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Messages - Khalim al-Zahir ibn Jafar
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« on: December 16, 2014, 06:19:47 PM »
oh well this'll do
so how about that isis huh
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« on: October 29, 2014, 04:46:53 PM »
autism can be an incredibly devastating disorder
you'd clearly know.
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« on: October 29, 2014, 04:46:14 PM »
autism can be an incredibly devastating disorder
you'd clearly know.
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« on: October 29, 2014, 04:44:48 PM »
autism can be an incredibly devastating disorder
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« on: October 22, 2014, 08:22:09 AM »
why does this account have a referral
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« on: October 04, 2014, 04:01:36 PM »
fuck off
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« on: September 14, 2014, 04:17:03 PM »
We are too strong for you. You can't defeat us.
that's cute
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« on: September 14, 2014, 04:02:02 PM »
oh hell no
they can't just rip off embyle5908 like that
should have trademarked our fusion techniques
is it too late now
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« on: September 14, 2014, 03:53:42 PM »
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« on: September 14, 2014, 03:47:26 PM »
we shall commence a duel at high noon outside the haberdashery
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« on: September 11, 2014, 09:27:43 PM »
keep these autism reaction images coming guys
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« on: September 11, 2014, 09:27:03 PM »
if i give you money then does it still belong to me
#philosophyquestionof2014
this just in:#philosophyquestionof2014 has just become the third most tweeted hashtag on twitter
is the ad revenue collecting
will the anal cancer be removed
perhaps if i move this campaign to myspace we will generate enough money to cure us
you mean if we move the campaign to myspace
wait does anyone use myspace
like
at all
yeah it's the jidf's secret planning base
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« on: September 11, 2014, 09:12:17 PM »
if i give you money then does it still belong to me
#philosophyquestionof2014
this just in:#philosophyquestionof2014 has just become the third most tweeted hashtag on twitter
is the ad revenue collecting
will the anal cancer be removed
perhaps if i move this campaign to myspace we will generate enough money to cure us
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« on: September 11, 2014, 09:07:42 PM »
This thread is now about my anatomy.
The menacingly monstrous alien stands before her, both prides erect at the ready to penetrate her rectum and cunt in a simultaneous manner.
In a grumbling tint to his tone, he speaks seductively.
"You are prepared to embrace the whim of the Holy Ones, human?"
The helpless female can only murmur with the strap on wedged deep down her throat, enough to make even the most honed of deep-throating whores admire her with envy.
Giving her a displeased look, the sangheili tears the saliva-coated strap on out of her throat and tosses it to the other side of the room. She screams at the top of her lungs, still bound by the steel cable from prior, limiting her movement
"Yes! Let me hear your screams of pained pleasure, female. They feed me ever-so rightly!"
Ripa takes whiff of the air once more and turns attention to her cunt, which appears to be dribbling profusely with secretions. He leans over and tugs away at the steel cables, enough to loosen them and relinquish her from their constriction. The female sees her chance and kicks him straight in the face, attempting to make a faithful run for freedom.
"My prey shall not get away this time!" He roared
The massive elite lunges after her and with a single bear-like swipe, cracks three of her ribs as well as knocking her off balance in the process.
He stoops over her writhing body and grabs the helpless victim by her beautiful blond hair, tossing her back on the mattress.
"It's been too long since I've seen a good pussy!" He exclaimed irately
Pouncing on top of her like a lion on a wildebeest, his overwhelming weight pins her against the mattress, permitting for minimal movement. His saliva trickles down from his lower mandibles and onto her frightened visage.
"Fret not, female." He runs two fingers through her vibrant, golden hair strands. "I plan to keep you alive.... for next time." With that said, she strives to escape his grasp with another failing attempt at liberation as he sinks his claws deep into her shoulders, causing the helpless harlot to screech in agony.
"Now silence, you!"
The persistent perpetrator lifts himself off the crippled female and regains his stance in front of her, ready to penetrate her breeding grounds. She reluctantly offers herself up to him, far too exhausted to fight him further.
Grabbing her tightly by both legs, he spreads them wide apart and tickles the vaginal area with one of his erect members, "teasing" her some and inducing additional secretions to help lubricate the region like the courteous gentleman he is.
