"Baby Yoga" (Controversial Viral Video, NSFW)

 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Fair warning, this video will likely make you angry.

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Millions of people around the world were left stunned when a video of Lena Fokina doing 'baby yoga' broke on the internet. The 51-year-old Russian was filmed spinning and flipping babies above her head and behind her back in such an outlandish fashion that several websites banned the footage for glorifying what to many would be considered child abuse. In fact, the moves were so shocking that most conceded they were being performed on a doll as no sane person would consider them acceptable. However, we tracked Lena down to a seminar called "Parenting the Deliberate Way" in Dahab, Egypt, where parents from across Europe were paying her to perform the same moves on their infants, some just a few months old. But Lena, who is a qualified PE teacher in her native Russia, insists the practice is totally safe and actually beneficial to children.

So...yeah. People are fucking paying this woman to torture their infants.
Somehow, she hasn't been jailed for it.


(yeah, I know this is kinda old)
Last Edit: April 18, 2015, 05:55:05 AM by Nuka 'Kal Vargun


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶ðŸ½:h..

👨ðŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩ðŸ½:!!

👶ðŸ½:hhh...

👶ðŸ½:here come dat boi ðŸ¸!

👨ðŸ½:o shit waddup 😂💯

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I'm such an asshole. When she was spinning the babies around I was expecting her to loose control and the baby impacts the fence and slides down. That kinda put a grin on my face.


 
 
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I'm going to pretend that my laughter was in disbelief.

But jesus christ it's no wonder that so many Russkies appear brain damaged, this is damn near on the closest way to cause shaken baby syndrome short of putting the bugger in a tumbledrier.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶ðŸ½:h..

👨ðŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩ðŸ½:!!

👶ðŸ½:hhh...

👶ðŸ½:here come dat boi ðŸ¸!

👨ðŸ½:o shit waddup 😂💯

👩ðŸ½:💔
Looks like she's going to be eating good for tonight.



 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
This woman ought to be shot.


 
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I'm not sure which upsets me more:

The crazy lady using infants as nunchucks or the old geezer drowning the babies.


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Sick humour, no respect.
Well considering that shaking a baby can cause severe head trauma and(or) brain damage, we're all going to find out how beneficial this is in a few years. I'd say, hopefully she has a good lawyer but these parents are fucking stupid. They kinda deserve to put up with whatever mental problems their child gets from this.


 
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i missed the part where they explain why they're doing this at all

and i don't want to watch it again, lest i have a fucking conniption


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
I wonder if we stuck her in an industrial washing machine would she protest much while it spun her around.

Fuck this "baby yoga" bullshit.
Last Edit: April 18, 2015, 12:39:54 PM by SuperIrish


 
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ayy lmao
About halfway through the video, I realized my mouth was hanging open.

What the fuck.


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How else are babies supposed to get fit like this?



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MFW I watched that video


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Moms spaghetti
Honestly thought she was using dolls, that's messed up


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Eh, as long as there's no brain damage or any long-term damage, I don't really see a problem with that.

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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Eh, as long as there's no brain damage or any long-term damage, I don't really see a problem with that.

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This sort of thing is pretty much guaranteed to cause brain damage.


 
 
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Eh, as long as there's no brain damage or any long-term damage, I don't really see a problem with that.

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As nuka says, this is a brilliant way to guarantee brain damage. Maybe not full on my favourite vegetable is my brother, but certainly some damage. Let alone the hell it must do to their little joints, spinning them by the arms/wrists is unbelievably stupid.


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
That's...fucking..weird


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Eh, as long as there's no brain damage or any long-term damage, I don't really see a problem with that.

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As nuka says, this is a brilliant way to guarantee brain damage. Maybe not full on my favourite vegetable is my brother, but certainly some damage. Let alone the hell it must do to their little joints, spinning them by the arms/wrists is unbelievably stupid.
Well....

They're Russian.

LOOOL


 
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I have a feeling this is what made Comms the man he is today... retarded


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
I don't like babies, they're annoying little shits but this pisses me off.