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The Flood / Re: What are your fears when driving?
« on: May 29, 2015, 09:08:40 PM »
An 18 wheeler jumping the median right in front of me while towing gasoline.

Aside from an instance where I would be staring death in the face, nothing really scares me while driving. However, I have a laundry list of things that straight up piss me off.

1. Driving while impaired.
Does this need any explanation?

2. Driving while texting.
Umm, lady, how do you not hear that you're on the rumble strips on the shoulder?

3. Tailgaiting.
Hint, if I'm doing thirty kph over the limit, and you're still hanging six inches off my bumper, I'm not the one who's the problem. Bonus points if this is happening in the curb lane.

4. Not signaling.
Signals exist for a pretty obvious reason.

5. Not using your lights at night/in inclement weather.
See reason 4.

6. Merging on an uncongested highway well below the speed limit.
I love nearly having the Ram logo imprinted on my ass because your goddam Corrolla merged onto the 401 at 60kph in a 100kph zone.

7. Toyota drivers.
Particularly Priuses, Camrys, and Corrollas. The Scion FRS and Lexus LFA are exempted from my hatred of all modern, bland Toyotas.

8. Civic SI drivers, ricers, and any combination of the two.
SI guys, change up a gear. Staying in V-TAAK! all the way down the highway is both annoying and a good way to waste gas. Ricers, your fart cans do not make your cars fast. They make you look like an idiot.

9. Ricing or slamming a G35 or G37 coupe. These cars look lovely as they are. Stop ruining them. Sleeper tunes done right are acceptable.

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Serious / Re: What kind of government would Heaven and Hell have?
« on: May 29, 2015, 08:45:32 PM »
Depends on your interpretation of the two, if you go by the generic view of them both (Dante's inferno // Pearly gates) then you have two Autocracies <.<

What God says goes in heaven, what Satan says goes in hell.

Or if you go with the much more boring views of the two, where you either disappear from existence (hell) or go into stasis to wait out the end of creation (heaven) which I think is one of the 'official' interpretations of heaven and hell. I could be wrong though.

I think that might be the Muslim one. Because the Catholics say you go to one or the other, or spend some time in Purgatory until you draw the card that lets you pass Go and collect $200.


OT: Heaven is a Benevolent Monarchy, Hell is an Authoritarian Dictatorship.

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I am so glad I went to business school.

At least there the ethics were straightforward, like "Don't mount the gas tank in you 70s era econobox directly behind the rear bumper", or "If you discover evidence of fraud when auditing a records shattering energy company, don't go along with it".

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Serious / Re: Obama's Ludicrous Middle East Policy
« on: May 29, 2015, 08:23:11 PM »
Well, considering everything east of Baghdad is essentially an Iranian province, and everything west of it has gone to Hell in a hand basket, I can't fault the article.

Not to mention that Obama's "Red Line" gaffe showed Putin that he could play chicken with the West and win. Now Crimea and Eastern Ukraine are "ancestral Russian territories".  I'm sure SACEUR are really happy about having that on their plate, especially since it's been Merkel who's been leading the political fight, not Obama.

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Serious / Re: Rick Santorum Announces Bid for President
« on: May 29, 2015, 08:03:07 PM »
Oh, not this guy again...

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OK, college students hating on Bush Jr is par for the course. Still, putting Joseph Stalin above him is laughable. Those guys have obviously never heard of the Katyn Massacre, among countless others.

I'm far more surprised that Che Guevara was one slot below Winston Churchill.

Also, it's funny that Karl Marx ranked fairly high, but almost everyone who put his ideology into practice ranked pretty close to the bottom.




AND GORBACHEV WAS AT 28?!

HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE?!  You're telling me that the man who instituted the economic and political reforms that led to the end of the Soviet Union was two spots above Napoleon Bonaparte? Gorby's one of the main reasons World War III was avoided. If a Party hardliner had gotten into power, I'd probably be typing this with a chisel on a cave wall, because that's all that would be left in the world.

And evidently, the guy between them brought democracy to China... (thx Wiki).

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2. Mike Babcock will not save the Leafs. Give it up, Toronto.
I have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm just going to call you a Brian Mulroney shill.
LOL!

He's the new head coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team.

Getting a Leafs fan to face reality is about as hard as converting an ISIS fighter to atheism.

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather drink alcohol or smoke weed?
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:56:14 PM »
I like beer, so yeah.

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The Flood / Re: So.....Americans?
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:55:07 PM »
Because sprinkles are the things that go on donuts.

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1. North Korea is secretly 150 years ahead of the rest of the world in technology, has an abundance of food, and Kim Jong Un does actually have a pet unicorn.

2. Mike Babcock will not save the Leafs. Give it up, Toronto.

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather drink weed or smoke alcohol?
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:45:02 PM »
Smoking alcohol. In a different manner of speaking.

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If the gas had ethanol in it, then it counts!

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The Flood / Re: If you could live on another planet would you?
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:40:44 PM »
I assume the planet in question has an atmospheric composition in the neighbourhood of 80% nitrogen and 20% oxygen, gravity of about 1G, and has a magnetosphere that keeps everything on it from being killed by solar radiation?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever been outside your home country?
« on: May 26, 2015, 07:35:17 PM »
Been to the US plenty of times.

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Serious / Re: How should the US change their anti-IS strategy?
« on: May 24, 2015, 12:14:22 AM »
Option 1: Say "fuck it", walk away and let the Saudis and Iranians figure it out.

