Remember when jokes about britbongistan were just jokes?

I do too.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35385227

''Man ordered to tell police if he plans to have sex''

A man cleared of raping a woman has been ordered to give police 24 hours' notice before he has sex.

The man, in his 40s, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was acquitted in 2015 at a retrial after claiming the alleged victim had consented.

An interim sexual risk order, initially imposed in December, has been extended for four months by magistrates in York.

It requires the man disclose any planned sexual activity to the police or face up to five years in prison.

The order - which was drawn up by magistrates in Northallerton, North Yorkshire, and extended in York - reads: "You must disclose the details of any female including her name, address and date of birth.

"You must do this at least 24 hours prior to any sexual activity taking place."

It also contains restrictions on his use of the internet and mobile phone devices and requires him to inform officers of any change of address.

A further court hearing in May will decide whether the interim order should be made into a full order, which has a minimum duration of two years and can last indefinitely.

Sexual risk orders were introduced in England and Wales in March last year and can be applied to any individual who the police believe poses a risk of sexual harm, even if they have never been convicted of a crime.

They are civil orders imposed by magistrates at the request of police.

Maybe april fools has come early or maybe britbongistan has started taking notes from greentext stories for new government policies.

Court orders for sex offenders aren't exactly unheard of, but this is really starting to take the piss.

Two highlights

The man, in his 40s, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was acquitted in 2015 at a retrial after claiming the alleged victim had consented.

even if they have never been convicted of a crime.

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Britbongistan IS the joke.

Britbongistan IS the joke.

words can't express

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So was it a false rape accusation? I bet the girl got off scott-free huh.

"Oh hey guys, Welcome to Britain!"

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I've been hearing a bit about "Guilty until proven innocent" type laws creeping up in Justice systems with supposedly the opposite ideology.

Honestly it looks like that guy is just getting perma-cockblocked by the law. At least I doubt anybody would willingly sleep with a dude who has to tell the Police when he plans on doinking somebody.

Umm, what

when he plans on doinking somebody.

.........doinking? The fuck?

.........doinking? The fuck?

Have you genuinely not heard that expression used as slang for "having sex with?"

.........doinking? The fuck?

Have you genuinely not heard that expression used as slang for "having sex with?"

Must be an australia thing

How long do you think it will be before being white and male is a crime there?

I've been hearing a bit about "Guilty until proven innocent" type laws creeping up in Justice systems with supposedly the opposite ideology.

Honestly it looks like that guy is just getting perma-cockblocked by the law. At least I doubt anybody would willingly sleep with a dude who has to tell the Police when he plans on doinking somebody.

Well it doesn't say he has to tell them that. I mean he can find out names and addresses pretty easily, as can date of birth.One night stands with this order in place are totally out, however.

That completely takes the piss, having an order placed without conviction. I thought that's how the justice system isn't supposed to work.

"Oh hey guys, Welcome to Britain!"

That image funny to you? You find humor in that situation?

Don't bother with him, he is easily one of the most stupid users on this site.

You guys really sound like you desperately need some liberating.

"Oh hey guys, Welcome to Britain!"

That image funny to you? You find humor in that situation?

The image itself isn't funny. Though when put into the context of this is what Britain will become it becomes a "joke". This joke is used in tangent with what many would call "dark humor". Now some people can find said jokes funny, some cannot. It's really up to personality.

Hopefully you can use this knowledge to help heighten your social interactions.

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"Oh hey guys, Welcome to Britain!"

That image funny to you? You find humor in that situation?

The image itself isn't funny. Though when put into the context of this is what Britain will become it becomes a "joke". This joke is used in tangent with what many would call "dark humor". Now some people can find said jokes funny, some cannot. It's really up to personality.

Hopefully you can use this knowledge to help heighten your social interactions.

Hopefully you or your family members find themselves in that situation so you can see how just how hilarious it is.

Probably not gonna happen. I don't live in Britbongistan and the God Emperor shall soon bring peace across the lands.

Why yes officer, I planned on doing the ding dang do all night long.