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The Flood / Are beans meat?
« on: April 19, 2020, 09:43:48 PM »
T4R

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The Flood / Delete me
« on: May 21, 2018, 01:38:12 AM »
No. I'm serious, delete me. Nuke this account. poof. gone.

Do it faggot. No jokes, I've just outgrown this little circlejerk. And don't give me that "Just don't come here anymore" or "PM Cheat" nah nigga nah I'm makin' a stink live for all to see. I want to keep things nice and tidy. I don't wanna hear some shit just fucking do it.

Delete me.

Remove me from this realm.

I call on the King of Androgyny, Cheat. Make me no more, not a ban, not a mute, I want a nuke.

Be like that Thanos nigga and just snap your fingers. It ain't hard. Throw this ass into Mt Doom, I wanna go, Mr Frodo. C'mon, pronto, chop chop.

You a bitch if you don't. Don't be like Hillary and forget to delete them emails. Just do it.

Yeet me.

Make me disappear like my dad.

Princess Diana my account.

Fucking do it.

Fucking do it nigga.

FUCKING DO IT

(delete Zen too)

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The Flood / I've returned briefly with a very important question
« on: June 14, 2017, 04:37:38 PM »
Are beans meat?

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The Flood / What is this feeling? [probably a blog]
« on: March 28, 2016, 11:37:09 PM »
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Okay, to get this out of the way ahead of time; This thread is pretty damn stupid to begin with. Just a heads up.

Over the past few months I ended up watching a fair share of anime, yeah fucking disgusting I know. memes 'n' shit, yeah.
Frankly it all started when Overlord was popular and I decided that the overall style of Papa Bones and setting were pretty good, So I watched it and fuck me I want more. Trumps all the other "Stuck in a videogame" anime imo and I went on to read a shitload of the light novel. But it was just my slippery slope and ended up watching a few other anime.

I'll just list what I've "disgraced" myself with in recent memory.
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One Punch Man
Overlord
Durarara!!
The Devil is a part-timer
Konosuba
Log Horizon
Dimension W
Hellsing
Hellsing is more or less responsible for this thread.

I watched all of Hellsing (regular Hellsing, not Ultimate) in a single sitting, that's pretty much how I've watched most of these, staying up until 5 or 6 AM (kill me) because I pretty much shut my brain off while they're running and literally had nothing better to do. and initially my reaction to all those listed above was just, "Eh, pretty good." But after sleeping on it and letting it sit for a little while I can better criticize whatever media I consume. Generally when all is said and done I don't really care about the characters all that much. Most of them are forgettable.

And fuck if there didn't end up being a character that I ended up actually caring about when I woke up this morning. Feels like a fucking pit in my stomach. Quite uncomfortable and the implications just make it worse.

I'm talking about Seras Victoria, the sidekick of Alucard.

Most y'all weebs know how that is.

Probably the closest, if not hitting the nail on the fucking head relatable character for myself out of all these series' I've watched. Indecisive, kinda timid, torn on the philosophy of immortality, confused regularly, afraid of hurting people. That kinda shit.

As stupid as it sounds, thinking back to Hellsing and Seras I feel pressure in my chest. One thought leads to another and the thought that keeps coming back is that, this is the feeling of finding a waifu...
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I usually don't get all that immersed in video games or television and then it happens with FUCKING ANIME of all things (oh yeah, that stigma)
Fo' real tho, I'll say I'm not a weeb but I'll probably end up sinking a little deeper
Fucking kill me


Anyway, hi guys. Probably the worst thread ever made, but I don't make threads very often anyway so fuck it. This feeling will most likely blow over by tomorrow, I'm just caught by surprise in this instance and really bothered me throughout the day. Figured whatever this emotion I'm feeling should be towards something with actual significance rather than "a cute drawing of a cockney girl."

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Gaming / Age of Mythology: Tale of the Dragon
« on: September 19, 2015, 07:40:41 PM »
I'm sure there's a handful of y'all that dig the Age of _____ games, myself included. Turns out the group that more or less ported the games onto steam have announced an expansion to Age of Mythology.

http://www.forgottenempires.net/age-of-mythology-tale-of-the-dragon-announcement

Really fucking early so there's little the learn, but more to assume. It's to do with the far east as you and I may guess, so you'll have your Oni and your Chinese dragons and whatever else exists in their mythology. More news to come in Forgotten Empires' stream on October 2nd.



