Ancient Nuclear Explosions ended life on Mars

 
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The Rage....
http://www.inquisitr.com/1625693/physicist-claims-evidence-ancient-nuclear-explosions-ended-life-on-mars/

Now, I don't see how this is possible, considering the fact that you need to split an atom, but how do you come up with this based on isotopes?


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Interesting.


 
 
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Well, the claim is that they were nuked presumably by an external group rather than an internal group.

In terms of spuriousness, this ranks right up there along with water is actually just the tears of the dinosaurs.
'An ancient egyptian tier civilisation on mars randomly gets allahu ackbar'd by rampaging space nazis.'

Mhhhhm ._.

Regardless, it's an interesting theory <.<
If they find any hard evidence of life on mars, or xenoarcheology to look at then awwshitninja we better start building spaceships with guns incase the space nazis return >_>


 
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Evidence pls.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

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I'm finding it difficult to have an open mind about this...
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A plasma physicist is advancing a theory in which he claims to have evidence of two ancient nuclear explosions on Mars, events that he believes wiped out an ancient civilization on the red planet.

According to the Daily Mail...

Yeah, that isn't helping either. Interesting theory, but ehhhh...

Last Edit: November 21, 2014, 12:31:06 PM by SuperIrish


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raises some good questions though like if we are survivors of an ancient war or some shit.  That'd be some sci-fi shit right there.


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'An ancient egyptian tier civilisation on mars randomly gets allahu ackbar'd by rampaging space nazis.'
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My stupidity is self evident.

I wonder if he compared that abundance of isotopes to another body?

Could it not be those isotopes arrived there via the sun, and Mars, not having a magnetic field to deflect them just sort of collected them over the years.

Still my explanation is half baked as fuck.
Last Edit: November 21, 2014, 02:48:31 PM by SexyPiranha


 
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How could you tell the civilizations were ~Bronze age technologically, and that there were two of them?

Cool theory, but he's making a lot of wild guesses and doesn't really have anything solid enough to back his claim on, aside from the isotopes.


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Clearly hastur had enough of mars' shit and smacked em down


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

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I wonder if he compared that abundance of isotopes to another body?

Could it not be those isotopes arrived there via the sun, and Mars, not having a magnetic field to deflect them just sort of collected them over the years.

Still my explanation is half baked as fuck.

I was thinking along those lines as well.

Essentially there should be more Carbon-14 in Mar's sedimentary record and atmosphere, because Carbon-14 decays naturally into Nitrogen-14. A weak magnetic field means more cosmic radiation however, so the radiation turns the 14N back to 14C.  (Hooray! My Sedimentary Lectures actually applied to something!)

What makes me think this is interesting is that this physicist is stating there's more Uranium and other heavier radioactive elements, but what's doubtful is his source of info on this, and how this possibly could correlate to nuclear explosions. It could be Mars is just richer in these elements on the surface than Earth is, it's just we haven't mined it yet, like we did surface resources here because obviously we can't fucking reach it atm.
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Damn Martians. Two nukes wasn't enough.


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My stupidity is self evident.

I wonder if he compared that abundance of isotopes to another body?

Could it not be those isotopes arrived there via the sun, and Mars, not having a magnetic field to deflect them just sort of collected them over the years.

Still my explanation is half baked as fuck.

I was thinking along those lines as well.

Essentially there should be more Carbon-14 in Mar's sedimentary record and atmosphere, because Carbon-14 decays naturally into Nitrogen-14. A weak magnetic field means more cosmic radiation however, so the radiation turns the 14N back to 14C.  (Hooray! My Sedimentary Lectures actually applied to something!)

What makes me think this is interesting is that this physicist is stating there's more Uranium and other heavier radioactive elements, but what's doubtful is his source of info on this, and how this possibly could correlate to nuclear explosions. It could be Mars is just richer in these elements on the surface than Earth is, it's just we haven't mined it yet, like we did surface resources here because obviously we can't fucking reach it atm.
Yeah, I'd have to do a little more research on radiation and the formation of isotopes of certain elements but I'm fairly certain an explanation involving stellar radiation and abundance from formation is more plausible than a nuclear holocaust on a species living on a planet that has lacked a substantial atmosphere for most of its history.

That is of course if the information of his for there actually being this abundance of isotopes is correct, like you said.
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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
Problem.. I know how devastating nukes are. But wouldn't there be something physical that was left behind. Large piece of a structure that was once part of a building? Or bones? I know that stuff could have been buried by the elements if it happened so long ago.