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Topics - Bonewheel Barry
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« on: October 26, 2018, 03:24:23 PM »
So much wasted potential.
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« on: November 20, 2017, 10:46:40 AM »
Prepare yourselves.
So, how are classes going?
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« on: August 22, 2017, 09:35:27 PM »
>fucking 50 pages of tiny ass text to read in a day
>fucking quiz on it tomorrow morning
>it ain't multiple choice either, we're talking balls to the wall fill in the blank
>so many britbong names to remember
>so many britbong writings to remember
>professor is a hardass, too
>mfw we're only 2 days into the semester
>mfw fucking dif eq is better than this crap
How are classes going for you guys?
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« on: August 19, 2017, 09:38:01 PM »
I've started getting back into the game a few days ago. Would be nice to play with other people considering all my friends hate the game to death.
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« on: March 25, 2017, 01:27:28 PM »
t4r
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« on: February 16, 2017, 08:54:40 AM »
>but it's been 30 minutes and still no sign of the discussion board
Discuss incompetence.
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« on: May 18, 2016, 11:04:22 PM »
Seriously, I haven't seen him around in ages. Where'd he go?
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« on: February 28, 2016, 05:08:49 PM »
I guess most of the folks here have an Xbone or PC, but for the few that have played Bloodborne, why not discuss your experiences with it? Complaints? Praises?
My thoughts: Parries are bullshit in PvP and Skill needs a visceral damage nerf on other players. Of course, they'll likely never patch this game anymore but one can hope.
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« on: September 28, 2015, 10:23:14 AM »
I gotta say, the game is hilarious despite being weeby trash. All you need is a chat lobby of idiots and a livestream of the game to have a decent time. Of course, it's nowhere near worth it if you don't go in expecting to act retarded with your buds.
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« on: September 02, 2015, 10:13:57 AM »
Here's a figurative and literal shitpost. Feel free to do what you please, I don't care.
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« on: August 23, 2015, 05:18:18 PM »
I got kicked out of my home. Long story short, I don't very much like my family, they don't like me. I went out to eat with my friends, no alcohol mind you, come home to find everyone pissed at me about not telling them where I went even though I did text them. Things got personal, harsh insults and threats were thrown at a very dear friend of mine, so I left with my stuff.
There you go, the finale to my last summer before college tomorrow. Go crazy or something.
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« on: March 23, 2015, 07:51:13 PM »
Proof of Kalameet being superior, plus other bosses wrecking each other. #pchackerrace
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« on: February 27, 2015, 07:43:50 PM »
After getting a job and earning money, I discovered the incredible power of Netflix. The first thing I did was watch Futurama, and now I'm done with that shit. Anyway, discus the power of Netflix or similar services.
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« on: February 20, 2015, 08:37:55 PM »
What up?
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« on: December 20, 2014, 12:56:57 PM »
PC gaming, here I am.
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« on: November 10, 2014, 07:42:34 PM »
T4R
I'll go first, I suppose.
So there I was, PvPing in Dark Souls 2 at Iron Keep, shitting on people with pyromancy. Well, lo' and behold, the most generic, meta, copy/paste mage invades me right as I'm about to put down my dragon sign. The dude's in Lion Mage gear, is using a Crystal Magic weapon buffed Ice Rapier, and comes charging at me courageously. Well, for some of you guys I fought you'll know my pyromancer isn't just any old pyromancer. No, his true purpose is to be as anti-mage as possible and as draconic as possible, so basically Kalameet. With a little help from my buddy Iron Flesh, I become ridiculously tanky against any magic or dex weapon.
Continuing the story, our hero Mr. Mage, comes charging at me ready for for what he perceives is an easy victory, but little does he know I had Iron Flesh active. He pokes me with his seemingly OP weapon, but is shocked when it barely damages my healthbar. He furiously continues to stab me, and I continue to let him just to show he invaded the wrong guy. I smash him with my Black Dragon Warpick and take out a decent chunk of his health. What does he do? He runs into the keep in fear of my defense. I just spam "Welcome" as he runs away.
Mr. Mage comes back after a minute, fully healed, this time with a dark buffed Chaos Blade, another cheese weapon. Once again, I laugh at his pathetic damage and bust his ass some more with my warpick. He retreats yet again, this time coming back with the hexes out. I let him spam Great Resonant Soul with my shield up, snickering all the while at his piss poor damage. Out comes the Dark Fog from his staff, but it's no match for my 99 poison moss. He's getting really desperate at this point, and runs down to the lava platforms to try to bait me down there. That ain't me.
There he is, on the platforms for a good two minutes. I just stand up on the bridge spamming "Welcome." At this point I'm in tears from laughter, so seeing he was out of range of spells and would take a bit to get back to me, I decide to mess with him with some good old fashion taunt messages. Here's the conversation, word for word.
Me: "Pathetic"
Mr. Mage: "not with that iron flesh pothetic loser"
Me: "Nice spelling there, bud. Hey, aren't mages supposed to be intelligent?"
At this point I think I finally got to him, because he jumps to his death into the lava.
Me: "See ya, nerd."
Mr. Mage: "nice ur dumb copying utubers faggot"
I don't know what the hell he's babbling about. I don't really watch any youtubers.
Me: "Once again, intelligence?"
Got 'em.
TL;DR: Scummy mage got what was coming.
Alright, my Flood buddies, tell me your stories.
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« on: November 05, 2014, 07:10:26 PM »
Is second only to Shrek.
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« on: October 12, 2014, 12:59:30 PM »
 >over 14,000 health first playthrough >more than 30,000 health max playthrough >gigantic elemental defenses, so no magic cheese >purposely delays attacks to catch you if you roll too early >stupidly high poise damage, so no shields if you want to live >will immediately rush you if you try to heal >powers up to a super-mega-ultimate destroy mode when at half health >will immediately power up if he sees you using Velstadt's armor >has an extremely powerful AoE attack >easily one-shots most players when in super mode >has a badass theme Discuss difficult, but awesome, bosses.
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« on: September 19, 2014, 11:39:40 PM »
isharted69
That is all.
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« on: September 17, 2014, 08:18:18 PM »
McDonalds said they call back at 6 today to notify when/if I start. They never did.
Oh well, on to the next business within walking distance.
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« on: September 15, 2014, 07:45:52 PM »
AMA anything.
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« on: September 08, 2014, 08:19:37 PM »
*egotism intensifies*
*ama intensifies*
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