Most people think an earthquake along the San Andreas Fault would result in California splitting away from the rest of the continent. Actually, the San Andreas Fault is a slip-strike fault, meaning the two plates are sliding laterally against each other, meaning they would both sink into the fiery pits of hell where Satan himself would punish every Californian for their flamboyant homosexuality and usage of wind turbines.Only The Rock can save them now.
geologist-in-training