In Florida, Satan just defeated Christianity.

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Separation of church and state reigns supreme in Florida schools once again after officials chose to cancel a Bible handout event rather than let the Satanic Temple and Freedom From Religion Foundation distribute their own materials to students.

In response to Orange County Public Schools allowing Christian groups to give free Bibles to students on Religious Freedom Day, the Satanic Temple petitioned to gain equal access to the event in an effort to give students actual religious freedom. The Temple would have handed out the “Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities.” The activity book asks kids to find ways to be inclusive in order to solve problems.

In addition, the Freedom From Religion Foundation would have handed out materials as well, including a pamphlet depicting the Bible as a rapist.

As a result, the school pinned themselves between a rock and a hard place. Because they allowed bible thumpers to expose students to their Christian beliefs, they opened the door for other religious and non-religious groups to seek the same privileges. And so, Satanists and atheists stepped up to the plate and challenged the school district to enact real religious freedom if it was going to insist upon violating separation of church and state.

But rather than allow the FFRF and the Satanic Temple to distribute their own materials alongside their Christian counterparts, the Orange County school board has decided to cancel the event entirely, thus reverting back to the observance of separation of church and state that would have prevented this situation in the first place.

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The Satanic Temple has once again proven to be an effective fighter on behalf of true religious liberty. As you’ll most likely recall, the New York-based organization recently took Oklahoma conservatives to task for erecting a statue of the Ten Commandments on statehouse grounds. The Satanic Temple petitioned to place its own monument, which features the goat-headed Baphomet with a child on each side of his throne. The ongoing battle between conservative “Christians” and the Temple has put a spotlight on how the religious-right has persecuted other religions in their effort to redefine freedom of religion as something that only applies to themselves.

This victory in Florida further demonstrates that point. Instead of letting other belief systems participate in what the school dared to call Religious Freedom Day, the school board just got rid of the event entirely. In other words, if Religious Freedom Day couldn’t just be for Christians, they weren’t going to let it happen at all. Because the Satanic Temple and FFRF fought for true religious freedom, the school decided separation of church and state was the best option after all. Of course, this must absolutely enrage conservatives, who will likely scream to the heavens that this is tyranny and religious persecution against Christians. To that, I say no one really gives a sh*t about your fake cries of persecution. Also, all hail Baphomet.

Those poor, poor Christians will probably scream about how oppressed they are.  "Oh let's have a 'Religious Freedom Day', but if those pesky other religions decide to butt in we'll cancel it!  Heil Jesus!"

Big applause to the Satanic Temple and the atheists for not letting this slip by.


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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.


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>Christians: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and tell them they'll go to hell of they don't believe it
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.
Let's be completely straight up here.


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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.


 
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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.


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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.
It's still their god though.  He got subatomic particles and galaxies right the first time but them damn social issues, those took awhile.


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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.
The atheists wanted to hand out the rape pamphlets, the satanists wanted to give handouts on how to be inclusive to solve problems. The only assholes here are the atheist organization.

Keep doing your thing, satanists.


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
>Christians: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and tell them they'll go to hell of they don't believe it
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.
Let's be completely straight up here.
Touche.


 
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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.

We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.

We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.
Stop making sense. They're not used to it, you might scare them all away.


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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.

We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.
Stop making sense. They're not used to it, you might scare them all away.

Hey now! Don't doubt their ability to understand what I've said.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.

We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.
Stop making sense. They're not used to it, you might scare them all away.

Hey now! Don't doubt their ability to understand what I've said.
I've sunk every other religious thread I've commented on in this forum. My expectations are low.


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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.

We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.
Stop making sense. They're not used to it, you might scare them all away.

Hey now! Don't doubt their ability to understand what I've said.
I've sunk every other religious thread I've commented on in this forum. My expectations are low.

How have you "sunk them" exactly?


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.

We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.
Stop making sense. They're not used to it, you might scare them all away.

Hey now! Don't doubt their ability to understand what I've said.
I've sunk every other religious thread I've commented on in this forum. My expectations are low.

How have you "sunk them" exactly?
>Make post
>Somebody responds
>Make response
>Thread dies

>Make post
>Thread dies


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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.

We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.
Stop making sense. They're not used to it, you might scare them all away.

Hey now! Don't doubt their ability to understand what I've said.
I've sunk every other religious thread I've commented on in this forum. My expectations are low.

How have you "sunk them" exactly?
>Make post
>Somebody responds
>Make response
>Thread dies

>Make post
>Thread dies

And why do you think this is?
Did you bore them?


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.

We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.
Stop making sense. They're not used to it, you might scare them all away.

Hey now! Don't doubt their ability to understand what I've said.
I've sunk every other religious thread I've commented on in this forum. My expectations are low.

How have you "sunk them" exactly?
>Make post
>Somebody responds
>Make response
>Thread dies

>Make post
>Thread dies

And why do you think this is?
Did you bore them?
Well, I didn't pay for the whole assortment of clowns and circus animals, now that I think about it.


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>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.
The fact god ever okayed killing for those reasons contradicts a loving a caring god.

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We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.
Human sacrifice isn't moral nor did I ask him to sacrifice himself.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
>Christians: Handout Bible
>Satanists/Atheists: Handout book directed at malleable children's minds and depict the Bible as a rapist

Seems legit.

Well hey, the Bible tells stories of men having to marry off their raped daughters,  has tons of violence and war, and depicts an angry and vengeful God before the Jesus chapters.

then there's Leviticus, the biggest contradiction Christians happily gloss over.
In their defence, most Christian denominations hold steady to disregarding the OT, which Leviticus was a part of.

We don't disregard Leviticus OR the Old testament.
It's simply that Jesus made many of the rituals and laws in the Old Testament null and void.
The fact god ever okayed killing for those reasons contradicts a loving a caring god.

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We don't sacrifice lambs on altars to cleanse us of our sins, because Christ was the "sacrificial lamb of God" who gave us a way to be cleansed of our sin.
Human sacrifice isn't moral nor did I ask him to sacrifice himself.
In the Bible the old law was in place to ensure God's plan would come to be, without those laws, supposedly Israel would never have been able to last as it did to be God's kingdom. I'm sure you're thinking, "Really, not eating shellfish was necessary for the messiah to happen?", but yes, and while not all the reasons might be straightforward today we can still try to understand what they were there for.

Martyrdom isn't moral? First time I've heard that.