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« on: July 25, 2015, 10:23:39 AM »
I don't think a personal distate towards a member gives a mod the right to single out said user. If a post doesn't break the forum rules, I don't think a mod has the right to delete that post because it annoys him. I don't see how a mod acting in this way could be regarded as competent. Namely, I'm talking about LC here, the other mods seem to be doing their jobs well.
I'm normally not one to speak out about things like this, but I've seen other users get singled out like Desty or Noelle, and doesn't seem fair at all.
Can we not allow personal bias to dictate our judgements? Also, is the 30% warning level just a passive aggressive way to lite ban someone now?
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« on: May 21, 2015, 09:58:32 AM »
-Plot is unique and engaging
-Innovative game mechanics (at the time)
-Memorable and likeable characters you feel comfortable with
-Interesting and adrenaline filled story missions, such as the sniper mission
COD can't outperform this formula
This is why I think DICE will do a superb job on Star Wars Battlefield 3:
First, many of the gaming industry's top developers work at DICE in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, holmes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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« on: May 17, 2015, 11:50:36 PM »
I've been seeing this girl at work in the past couple weeks. She is a pudgy girl with sizeable cantaloupes and an average face. We've been getting kinda cozy so yesterday I asked her out on a date.
I picked her up around 10pm to go watch a movie. She's wearing a tank top and short jean skirt that barely conceal her overflowing breasts and tight basketball butt cheeks.
"What movie we gonna see bb" she says coyly.
"I don't know"
I start to drive. She's smiling at me the whole time but I kept my eyes on the road since I have to be responsible. We get to the cinema.
She turns to me and takes off her tank top to reveal her double d dirty pillows squeezed by a licorice bra.
"It's bout to get steamin' in here so I think you should take your shirt off." She licked her full lips slowly
"I just wanna see a movie"
She whipped out a metal cooking pot and a portable propane stove. I see there's already steam escaping from underneath the lid.
"Wtf you cookin'?"
"Pasta"
I look inside and see some linguini in there. So then she starts to stir the pasta with a plastic spoon of sorts
I watch her stir the pasta gently for 7 mins. Her enormous boobs swivel with the rhythm of her stirring. I get a massive boner once the aroma of linguini reaches my nostrils.
"It's ready"
I jizzed. "Hey can I ask you a question please"
"Yes." She smiles warmly.
"Are you tryin to f*ck me"
"No jus pasta"
So we ate the pasta
the end
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« on: May 17, 2015, 02:44:32 PM »
I think it'd be a deterrent towards another world war
what do you think??
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« on: May 15, 2015, 11:30:59 PM »
once I lost a girl now I shitpost on sep7 how about yourself?? song just because http://youtu.be/lzZPplOiA5g
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« on: May 14, 2015, 01:47:56 PM »
Take care of each other okay This place could be so beautiful with a little effort on everyone's part moosic If I return I want to see that you guys improved okay
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« on: May 13, 2015, 08:33:36 PM »
 itt we cheer up and post dank memes <<
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« on: May 10, 2015, 07:16:04 PM »
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« on: May 10, 2015, 01:23:37 AM »
Seven for me
hbu
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« on: May 10, 2015, 12:36:31 AM »
did anyone die while I was away
do we have any children yet
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« on: May 01, 2015, 10:55:47 AM »
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« on: April 28, 2015, 01:33:08 AM »
If you could eliminate all your problems and be promised something good, something unknown, would you choose this lonely freedom over your current state?
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:39:53 PM »
Thank you mods from the bottom of my heart
Thanks to you good fellows, I am literally unbannable
: ) thanks
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:33:20 PM »
Do you belong here?
Where do you belong, huh?
WHERE IS YOUR REAL HOME
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« on: April 25, 2015, 10:14:39 PM »
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« on: April 25, 2015, 09:37:38 PM »
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:28:25 AM »
Will you ever say sorry for all the damage and destruction you have caused?
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« on: April 23, 2015, 01:07:03 AM »
"Gladdes, will you pass the margarine?" said Benjamin. He chewed on his steak while he grasped his knife and fork.
"There's only butter," Gladdes muttered as she passed the butter to Benjamin amidst the lively atmosphere of the trendy South Bronx restaurant.
"Gladdes," said Benjamin through mouthfuls of multigrain bread, "How about I butter your muffins later tonight."
LATER THAT NIGHT
The door of the apartment slammed open as Benjamin made out with Gladdes, who latched onto Benjamin's torso with both her arms and legs.
"Ohhhh Benjamin, take me, take me now!!"
Gladdes was hurled onto the luxurious pearl colored sofa. She took off her dress and panties, revealing a pristine bouquet of hydrangeas where the vagina would normally be
"Gladdes, I am almost cumming."
He hurriedly whipped out a garden hose out of his trousers and immediately unloaded all over Gladdes.
"OOHHHH BENJAMIN!!!"
He just kept cumming and cumming and cumming until the entire apartment was flooded. Gladdes' dog started to drown in the background
"Gladdes, you like that baby??" said Benjamin as a piece of cauliflower popped out of his butt.
"n0," moaned Gladdes.
LATER THAT NIGHT
The firemen had managed fix the flooded situation. Gladdes' dog was rescued and became the firemen's first mascot.
On the sofa, Benjamin caressed Gladdes' ample ass with butter.
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« on: April 22, 2015, 11:51:14 PM »
Something big is about to go down
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« on: April 21, 2015, 07:22:44 PM »
Share if you'd like
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« on: April 21, 2015, 12:19:18 PM »
I was walking on a forest path that overlooks a wide river. It was dusk, but all I could really see were storm clouds darkening the landscape.
I remember there used to be more trees there, and how I used to walk my dog through the place; both of those things aren't really here anymore.
Looking at the murky waters being tossled by the bellicose wind, I knew then that I was gone too. This world seems to be dying, and I think my life seemed to be a microcosm of this greater process. Death gives way to life, so I'm grateful in a way that soon I can become something new. I'm grateful for being part of this unknown process.
I just wish it didn't have to be this way, you know?
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« on: April 19, 2015, 03:09:55 AM »
You're inside a small, silver-colored stone circular place. The walls seem to stretch impossibly high, and there's no ceiling visible to you, only a soft, foggy light in its place. Everything inside the place is bright yet fuzzy at the same time.
On the floor before you are: a letter, a coffin, and a treasure chest.
You can only open one
What do you do?
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« on: April 15, 2015, 03:32:24 PM »
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« on: April 15, 2015, 03:22:44 PM »
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« on: April 12, 2015, 05:42:35 PM »
What will you create?
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« on: April 11, 2015, 09:46:11 PM »
I HAVE FAMILY
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« on: April 11, 2015, 01:43:25 AM »
based on personality not looks
for me it's a tie between Azure and Isara
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« on: April 11, 2015, 01:29:00 AM »
it's late here and I hear a woman shrieking or laughing......I can't tell
I live near the mall and I think that's where the noise is coming from
I hear lots of ambulances sooo
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« on: April 10, 2015, 03:06:25 PM »
who was in your typical squad?
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