"Prepared you are, now, female."
Still keeping a tight grip around her thighs, he exhales deeply in anticipation for the "Great Journey" ahead and arranges his mandibles in a grimacing fashion.
The great Ripa 'Moramee readies his haunches and plunges both -blam!-es into their respective "orifices", causing the feckless victim to howl a bloodcurdling scream. Penetrating her groin at an unparalleled pace, the mighty warrior bellows gallantly, the powerful noise echoing throughout the home, rattling anything in its wake.
"Stay the course, human! I shall pierce your heavens with my valorous intent and you will join your calls with mine!"
The traumatized woman's eyes roll back and her skin fades to pale white as his pursuing penetration rattles her bones and scrapes against her innards. Eventually, she loses her grasp on reality and passes out, relieving herself of consciousness through the ordeal.
Ripa glares at her angrily, but continues to thrust into her even more profusely than before. His dual -blam!-es begin releasing precum into her virtually lifeless body as he roars with utmost pleasure.
The excessive power of his thrusts cause hemorrhaging and tears, seminal fluids mixing in with the blood drawn from her insides. Ripa, being oblivious to this, continues to pound into his prey carelessly.
"By the hierarchs, your blade has found its sheath!"
His shafts gradually drip more and more profusely as he jabs into her at an optimal pace, the overplus of secretions oozing from her rectal cavity and filling her cocksheath. Panting like an overheating mongrel, he hurls her off the bed, pride still poised inside, and slams her into the floor.
The enticement of plowing into the "submissive" streetwalker invokes an eruption of seed that's soon to follow. Ripa leans back and adjusts his hips, raising the body off the ground and into the air, continuing to perform what deeds are to be done.
"Just like the rest of your race, weak and undisciplined!"
No longer can the sex-craved beast abstain from releasing his gifts of life inside the unwitting human. He cringes and clenches his mandibles together tightly, digging his claws deeper into the lass' delicate skin. He growls loudly, enough to cause any female within the household to feel tingles inside their uteri, stimulating egg release.
Snapping head back, he hollers, "On this night, the Holy Ones lay claim to your minge, anim-" Ripa's eyes widen and his erections erupt like volcanoes, spurting overpowering plumes of pink fluids into either of his partner's "holes". The intensity of their flowing power forces the disgruntled alien to pull out. His moans of delight echo throughout the night before he finally settles, staring at the spiritless vessel, still panting like a dog.
"I have accomplished my goal...for now. The hierarchs would be proud."
He tosses the allegedly dead hooker on the floor and stares at her for a moment, analyzing the external injuries that were carried out during tonight's occurrence. His eyes lock onto her groin, the mixed excretions of blood, semen, and vaginal secretions visibly seeping out from the apertures.
"She won't be moving for some time."
Ripa chuckles to himself and kneels over his prey, sucking on each of her individual breasts before staggering back to his feet and crawling into bed, erections still present, but not as sprightly as before.
Laying down and staring up at the ceiling in satisfaction, he mumbles to himself, "Tonight was a pleasant night, indeed." and with that, he tardily closes his eyes and falls into a deep slumber, his erections softening (and eventually retracting) throughout the night.
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« on: September 11, 2014, 09:05:10 PM »
if i give you money then does it still belong to me
#philosophyquestionof2014
this just in:#philosophyquestionof2014 has just become the third most tweeted hashtag on twitter
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« on: September 11, 2014, 09:03:37 PM »
if i give you money then does it still belong to me
#philosophyquestionof2014
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« on: September 11, 2014, 08:58:26 PM »
pls donate so we can be treated
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« on: September 11, 2014, 08:14:03 PM »
are you anally ravaged because you didn't get to be a part of the shitposting triarchy
what the fuck am i looking at
ur mum lel
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« on: September 11, 2014, 08:11:25 PM »
are you anally ravaged because you didn't get to be a part of the shitposting triarchy
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« on: September 11, 2014, 08:07:14 PM »
i literally cannot stop sucking dicks right now
hey brother you wanna have a sexy wincest sixsome
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« on: September 11, 2014, 07:29:21 PM »
meme
mēm/Submit
noun
noun: meme; plural noun: memes
an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc. that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.
