Sup, haven't posted here in a while, been drowning myself in the cancer of Halo Waypoint.
I just gotta ask, does anyone really give a shit about 4K gaming? because Xbox and PS are pushing it right now, but honestly I think I only know about 2 people who have a TV that even supports 4K. TV's with that quality don't quite seem to be a household norm yet, definitely not like 1080p is.
Curious as to if this is a feature people are urgent for? will you go out and buy a 4K TV now? do you already have one? etc.

Sup mother fuckers. Guess what time it is. That's right.

Yes yes I know I posted this in the flood section and got my cock lynched. Didn't really think of putting this under the category of gaming because I barely talk about any features in the game except for the sketchy shit. As easily identifiable, I am a n00b to this dick ass site.

Today, I shall address the Fable series. Specifically 3.
Now i'm not a big fable guy for you, I've only partially played the first one (which was the biggest pile of oozing soul snatching shit i've ever had the displeasure of loading into my disc tray) and played the hell out of the third. Fable 3 is awesome, I love it, and from what I've heard, 2 is much better. I've recently purchased Fable 2 and look forward to jumping in, however from what I've been told "it has much more to do and has much more interactivity" now that... is actually worrying. 3 was fun, light hearted for parts but at its core was a bit edgy for me mate.

Like you could murder parents, orphaning their children, then kill all the staff at the orphanage, harass the children and then turn their tainted home into a fucking brothel! You could go online and meet creepy molesters who try tricking you into marriage and unprotected sex! You could witness a giant, demonic, hell being go bloody hentai on a middle aged man so fucking hard that it blinded the poor bastard! Not to mention the mass histaria you could induce in the populas, they would literally be throwing gifts at you and praising the sun in your name, as you're cutting down their family members and setting them on fire!

I'm curious if Fable 2 was edgier than this. What's within the realm of possibilities? Can I train my dog to kidnap people into slavery? Can I perform a PTSD inspiring and magical recreation of 9/11? Can I crash a plane with no survivors and set a specific time/date for when fear is appropriate?

And what will the new Fable Legends do? Group gang bang sessions with hookers who are re-incarnated as goblins? I just bought the fucking companion novel for that game and it's set to arrive tomorrow. I am to expect some human centipede level shit?
Share your thoughts and stories below folks massive throbbing fags
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