I wish I existed a hundred years ago.

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Nothing was wrong with them, I was saying they were the good shows. I was never a fan of Edd Ed and Eddy or any of that, tbh

And yeah, the past doesn't enamour me that much. If anything, I'd want to be born in the 70s. I feel like that's the period of pop culture that's pretty much the foundation of our tropes today.

If you want to experience the 70s, you want to be born in the 60s then. Or 50s.

Why do you think I chose the date 1892 to be born in? So I could experience 1915 at 22 years of age and 1927 when I'm 34 years of age.

70s was a good time. Star Wars came out in 1977.
I would want to be a kid in the mid-70s, though. So I could understand Saturday morning cartoons and Hanna Barbera shows like Scooby Doo and Yogi Bear. That way I would be a teenager/young adult in the 80s, too, which was the time to be a young adult.


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Nothing was wrong with them, I was saying they were the good shows. I was never a fan of Edd Ed and Eddy or any of that, tbh

And yeah, the past doesn't enamour me that much. If anything, I'd want to be born in the 70s. I feel like that's the period of pop culture that's pretty much the foundation of our tropes today.

If you want to experience the 70s, you want to be born in the 60s then. Or 50s.

Why do you think I chose the date 1892 to be born in? So I could experience 1915 at 22 years of age and 1927 when I'm 34 years of age.

70s was a good time. Star Wars came out in 1977.
I would want to be a kid in the mid-70s, though. So I could understand Saturday morning cartoons and Hanna Barbera shows like Scooby Doo and Yogi Bear. That way I would be a teenager/young adult in the 80s, too, which was the time to be a young adult.

Then you'd have to be born in the late 60s for that.


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I kind of shudder to think what I could have become had I been born in the earlier days of the United States. There is so much uncertainty. I really don't know what I would have become because it is such a circumstantial concept.


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you could also die from the common cold so yeah what a wonderful time it was amirite?
ahhh, the past. when men were men and people lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
You'd have a short and shitter life. There's nothing great about living through 1892 onwards.
It's just misery everywhere, and that's not including living through WW1 and WW2.


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You'd have a short and shitter life. There's nothing great about living through 1892 onwards.
It's just misery everywhere, and that's not including living through WW1 and WW2.

And least I'd die happy.

And for the record, I wouldn't be able to pass my shit to be worth combat material in WW1 and WW2.
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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
You'd have a short and shitter life. There's nothing great about living through 1892 onwards.
It's just misery everywhere, and that's not including living through WW1 and WW2.

And least I'd die happy.

And for the record, I wouldn't be able to pass my shit to be worth combat material in WW1 and WW2.
that's not how getting drafted works. the military wasn't like how it is now.


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You'd have a short and shitter life. There's nothing great about living through 1892 onwards.
It's just misery everywhere, and that's not including living through WW1 and WW2.

And least I'd die happy.

And for the record, I wouldn't be able to pass my shit to be worth combat material in WW1 and WW2.
that's not how getting drafted works. the military wasn't like how it is now.

At least I'll die not knowing about this era.


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Yeah, living without modern medicine, dying from stupid diseases, without modern restrooms, before the civil rights movements, and technology would be so great.

Fine by me than living in this hell.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
You'd have a short and shitter life. There's nothing great about living through 1892 onwards.
It's just misery everywhere, and that's not including living through WW1 and WW2.

And least I'd die happy.

And for the record, I wouldn't be able to pass my shit to be worth combat material in WW1 and WW2.
that's not how getting drafted works. the military wasn't like how it is now.

At least I'll die not knowing about this era.
yeah, you'd just die in one that's significantly worse in every single way.

you're glamourizing something that was never how you imagine it to be


 
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Yeah, living without modern medicine, dying from stupid diseases, without modern restrooms, before the civil rights movements, and technology would be so great.

Fine by me than living in this hell.
We have cup holders dude. Literally what hell??


 
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I wanna be born in the 220-280 AD times to be around Cao Cao and Liu Bei fighting it out in China

and I'd be some amazing slutty girl who somehow took out millions of Chinese in the latest Chinese Simulator for the glory of my new kingdom

and I'd have some waifu boyfriend who's not really my bf, but we'd have that stupid chemistry where we have sentimental moments.



That's what Dynasty Warriors taught me anyway


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"It was a lot more peaceful"

Because there obviously wasn't a major war going on that involved the entirety d Europe and America 100 years ago, amirite?

Spoiler
Should we break it yet that we're living in the most peaceful period of human history?


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Move to the Alaskan frontier then tard nugget.


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I wish I was born just a little earlier, like 5-10 years.
I wish I grew up during the 80's to enjoy the music and cinema, but at the same time I realize hehe wait a minute, I can listen and watch all of those things and masturbate to online databases of porn at the same time right now, so i stopped caring


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>tfw no qt coal miner's daughter GF who plays a banjo to start a country western band in 1882 and write all the modern songs I know back before they were songs and get rich and famous with


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Yeah, living without modern medicine, dying from stupid diseases, without modern restrooms, before the civil rights movements, and technology would be so great.

Fine by me than living in this hell.
*facepalm*

I have nothing here Nuka.


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>tfw no qt coal miner's daughter GF who plays a banjo to start a country western band in 1882 and write all the modern songs I know back before they were songs and get rich and famous with



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"It was a lot more peaceful"

Because there obviously wasn't a major war going on that involved the entirety d Europe and America 100 years ago, amirite?

Spoiler
Should we break it yet that we're living in the most peaceful period of human history?

Are we?


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Yeah, living without modern medicine, dying from stupid diseases, without modern restrooms, before the civil rights movements, and technology would be so great.

Fine by me than living in this hell.
We have cup holders dude. Literally what hell??

I never use those anyway.


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Yeah, living without modern medicine, dying from stupid diseases, without modern restrooms, before the civil rights movements, and technology would be so great.

Fine by me than living in this hell.
We have cup holders dude. Literally what hell??

I never use those anyway.

You'd have a short and shitter life. There's nothing great about living through 1892 onwards.
It's just misery everywhere, and that's not including living through WW1 and WW2.

And least I'd die happy.

And for the record, I wouldn't be able to pass my shit to be worth combat material in WW1 and WW2.
that's not how getting drafted works. the military wasn't like how it is now.

At least I'll die not knowing about this era.
yeah, you'd just die in one that's significantly worse in every single way.

you're glamourizing something that was never how you imagine it to be

That maybe so, but think of it this way, I would be history. I wouldn't exist on this website. Heh? Isn't that a good thing?


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
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Me too, then I wouldn't have to read all your shit.


 
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Does anyone wanna join me in my Dynasty Warriors days?


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Me too, then I wouldn't have to read all your shit.

You hate me don't you?


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Does anyone wanna join me in my Dynasty Warriors days?

Will it be fun?


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Does anyone wanna join me in my Dynasty Warriors days?
Only if I get a bitchin polearm that has some cool ass name from over a thousand  years ago while somehow being as good as the contemporary weaponry.


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hey
Does anyone wanna join me in my Dynasty Warriors days?
Yes please!