Genesis 30:37-39

 
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37 And Jacob took rods of green poplar and of the hazel and chestnut tree, and peeled white strips in them and made the white appear which was in the rods.

38 And he set the rods which he had peeled before the flocks in the gutters, in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.

39 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth animals ringstreaked, speckled and spotted.
You can breed zebras by placing stripy branches in front of horses?

Somebody please explain this to me?

Cough cough
Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 08:45:05 AM by Meta Cognition


 
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Well how else do you think zebras are made? You think they just pop out of some hole somewhere?


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He was told that spotted sheep were more valuable, so earlier he crossed heterozygous sheep to make more with different markings. Here he's just being dumb and relying on local superstition that that is how one makes different colored sheep.

Jacob was kind of a conniving prick like that. For future reference, my go-to source for bible commentary is Dr. Constable. Just Google "(verse #) dr constable"
Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 10:37:22 AM by HurtfulTurkey