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The Flood / Let me put this in Terms You Can Understand
« on: November 23, 2016, 02:32:48 PM »
This Is Me


This Is You

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The Flood / simple easy to prepare home receipts for the cooking thread
« on: November 06, 2016, 11:13:50 AM »
 some caramelized lettuce, little salmon infused roux pour it over deep fried duck microwave it for 3:50 whisk it put it in a the bowl, add some unleaded milk


s i m p l y  d e l i g h t



post your reicpies


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The Flood / Desktop Wallpaper Thread
« on: October 09, 2016, 11:35:06 AM »
Hi I Am New Here, Thought This Would Be A Good Introductory Thread For The People Within The Website Who's Name Is Sep7agon.Net


Please Post Wallpapers You Think Are Cool Exciting And Fun In The Spaces Below.



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The Flood / Gene Wilder to star in willy wonka prequel.
« on: August 29, 2016, 03:37:55 PM »
http://abc7.com/entertainment/gene-wilder-star-of-willy-wonka-star-new-movie-


did not expect this. Guess it will hand the character back to the master.

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The Flood / Exclusive AmA experience limited time only
« on: August 05, 2016, 09:59:06 AM »

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The Flood / Why doesn't verbatim eat the fish
« on: July 29, 2016, 12:37:26 PM »
If it can't feel the pain

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The Flood / Crayfish
« on: June 30, 2016, 12:31:52 AM »
Invade another country by overpopulating it with nothing but crayfish, and soon the entire country will be crayfish. People will form into crayfish, so will any organic lifeforms that are not a crayfish

post pictures of crayfish and other decapod crustaceans










YouTube

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The Flood / celebrity look alike thred eheheh
« on: June 20, 2016, 07:32:50 PM »

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The Flood / Happy Father's Day
« on: June 19, 2016, 01:35:42 PM »
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The Flood / OFFICIAL KIMBO SLICE MAUSOLEUM
« on: June 06, 2016, 11:38:16 PM »
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The Flood / Found this little shit. Decide it's fate
« on: June 03, 2016, 04:01:02 PM »
Fuckman tried hiding under my step grandfather's trailer.


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The Flood / Who was the first member of your family to have kids?
« on: June 03, 2016, 10:44:12 AM »
??


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The Flood / best meal COMBONATION?
« on: May 24, 2016, 05:17:55 PM »






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The Flood / What are you DRINKING To Night?
« on: May 24, 2016, 05:16:22 PM »

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The Flood / Post pictures of your favoUrite foods
« on: May 24, 2016, 05:15:45 PM »

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The Flood / what a time to be a live
« on: May 03, 2016, 03:16:51 PM »
YouTube



oh how colt 45 has fallen

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The Flood / wow a whole new world
« on: April 27, 2016, 06:11:12 PM »
YouTube


wow a whole new earth

we're going to make lsd legal in 20 years after we have explored the alpha centauri star system

but tbh thoughts?

for the record I've never partaken in the use of Lethargic Semitic Juices but besides the whole supernatural/evolutionary aspect the viddie does a good job rationalizing a medical or at least scientific application behind the drug imo.

anyone have any personal experiences micro-dosing? 

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Gaming / new normins sky gameplay
« on: April 12, 2016, 01:31:57 PM »
YouTube


updhate

crafting shit
YouTube

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The Flood / IQ test time
« on: April 12, 2016, 12:22:07 PM »
This may not be very accurate, and I know that only HWHITEs and HAsians are culturally inclined to succeed on the test... But take it anyway and post ur results it's only 20 questions don't cheat


http://www.free-iqtest.net



My eyequeue:


Score Guide: http://www.free-iqtest.net/iq-score-guide.asp

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The Flood / Went to Six Flags the other day (picture heavy)
« on: April 07, 2016, 04:57:39 PM »
rlly great to relive those childhood memories with friends and family and nsfw

Spoiler
i began to finger her. As I was fingering her she was rubbing my dick through my basketball shorts. I then started rubbing her clit and she grabbed my bare dick and started stroking it.

We spent about five to ten minutes making out and engaging in mutual masturbation when she decided to get on top of me and slowly lowered herself onto my penis.

The feeling was intense and I was glad I had previously masturbated because I would have blown my load way too soon. She rode me for a good while before I took over.

At first I let her stay on top as a railed her from below but I soon got bored and flipped her on the bed. We were now in the missionary position (which is the best position) and I was in rare form. I could feel myself slipping so I eased up and took it slow for the next ten minutes.

After I regained my composure I took her from behind and went to work. From the sound of it she was having a wonderful time but I was out of breath after 15 minutes.

As I collapsed on the bed I told her to get in the 69 position with her on top. With my cock in her mouth I began to eat her out, slow at first, and then quite quickly towards the end.

She lost control and began smashing her pussy into my face and I could tell she was close. After another five minutes she let out a loud moan and her legs began to spasm uncontrollably.

Now it was my turn. Having dated her for two years she knew I loved having my balls played with. She promptly started licking them and it wasn't long before I came.

We were both exhausted and passed out within minutes.

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The Flood / let's make this forum a better place
« on: April 01, 2016, 06:32:31 PM »
new rules


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The Flood / Batman V Superman Review
« on: March 28, 2016, 12:55:14 PM »
Batman V Superman opens in ancient Egypt as a powerful Pharaoh learns that his mistress and high priest have been fooling around behind his back. He confronts the pair, who respond by stabbing him to death. Before the guards can apprehend her, the mistress takes her own life, confident that her sorcerer/lover will resurrect her. But before the dark priest known as Imhotep can complete the task, he is seized by authorities who cut out his tongue, mummify him alive and bury him in a sarcophagus full of voracious scarabs.