Origin
1970s: from Greek mimēma ‘that which is imitated,’ on the pattern of gene .
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« on: September 11, 2014, 07:05:09 PM »
hope you nerds had a merry 9/11
صلى معكم جميعا
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« on: September 08, 2014, 04:05:26 PM »
I violated the Code of Conduct and was met with Ninja Justice.
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« on: September 08, 2014, 03:57:52 PM »
WTF is going on?!?
we're just as confused as you
we were not supposed to fuse twice
this is not going according to plan
kill yourself
you queers wanna go
yes
but preferably to the gay bar
tell your rc to shut up
my rc says for you to shut up
my ryle says you should yiff in hell
i know how we'll settle this
with a furry shitposting quickscope duel in mw2
rc asks if there will be dicks
yes
my rc is now excited
kk gt is xXxL3G1TxISR43L1xINF3CTI0NZxMTND3WxG4YFURRYSH3K3L Zx42069xMLGF3D0R4T1PP3RxXx
sent you a request
gt is XxXJ3W15HxY1FFYxC0CKL0V3RxSH1P0ST1N6xD0R1T0xMTND3 WxR41NB0W51337MLGXxX
you shall be defeated with the force of 420000 shitposts
either way we win
dammit we just know how to kill our erections
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« on: September 08, 2014, 03:54:29 PM »
WTF is going on?!?
we're just as confused as you
we were not supposed to fuse twice
this is not going according to plan
kill yourself
you queers wanna go
yes
but preferably to the gay bar
tell your rc to shut up
my rc says for you to shut up
my ryle says you should yiff in hell
i know how we'll settle this
with a furry shitposting quickscope duel in mw2
rc asks if there will be dicks
yes
my rc is now excited
kk gt is xXxL3G1TxISR43L1xINF3CTI0NZxMTND3WxG4YFURRYSH3K3L Zx42069xMLGF3D0R4T1PP3RxXx
sent you a request
gt is XxXJ3W15HxY1FFYxC0CKL0V3RxSH1P0ST1N6xD0R1T0xMTND3 WxR41NB0W51337MLGXxX
you shall be defeated with the force of 420000 shitposts
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« on: September 08, 2014, 03:47:30 PM »
WTF is going on?!?
we're just as confused as you
we were not supposed to fuse twice
this is not going according to plan
kill yourself
you queers wanna go
yes
but preferably to the gay bar
tell your rc to shut up
my rc says for you to shut up
my ryle says you should yiff in hell
i know how we'll settle this
with a furry shitposting quickscope duel in mw2
rc asks if there will be dicks
yes
my rc is now excited
kk gt is xXxL3G1TxISR43L1xINF3CTI0NZxMTND3WxG4YFURRYSH3K3L Zx42069xMLGF3D0R4T1PP3RxXx
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« on: September 08, 2014, 03:43:18 PM »
WTF is going on?!?
we're just as confused as you
we were not supposed to fuse twice
this is not going according to plan
kill yourself
you queers wanna go
yes
but preferably to the gay bar
tell your rc to shut up
my rc says for you to shut up
my ryle says you should yiff in hell
i know how we'll settle this
with a furry shitposting quickscope duel in mw2
rc asks if there will be dicks
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« on: September 08, 2014, 03:39:57 PM »
WTF is going on?!?
we're just as confused as you
we were not supposed to fuse twice
this is not going according to plan
kill yourself
you queers wanna go
yes
but preferably to the gay bar
tell your rc to shut up
my rc says for you to shut up
my ryle says you should yiff in hell
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« on: September 08, 2014, 03:37:46 PM »
WTF is going on?!?
we're just as confused as you
we were not supposed to fuse twice
this is not going according to plan
kill yourself
you queers wanna go
yes
but preferably to the gay bar
tell your rc to shut up
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« on: September 08, 2014, 03:36:27 PM »
WTF is going on?!?
we're just as confused as you
we were not supposed to fuse twice
this is not going according to plan
kill yourself
you queers wanna go
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