this is your king, Edward II of England (aka lonepaul2441) speaking.

I'm sick and tired of all you faggots calling me a paedophile, I'll have you know that pederasty is a noble European tradition that dates back all the way to the philosophers and aristocrats of ancient Greece. Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Leonidas, and even Alexander all got in on the hot action of fucking young children up their tight little assholes. Even though the preceding names were all dirty satan-worshipping pagans, kiddy-diddling is a prud western tradition and I will not tolerate you Muslim heathens mocking my cultural heritage any longer. As we speak, I'm contacting my secret network of knights across the feudal levies and your holy city is being traced right now, so you'd better prepare for the storm, maggots, the storm that wipes out that pathetic little thing you call your caliphate. I can be anywhere, any time, I can kill you in over 700 different ways, and that's ust with my longsword. You're fucking dead kiddos.

pic related, it's me and my bitch

ps what kind of faggot forum requires moderator approval just to make a thead? suck my dick you nazis