Conservatives be like...

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Get of my lawn
Gay marriage? Ban it
Abortions? Ban that shit
Birth control? Oh, ban it
Flag burning? Ban that mother fucker
Protesting the police? Ban it nao!

Guns? Woah there buddy. Too far


 
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Charlie this is Serious.


 
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Get of my lawn
Charlie this is Serious.

I'm being half serious. There is a problem with guns, and political conservatives refuse out of hand to talk about it. No conversation possible. It immediately goes to gun banning, which nearly no one calls for outside of un-funny threads like this.


 
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I'm being half serious.
consider this forum full serious


 
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Republicans - Not for big government enforced laws until it suits their needs (aka abortion, gun legislature, planned parenthood, etc).

Rand Paul called them out on that.


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No problem with guns at all.

Go ahead and ban them. All good with me. I already have mine.


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uhhh...

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Republicans - Not for big government enforced laws until it suits their needs (aka abortion, gun legislature, planned parenthood, etc).

Rand Paul called them out on that.
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I've gotten the impression that some conservatives do like government, perhaps more than they're allowed to let on, but they just don't like wasteful, bloated, ineffective government that exists as a sink of taxpayer dollars.

If conservatives actually had a rational platform based on efficient governing and spending, and steered clear of their god-awful pandering, I might be a lot more willing to vote for one.

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The whole "Big gubbermint is bad" movement came when Reagan's dumbass was in office and he took apart some key government programs that fucked the country up.

He wasn't as great a president as Republicans make him out to be. Average at best.


 
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libertarians are what conservatives are actually supposed to be like
and anarchists are what libertarians are supposed to be like

Crazy?



 
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Socialists are what

everyone is supposed to be like


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I like to think I'm fairly representative of many young conservatives, and I support national gay marriage, access to abortions (granted, with restrictions), subsidized access to birth control, flag burning and public protests of any sort in conformity with local regulations, and increased gun control.
Last Edit: October 07, 2015, 07:52:10 AM by HurtfulTurkey


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Liberals be like...

Male domestic abuse? lmao hilarious
Black on black crime? Never heard of it.
Statistics that debunk the gender pay gap? Lalala I can't hear you.
Increase in taxes? Lol, as long as it "helps" the poor I don't care who I'm stealing from.
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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
Guns lol


 
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Statistics that debunk the gender pay gap?

Do you happen to have those on-hand, by any chance? I keep telling people this but I don't have any imperical evidence to support it. I just sort of took your word for it.


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Statistics that debunk the gender pay gap?

Do you happen to have those on-hand, by any chance? I keep telling people this but I don't have any imperical evidence to support it. I just sort of took your word for it.

https://www.stlouisfed.org/Publications/Regional-Economist/October-2000/The-Gender-Wage-Gap-And-Wage-Discrimination-Illusion-or-Reality


 
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Male domestic abuse? lmao hilarious
It is pretty hilarious, though.

What's "male domestic abuse"? A woman slaps a man? OH, the horror.

You're gonna compare that to a man breaking a woman's jaw?

and please go ahead and cherrypick a few cases where a woman went batshit and took a knife to a guy's balls or something
because that happens SO fucking often


 
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What's "male domestic abuse"? A woman slaps a man? OH, the horror.

I wonder if he means emotional abuse.

Which is obviously a spurious argument, but...


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Off topic, irrelevant, and not fit for serious.
Last Edit: October 07, 2015, 10:50:39 AM by LC


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Male domestic abuse? lmao hilarious
It is pretty hilarious, though.

What's "male domestic abuse"? A woman slaps a man? OH, the horror.

You're gonna compare that to a man breaking a woman's jaw?

and please go ahead and cherrypick a few cases where a woman went batshit and took a knife to a guy's balls or something
because that happens SO fucking often
Why does proportionality matter?

Abuse is abuse, regardless of the gender and how much potential damage they can inflict on the other.

But go ahead and continue to trivialize violence because someone happens to have a cock and balls between their legs.


 
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Why does proportionality matter?

Abuse is abuse, regardless of the gender and how much potential damage they can inflict on the other.

But go ahead and continue to trivialize violence because someone happens to have a cock and balls between their legs.
By comparing male domestic violence to female domestic violence, you are trivializing the latter.

Proportionality matters because there is a difference between a slapped cheek and a broken jaw.

I don't condone male domestic violence, but it's a laughable non-issue when men are universally more abusive in terms of how much damage they do.
Last Edit: October 07, 2015, 10:16:02 AM by Fuddy-duddy


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Why does proportionality matter?

Abuse is abuse, regardless of the gender and how much potential damage they can inflict on the other.

But go ahead and continue to trivialize violence because someone happens to have a cock and balls between their legs.
By comparing male domestic violence to female domestic violence, you are trivializing the latter.
I think all domestic violence is bad therefore I'm trivializing female domestic violence?

Would you like a side of fallacy to go along with your irrationality?