We get nice little oriental architecture, I'm a bit of a sucker for architecture.

Spoiler
PROSTAGMA?

Edit: As an FYI since not everyone is aware old disc copies of the Age of games are not the same as the steam counterparts. You won't get this expansion unless you bought the steam version. Ensemble studios, the original company that created these games as you may remember dissolved after making Halo Wars. This new studio just ported them to steam where they get the integrated server support, the expansion is more or less fan made.
 

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Septagon / Summin' ain't right
« on: August 09, 2015, 04:48:27 PM »
Periodically my anti virus keeps blocking an object by the name http://www.totaladperformance.com/a/display.php?r=458939

Haven't seen much for details to the page itself on where it's coming from, the ad I see the most after it's been detected is an ask.com ad. But that's pretty much been the only ad I've seen as of recent.

It poped up twice while writing this out. Seems to become more rapid.


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The Flood / What if a Predator movie was set during the Crusades?
« on: May 27, 2015, 11:10:23 PM »
Stumbled on this half hour fan film today, I liked it, thought I'd share. I don't really have anything else to say being as it is just what some fans put together.
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actual spoiler
Spoiler
Chick gets killed, but with what I know about Predator lore it remains alright since she brandished a weapon.

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The Flood / Woah woah hold on a minute here.
« on: March 31, 2015, 10:58:57 PM »

What the fuck!?

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The Flood / Well it's been fun (Looking at the forum drama)
« on: November 24, 2014, 10:36:11 PM »
           One could say I'm dissapointed and annoyed with the past hour of today and they'd be right. Being bombarded with viruses and seeing the mods wrestle with some of the louder posters isn't my idea of "A fun time with my friends on the Flood". Going from my side of the matter looking in (When I wasn't redirected) both parties are kinda being asses over a fucking word no less. This is way worse than the whole "Shemale" thing a little while back (that was secluded to 2 or 3 threads) which was also stupid. The censoring of words really rubs me the wrong way.

In the case of mod bias, yeah, I can see it. Damn shame. No I don't think making this a psuedo4chan would be a good idea but damn, people should learn to control their own fucking emotions and not have the mods police for "Offensive" content.


I wish Cheat the best of luck working out the shitty ads and straightening other things out around the forum, he's gonna need it.

I'll talk to you in a month or so when I can use the forum without getting riddled with viruses. I don't plan to stick around and read replies, I'm surprised I didn't get redirected while writing this.

Do with this thread as you will mods, my thoughts probably don't mean anything anyway. Just remember I don't hate any of you.

inb4opismad
inb4excuses
inb4takenoutofcontext
inb4support
inb4warning
inb4>takinginternetseriously
inb4opcantinb4

Spoiler
YouTube

I'm sad Slash.

Signing off~

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Gaming / World of Goatcraft
« on: November 17, 2014, 04:45:49 PM »
Yep, pretty much.
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Doesn't look like it will have online play, but it ought to give me another 10-20 minutes of laughs.

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-Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave

-Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria

-Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what

-Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool

-Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram

-Faction warfare between goats and sheep

-MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real

-There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

This content is set to release Thursday.

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Septagon / Now that's just rude [Recycled thread] November 17th
« on: November 16, 2014, 07:15:31 PM »
Yesterdays thread
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I'm pretty sure Adobe doesn't automatically redirect pages and demands updates so I'm gonna guess that this is a ruse. Happened just a few minutes ago.

NEW REPORT NOV. 17th
I was harshly interrupted from making a reply by a different redirecting ad from yesterday. Unfortunately I'm still running Chrome so that kinda fucks up some things.

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The Flood / Found something in my Fruit Loops
« on: November 11, 2014, 12:44:13 AM »

What the fuck is this?

What is this failed abortion of a fruit loop?

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Gaming / Metro 2033 free on Humble store
« on: November 07, 2014, 03:18:56 PM »
https://www.humblebundle.com/store

Да товарищ , метро ждет

This is pretty sweet.

