*This is in serious because I'm a super srs guy*

I need groomsman gift ideas. Right now I'm thinking a big fat Churchill cigar (working on cubans) and an engraved lighter, with a nice box. My budget is approximately $50, though I don't have any hard and fast line.

My  groomsmen, barring the bride's brother, are all hip young liberals (think Mad Max minus a decade or so). Anything beer related, or obscure bands, or manly in general. Stuff along those lines.

No dildos or booty, unfortunately. Also no dildos in booty.