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The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.

^ that is a load of horse shit 

Base on the little information you know on me, post a pick that reminds you of this nobody on the internet. Along with your post put down a number between 100 and 500 and if you guess the right number I will make your pic my avatar.

>Patient wants to smoke in smoking area behind facility
>Sure, need a break anyway
>I use one of his matches in his box
>we get in there
>light him up
>blow on match
>having worked a double the day before yesterday I was sleep deprived
>brain didn't think about putting the hot match in the tower thing instead put it in garbage
>walk away cause the patient is wacky, slurp my starbucks right outside the area
>hear him yell 'halp! halp!' 'hay! hay! man!'
>roll eyes the fuck does he want now
>see a fucking fire next to table, trash is fueling it
>look at the two patients (lady was there already)
>both just sitting there not fazed that a FIRE is a few feet away
>start stepping on it
>see it spreading to a larger pile
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>kick larger pile away and continually smash it with my feet
>finally goes out
>"uhh sorry about nearly killing you two"
>MFW 
>get back to facility and tell supervisor what happen
>HRW >"Is the fire out?"
>...
>....
>.......
>"well?! is it out?!"
>no, i left it there cause I felt bad stepping on it a few dozen times. Yes its out."
Got relieved from work 2 hours before shift ends. Pretty sure she told our boss and they figured I was too dangerous due to sleep deprivation. Nobody has said anything to me yet.

I remember listening to this in the car and this was the most played song for the longest time. Didnt have a computer back then so I never got to look for it. Until now. My life is complete.

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/599580385/b

Post taboo shit.

http://www.sci-news.com/genetics/science-y-chromosomal-adam-01709.html

Dr Eran Elhaik from the University of Sheffield and his co-authors used conventional biological models to show that Y-chromosomal Adam is 8,300 years older than scientists originally believed. They put Y-chromosomal Adam within the time frame of the Mitochondrial Eve.

“We can say with some certainty that modern humans emerged in Africa a little over 200,000 years ago,” Dr Elhaik said.

The findings contradict a recent study – published in the American Journal of Human Genetics in February 2013 – which had claimed the human Y chromosome originated in a different species through interbreeding which dates Adam to be twice as old.

“In fact, their hypothesis creates a sort of space-time paradox whereby the most ancient individual belonging to Homo sapiens species has not yet been born. If we take the numerical results from previous studies seriously we can conclude that the past may be altered by the mother of Adam deciding not to conceive him in the future, thus, bringing a retroactive end to our species.”

“It is obvious that modern humans did not interbreed with hominins living over 500,000 years ago. It is also clear that there was no single Adam and Eve but rather groups of Adams and Eves living side by side and wandering together in our world.”

Dr Elhaik noted: “the question to what extend did our humans forbearers interbreed with their closest relatives is one of the hottest questions in anthropology that remains open.”

So, we're all very distant family. BROTHERS! 

You're at a party (i know nobody here goes, so just imagine you got invited to something in your life that wasn't forced) you meet a chick (imagine you actually talked to a girl in person without stuttering) you both drink and get shit face, you slightly less. But her, she gone. You take her back to your place and she starts getting frisky with you. She's more incoherent than Cammnator, what do you do with her? 

jajajaja

Do it.