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Gaming / The Japanese tried to hack my Steam
« on: November 03, 2014, 06:04:43 PM »
My steam was being weird and I received 2 friend requests from people who haven't even finished creating their accounts while playing WoT. The frontpage lagged out so I had to relog. When I did so Steam told me somewhere in Japan my account had been used. I have a feeling those friend requests were some sort of anchor or seed or some other technical term.

Thought I would highlight this in case anyone else runs into it.

Spoiler
Two bombs obviously weren't enough

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The Flood / Suddenly there came a tapping
« on: October 31, 2014, 09:36:14 PM »
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some trick or treater,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
            Only this and nothing more.”

  Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the end of October;
And each separate dying Ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
    Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
    From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Baitor—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Baitor—
            Nameless here for evermore.

    And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each person's jimmie
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
    So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
    “’Tis some trick or treater entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late trick or treater entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
            This it is and nothing more.”

    Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Fig,” said I, “or Cunt, truly your forgiveness I implore;
    But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
    And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
            A mirror there and nothing more.

    Deep into that mirror peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no Floodian ever dared to dream before;
    But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
    And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Khorne?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Khorne!”—
            Merely this and nothing more.

    Standing there long and staring, either admiring or not caring
Deep into a face I've seen a million times before.
    Within this mirror a reflection, that of one's complexion,
    And to which this face in the mirror could use a fresh shave for sure
 To which later in the night this face shall be washed and shaved for sure
            A mask will do with something more.

Back from the door I searched for a cloak, mask, and hat to perch
    So to look presentable as I answer my chamber door.
    In the mirror again I stand with mask and hat in hand
Wondering in which order they I shall adorn
Wondering if mask, hat, or hood is best to adorn     
  I am left with this and nothing more





Shitty phone pics, quality you should ignore
I would kindly ask, do you dress to answer the door?

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Gaming / Why!? Duck Dynasty game
« on: October 14, 2014, 07:50:31 PM »
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Why the quack does this exist?
Spoiler
Deal with it, it's more relevant to the subject at hand

Could people not get enough of these backwoods bearded bastards?
for $40 no less on steam right now. Activision might as well be LJN.
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On the positive side, I'm interested to see what Totalbiscuit or other prevalent people think of this.
"I broke Duck Dynasty" will be a title I'll look for.

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The Flood / Let's play with Akinator the Web Genie
« on: September 24, 2014, 11:16:02 PM »
I'm sure a few of you are familiar with this site, think of a character real or fictional and answer a series of questions to see if he can guess it. He got my person right.
Spoiler

http://en.akinator.com/

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The Flood / The Illuminati are in my ads
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:07:50 PM »


They know flood, my days are numbered.

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Gaming / Skywind, Morrowind remade
« on: August 23, 2014, 04:28:31 PM »
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Decided y'all should take a look at this since a handful of you seem to hold Morrowind as a magnum opus. What's not to like about Morrowind remade with the Skyrim engine? I myself am excited to check this out. I hope their efforts of recreating enemies and NPCs are better than Moonpath to Elsweyr.

Some alpha footage.
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Let it be know, that on release of the mod you will need to own both Skyrim and Morrowind plus expansions to play Skywind.


Their website
http://tesrenewal.com/ 

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The Flood / InternetAristocrat, Anti-SJW discusses The Zeo Quinnspiracy
« on: August 20, 2014, 05:55:22 PM »
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Zoe Quin, apparently some game developer who had her Depression game pushed through Steam Greenlight and removed all negative criticisms and "Attacks" by way of playing the victim.
 
This thread doesn't specifically pertain to the embedded video. It is also to get the user InternetAristocrat on here for you all to view, I recommend all his videos. Whether you agree with him or not I found them to be entertaining and in many parts humorous with varying levels of hyperbole.

Going from making fun of Tumblr and SJWs his videos also talk about the problems within game development and journalism caused by these self called victims.

What's the best Crisy? Hypocrisy of course!

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWB0dvorHvkQlgfGGJR2yxQ < His channel

I'm not sure whether this fits better into flood or serious, or even gaming given the content. So I do apologize if this isn't in the best location.

YouTube

Trojanlord's video added. Had to be done.

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