLAND PREVAILS

Quote from: Madman Mordo on December 02, 2014, 01:50:41 PM

Quote from: Sargon of Akkad on December 02, 2014, 01:46:38 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on December 02, 2014, 01:43:06 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 02, 2014, 01:37:27 PM

It's not like any good porn came from Bongland before anyway.

Supposedly 'British' is in the top 3 categories of porn on Pornhub.

maybe on british pornhub

nah mang, the CEO or something did an AMA on plebbit, and it's supposedly globally.

who the fuck wants to watch british porn?
"Oi m8, cum on me tits!"

"Oh yah fuck me 'arda bruv"

Chavs aren't people, you know. People in Britain don't speak anything like that.

Quote from: Simseo on December 02, 2014, 03:53:28 PM

Quote from: Isara on December 02, 2014, 12:51:22 PM

So... It's illegal for women to masturbate?

Quote

Female ejaculation

No, just don't livestream it.

So men can livestream themselves masturbating, but women can't? I think I know which team your politicians bat for.

Well, technically, women can livestream, you can't video and publish women 'squirting' or 'ejaculating' according to the article, I guess you can livestream it if you don't enjoy it lol.
Still just as stupid though. The justification is probably something like "we're trying to protect kids" even though it's adult content anyway.

I doubt much will change though, unless the porn police want to watch us watching porn to make sure it's perfectly legal porn.

So, they're restricting women in porn for their bias reasons. Now, here's the kicker. What about the gay porn?

So bongs, what's it like having your government watching you fap, telling you when you can fap, and what to fap to? I'm sure it's all in your best interest!