Biblical contradictions

 
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It's a 2,000 year old book, written by man, to explain the unexplainable at the time.

Hence why I choose not to believe in most of it - so many contradictions that, one part is going to tell you the exact opposite of another part. Which am I supposed to follow, God?


 
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It's a 2,000 year old book, written by man, to explain the unexplainable at the time.

Hence why I choose not to believe in most of it - so many contradictions that, one part is going to tell you the exact opposite of another part. Which am I supposed to follow, God?
Can't answer for Christianity, but Islam did have a nice little clause stating that whatever was written later is what you should follow.


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It's a 2,000 year old book, written by man, to explain the unexplainable at the time.

Hence why I choose not to believe in most of it - so many contradictions that, one part is going to tell you the exact opposite of another part. Which am I supposed to follow, God?
Can't answer for Christianity, but Islam did have a nice little clause stating that whatever was written later is what you should follow.

No idea. I gave up on religion classes in seventh grade, so my knowledge on Biblical scripture and policy is not up to date.


 
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>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
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>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists


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It's a 2,000 year old book, written by man, to explain the unexplainable at the time.

Hence why I choose not to believe in most of it - so many contradictions that, one part is going to tell you the exact opposite of another part. Which am I supposed to follow, God?
Can't answer for Christianity, but Islam did have a nice little clause stating that whatever was written later is what you should follow.

No idea. I gave up on religion classes in seventh grade, so my knowledge on Biblical scripture and policy is not up to date.
I don't think anyone needs to be "up to date" on a millennia-old book.


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well, when you hire the catholic church as your editor things are gonna get a bit messy


 
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It's a 2,000 year old book, written by man, to explain the unexplainable at the time.

Hence why I choose not to believe in most of it - so many contradictions that, one part is going to tell you the exact opposite of another part. Which am I supposed to follow, God?
Can't answer for Christianity, but Islam did have a nice little clause stating that whatever was written later is what you should follow.

No idea. I gave up on religion classes in seventh grade, so my knowledge on Biblical scripture and policy is not up to date.
I don't think anyone needs to be "up to date" on a millennia-old book.

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If I'm not busy later after work, I'll go through some of these in my Bible.
See what they say, and I'll get back to you on that.


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>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
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>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
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>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
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>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
How is that a bad thing? .-.


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>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy


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>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy
>not standing up to the patriarchy because it serves the will of the Judeo-satanist Old Testament god


 
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>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy
>not standing up to the patriarchy because it serves the will of the Judeo-satanist Old Testament god
>wanting my glorious patriarchy to crumble


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>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy
>not standing up to the patriarchy because it serves the will of the Judeo-satanist Old Testament god
>wanting my glorious patriarchy to crumble
>being a man
>having a penis
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>being any kind of Christian but Cathar
>ever

My fucking sides
>being a sect of crazy Jesus worshiping Iberian Buddhists
>not wanting to reincarnate over and over until you become the perfect human, then getting to chill with Jesus in heaven and fight against the evil old testament god
>wanting to reincarnate for a hundred different lifetimes
>not wanting to be reborn as a girl
>wanting to be oppressed , objectified, and raped by the Patriarchy
>not standing up to the patriarchy because it serves the will of the Judeo-satanist Old Testament god
>wanting my glorious patriarchy to crumble
>being a man
>having a penis
>2014

eh lo el
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