Flashforward 3000 years to the 1920s. Despite the best efforts of warriors committed to keeping the hidden ruins of Hamunaptra a secret (and the mummy in his tomb), treasure seekers find the lost city of the dead, read from a book of the dead and, well, wake the dead. Needless to say, Imhotep—without his morning coffee—rises in a really bad mood and goes on a vengeful rampage against the people who interrupted his multi-millennial snooze. Led by Indiana Jones-wannabe Rick O'Connell, the group must defeat the slowly regenerating corpse before Imhotep kills them all and resurrects his forbidden love. It's a slam-bang special effects-fest that relies less on plot than on action that piles up a considerable body count. (my wife deserted me)

Positive Elements: Moments of heroism and self-sacrifice. One character's chronic disloyalty is held in low esteem. Modest flirtation between Rick and Evelyn avoids sexual overtones or innuendoes.

Spiritual Content: When cornered by the mummy, a conniving, weaselly man rattles through a necklace full of religious icons (including a cross and the star of David), reciting a prayer to each in hopes of escaping violent death. Imhotep is able to recreate plagues that God used to punish Egypt (locusts, flies, water to blood, darkness). In a climactic ceremony, Imhotep uses incantations and other occult means—including a human sacrifice—in an attempt to restore life to his mummified lover. He summons the undead to do battle with Rick (a scene reminiscent of the sword-wielding skeletons in Jason and the Argonauts) and is only thwarted when someone chants from another magical book.

Sexual Content: No sex, but the Pharaoh's mistress appears in a see-through mesh top and thong bottom (basically, naked). Someone uses a crude expression for genitalia.

Violent Content: Pretty much non-stop. At times Batman V Superman plays like a blast-anything-that-moves video game. Numerous men die in gunfights or at the points of swords during flurries of mass brutality and war. Some are stabbed with knives. Others catch fire. Rick survives being hung from gallows, though his fall through the platform is disturbingly explicit. Hungry beetles burrow underneath people's skin and eat them from the inside out, or swarm over bodies like a school of piranha, leaving a mess of bone and sinew. Slaves are melted by acid. Once Imhotep shakes the dust off and reenters the world, he starts sucking the life out of people in order to consume their organs and regenerate himself (one poor soul survives having his eyes gouged out and his tongue removed before Imhotep finishes him off). After a man dies in a plane crash, his body and the aircraft both sink into quicksand. Rick severs Imhotep's arm, but the monster reaches down and reattaches the limb. The movie's sizable body count—and high gross-out quotient—almost make it easy to overlook "unspectacular" violence including several fistfights and a scene in which the film's heroes drive recklessly through a crowded marketplace and mow down slow-moving locals.

Crude or Profane Language: Evelyn asks Rick for a vow of honesty by prompting, "Do you swear?" He replies, "Every damn day you fucking proto Egyptian nigger dune coon" Still, the language is surprisingly restrained for a PG-13 release. There's quite a bit of mild profanity, but no s- or f-words. Christian viewers will take exception to several exclamatory uses of the Lord's name.

Drug and Alcohol Content: Occasional alcohol use is aggravated by three scenes that play drunkenness for laughs. Reminded me of the fond memories me and my father made together.

Other Negative Elements: Accused of being deceptive, Jonathan tells his sister, Evelyn, "I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?" Lots of emaciated corpses litter the screen. Some moments exist solely to disgust squeamish viewers, such as the scene in which a partially decayed Imhotep kisses Evelyn on the mouth, or when he eliminates the annoying scarab traveling through his neck and toward his brain by crunching down on it with his rotting teeth. Yuck.

Summary: Batman V Superman staggers for a number of reasons. First, it dares audiences to think of the various time-honored serials and matinee favorites it's ripping off. For example, a scene on a burning boat seemed to be an imitation of the engulfed tavern sequence in Raiders of the Lost Ark (right down to the last-minute rescue of a vital map-producing artifact from the flames). Second, Batman V Superman is an uneven attempt at being an action-adventure/horror/comedy/romance all wrapped up in one. It loses its bearings about halfway through when its sense of humor takes over like a class clown who just doesn't know when to quit. It descends into silliness. Sure, there are a few funny moments and some really wild special effects (fully exploited in Universal's thrilling theatrical trailer), but that's about it. Once Christian families factor in lots of violence and dark, occult overtones, it becomes obvious that this film is pointless entertainment that's especially inappropriate for the 8- to 14-year-old boys most likely to be attracted to such incoherent eye-candy.


A+

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The Flood / WHAT DOES THIS WORD MEAN?
« on: March 24, 2016, 03:56:24 PM »
quixotic


you can't use the internet to find out what this words definition (meaning) "denotation" is


you have 24 hours

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The Flood / Hey guys I just jumped off a fucking CLIFF.
« on: March 19, 2016, 10:59:00 AM »
So it was a Friday night and as always me and my hundreds of living friends decided to do something exciting. After being offered a drugs and a sex my 100 friend said let's make a slomotion YouTube videao of us jumpng off a big high object after doign the drugs and sex adn many other social life changign event.

So we went to the big and Hugh and very large object and we DID do such a thing ahabahabahab

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The Flood / Birth of a meme (in detail)
« on: March 17, 2016, 06:30:09 PM »
KEYWORD: Duck Tales

duck                kcud

tales                selat


SELAT





Pencak Silat







James Mcavoy



James Mcavoy
Avoy


http://www.carepathways.com/oh/home-health-care-euclid/services.cfm?cid=199491878





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    • Richard Underwood
                                                                                                                                                                                               
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    this is half of a meme chain


    dare to complete it?

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