Option 2: Blow the hell out of both ISIS, Assad, and their respective allies, and stay there for the next God-knows-how-many years as per Marshall Plan V2.0. Spend untold trillions rebuilding both countries from the ground up, and don't leave until they can stand on their own.

Option 1 would either result in a big Middle East war or an unending series of proxy wars.

Option 2 would most likely bankrupt the US.

Since neither are feasible, we are left with Option 3: Containment. Get Syria, Iraq, Iran, the Kurds, what's left of the FSA, and whatever anti-ISIS or nonaligned militia groups are out there to align against ISIS instead of each other, with the US serving as the intelligence lynchpin.

There will be some deals with the Devil, but the only other way to take out ISIS is for the US to dramatically escalate its military commitment. Good luck selling "Iraq 3" to the US voters in 2016.

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Serious / Re: Why the Tories are bad for Britain.
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:02:33 PM »
Well if you guys don't like your Federal Tories, we'll trade you our Ontario Liberals.
>uk
>federal

lol

Or whatever you call the ones that run the country. We use "federal" or "provincial" over here to distinguish parties at different level of governments.


But seriously, the last thing you'd want is for your country to be run by the Wynne Liberals.

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Gaming / Re: Water may be in Halo 5: Guardians.
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:57:23 AM »
Well, it's a step up from fish in CoD: Ghosts.

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Serious / Re: Why the Tories are bad for Britain.
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:53:56 AM »
Well if you guys don't like your Federal Tories, we'll trade you our Ontario Liberals.

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Serious / Re: Let's Discuss America's Infrastructure
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:46:04 AM »
Yes, you guys do.

But I live in Ontariowe, so who am I to judge?

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Serious / Re: Deregulation of banking is good for growth
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:39:55 AM »
It kinda bit the US in the ass, since deregulation caused a lot of smaller banks to move into subprime loans, then the larger banks jumped on that bandwagon too, and we all know how that went.

But that was a case of "too much too soon". The subprime crisis may not have been as severe if the big guys did some 80s style corporate raiding and swallowed up all the smaller regional players. The cost of acquisitions would have been a deterrent to engaging in risky operations.

And really, a lot of those "Mom and Pop" banks shouldn't have been allowed to operate anyways.

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Serious / Re: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev got death penalty.
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:24:27 AM »
I oppose the death penalty in principle, but I won't be crying any tears when he gets the needle in his arm.

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Serious / Re: The UK fox hunting ban
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:22:00 AM »
I assume foxes are not endangered in the UK. Provided the resource is managed appropriately, I don't see an issue.

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Serious / Re: Wisconsin bans poor people from buying potatoes
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:17:22 AM »
So wait, the law would allow the homeless to buy white potatoes with no restrictions, but red or yellow ones can only be bought in certain quantities?

Someone explain the logic behind that one, please?


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Serious / Re: Should the UN have an army?
« on: May 18, 2015, 11:09:30 AM »
The problem is that the UN army would be useless, regardless of how well funded, trained, and equipped it is.

Any decision to send it in would probably be in the hands of the Security Council. So if the US, Britain, and France brought a resolution to send it into Syria, Russia and China would veto. If Russia introduced a resolution to send it to support Eastern Ukraine, the US, UK, and France would veto.

The only other option would be to put the vote to the General Assembly. Which would result in regional voting blocks saying yay or nay. The countries that may be invaded by the UN's army could vote against the invasion, and if they have enough buddies in the Assembly, win the vote.

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Well, depending on your definition, there are at least three generations active on the forum. I assume you mean Gen Y though.

I'd agree that most of the generation is more socially progressive than the previous ones, but that's just a continuation of a generation by generation trend.

But against free expression? I wouldn't go that far. Yes, thanks to social media, the easily offended SJW bloggers of our time can point and shrill at any comments that go against their "cause".

But there's just as many people our age who, due to careers, education, or other factors, learn to step back and evaluate multiple viewpoints more rationally. We aren't as confrontational as, say, the Baby Boomers were back in the 60s. But we aren't completely closed off to alternate viewpoints.

Ex, our generation is pegged to think of the Republicans as a bunch of backwards old farts (Doubly true for us Canadians). But a few of my friends who are out working and building their careers have a more favourable view of them, at least in the economy department.

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Serious / Re: Can you justify your religious beliefs?
« on: March 04, 2015, 11:01:27 AM »
No.

Still think that Jewish Zombie Carpenter is a pretty cool guy though.

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The Flood / Re: Why can't Leliana be real?
« on: March 04, 2015, 10:39:13 AM »

who?
Leliana. Left hand of the Divine Justinia. Chantry sister. Veteran of the Fifth Blight. Spymaster of the Inquisition. Lover of Jester. "The Raven."
So basically she's Medieval Femshep?

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No, stay focused on the Middle East. Don't mind us.

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The Flood / Re: So this is Frieza's new form
« on: March 02, 2015, 10:39:27 PM »
Didn't he die, like, thirteen years ago?

What's-his-face cut him in half after they all got back to Earth from Piccolo's planet, right?
Does anyone really truly die in Dragonball Z?
I'm not sure. I grew out of it about three episodes after that one.

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The Flood / Re: Convince me not to
« on: March 02, 2015, 10:38:19 PM »
An Eastern Block rain pattern shirt?

See something new every day.

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