California is in a drought because of God

 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
And this lady represents my city.

Jerry Brown was governor during the 70s when California was in a drought and now he's currently governor and we're in another drought. Coincidence? I think not.

There was no drought when Ah-nold was governor.

http://www.bakersfieldnow.com/news/local/Shannon-Grove-reported-as-making-God-drought-connection-307196151.html

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"Texas was in a long period of drought until Gov. (Rick) Perry signed the fetal pain bill," she told the audience at the California ProLife Legislative Banquet, according to a report posted this week on RH Reality Check. "It rained that night. Now God has His hold on California."

The Bakersfield Californian interviewed another local official who attended the banquet. Marylee Shrider, executive director of Right to Life of Kern County, said she didn't recall Grove saying that or anything "overzealous," according to the newspaper.

The Californian asked Grove about the reported comments, and Grove issued the following statement to the newspaper: "Is this drought caused by God? Nobody knows. But biblical history shows a consequence to man's actions; we do know for sure that California's water shortage crisis has been compounded by liberal politicians' poor decisions - not properly managing our water resources and refusing to build water storage for decades."


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Hopefully the drought ends soon. Inshallah, outshallah, all the shallah man


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
It's because Arnold made gOD wet


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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
California is in a drought because of farm subsidies.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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California is in a drought because of farm subsidies.

No, pretty sure it's because Jeff down the street washed his car twice a year. Fuck Jeff.


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California is in a drought because of farm subsidies.

No, pretty sure it's because Jeff down the street washed his car twice a year. Fuck Jeff.
no joke, i washed my car yesterday and someone drove by and yelled FUCK YOU WE'RE IN A DROUGHT

sorry you caught me washing my car once a month as opposed to once a week, jackhole.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Why are these people let to positions like that


 
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Because voting tests are illegal.


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California is in a drought because of farm subsidies.

No, pretty sure it's because Jeff down the street washed his car twice a year. Fuck Jeff.
no joke, i washed my car yesterday and someone drove by and yelled FUCK YOU WE'RE IN A DROUGHT

sorry you caught me washing my car once a month as opposed to once a week, jackhole.

It's funny because urban water use is minimal, when most water is directed towards agriculture. Halting the use of water for urban cities literally has minimal impact on the drought/amount of water, and people don't seem to understand this. Drinking one less cup of water a day won't do jack shit.