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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
I know you hear a lot of weird stuff so I'm hear to clear everything up. You can ask questions about doctrine or practices.
1. We're not polygamist anymore.
2. We don't have horns.
3. We're not a cult. We are Christian.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Do you guys really control Utah?

 
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Someday, somewhere
Why is religion weird?

 
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"I've been battling with the struggle of love and anger and the anger has won. It's impossible for me to go back to the way I was. I've tried changing back but it didn't work. I still had it in me and doubt it will ever go away. I have no control over it anymore. It has become part of me."
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3. We're not a cult.
Yes you fucking are. Just because it's not a fun word doesn't mean you get to hide from it.

 
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Quote from: Death on October 12, 2014, 09:31:29 PM
We're not a cult
What differentiates a cult from a religion?

 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
Why does having some testament that Jesus was with Native Americans matter to your religion? What is told morally that wasn't taught already?

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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Do you guys really control Utah?
Some of the cities. Like all of the stores will be closed on Sunday because it's the Sabbath. And in my town no stores sell cigarettes or alcohol.

 
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Why does your website say, and I quote, "if a gay is seen, stone it on the spot"? Aren't we passed that?

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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We have mesh, cotton, or spandex.
I prefer spandex because it's like underarmor; cotton is okay, comfy though.

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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3. We're not a cult.
Yes you fracking are. Just because it's not a fun word doesn't mean you get to hide from it.
Bro, how are we? Seriously? Give me your points, I'm open minded so if you have proper points you can convince me.

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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Why does your website say, and I quote, "if a gay is seen, stone it on the spot"? Aren't we passed that?
I call bull.

 
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Why does your website say, and I quote, "if a gay is seen, stone it on the spot"? Aren't we passed that?
I call bull.
I quoted it.

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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We're not a cult
What differentiates a cult from a religion?
According to my research it boils down to it's size and how long it's been around.
We've been around close to 200 years and we're extremely large.

 
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One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?

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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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Why does your website say, and I quote, "if a gay is seen, stone it on the spot"? Aren't we passed that?
I call bull.
I quoted it.
Link the page, niqqer.

 
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Why does your website say, and I quote, "if a gay is seen, stone it on the spot"? Aren't we passed that?
I call bull.
I quoted it.
Link the page, niqqer.
i can't my keyboard is broken

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
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Do you guys really control Utah?
Some of the cities. Like all of the stores will be closed on Sunday because it's the Sabbath. And in my town no stores sell cigarettes or alcohol.
Dry area, mostly?
note to self: don't vaction in Utah.
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Quote from: Naja on October 12, 2014, 09:48:50 PM
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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Why does your website say, and I quote, "if a gay is seen, stone it on the spot"? Aren't we passed that?
I call bull.
I quoted it.
Link the page, niqqer.
i can't my keyboard is broken
lol yeah, because that totally prevents you from linking a site. :P

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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Do you guys really control Utah?
Some of the cities. Like all of the stores will be closed on Sunday because it's the Sabbath. And in my town no stores sell cigarettes or alcohol.
Dry area, mostly?
note to self: don't vaction in Utah.
Actually, it's a very popular vacation spot. The terrain is beautiful, many mountains. Only southern Utah is desert-y.

 
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One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
Huh, interesting...

 
 
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Quote from: Death on October 12, 2014, 09:51:36 PM
Quote from: Naja on October 12, 2014, 09:48:50 PM
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.

That's just what a thrall of an eldritch horror would say.
Last Edit: October 12, 2014, 10:15:52 PM by Lord Commissar

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Quote from: Naja on October 12, 2014, 09:48:50 PM
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.

That's just what a thrall of a eldritch horror would say.
*an eldritch horror.


>.> there I fixed it you grammar nazi.


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
Huh, interesting...
Oh, and the suit thing is so we look respectable. It would be weird if some guy came to your door in a tank-top and shorts preaching about God...lol. We wear suits to church to show respect to God.

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Quote from: God on October 12, 2014, 10:04:38 PM
What is the reason that the Golden Plates had to be magically sealed and were never shown to anyone outside of Smith's close friends?
It's pretty obvious I think. They didn't have the man power to protect it, do you really think Joseph and a few of his buddies could fend off multiple mobs of people? No? Exactly.
It was sealed away because it was translated, served it's purpose, and God didn't want it falling into the hands of evil people.

 
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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
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Quote from: Naja on October 12, 2014, 09:48:50 PM
One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.

That's just what a thrall of a eldritch horror would say.
Ya caught me.
(I don't even know what that is or what it's a reference to.) Um...Lovecraft?

 
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One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.
Huh, interesting...
Oh, and the suit thing is so we look respectable. It would be weird if some guy came to your door in a tank-top and shorts preaching about God...lol. We wear suits to church to show respect to God.
Actually if a guy in a tank top (at least in America) came to buy door preaching about God I'd assume he was a criminal trying to turn his life around.

If a guy in a suit came to preach about God I'd feel like pretty creeped out, no offence but Mormons do creep me out, I had two approach me one night when I was walking alone and they almost gave me a heart attack.

 
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One thing that's always bothered me about Mormons is their eerie cheerfulness and suits, now I do like a man in a suit and it's always nice to get a friendly smile but Mormons are so... unnatural about it... it's like you've all sold your souls to some eldritch horror that wants to harvest us for our skin.

Why do you always pretend to be happy and wear suits?
Truthfully, those overly happy people aren't pretending, especially the missionaries, in which I believe that's what you're referring to?
I've talked to many missionaries and a lot of them are close friends and they said you become so happy because you mostly dedicate those to years to serving God and the people. They all said that by the end of their mission they had an overwhelming love for the people and didn't want to return home.
Ask any Mormon and they will say serving others will make you happier and humble.

That's just what a thrall of a eldritch horror would say.
Ya caught me.
(I don't even know what that is or what it's a reference to.) Um...Lovecraft?



American and wears a suit, Mormons confirmed for Cthulhu cultists.

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