Quote from: Professor James T. Brown on March 14, 2015, 07:17:33 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 14, 2015, 07:14:03 PM

Quote from: Professor James T. Brown on March 14, 2015, 07:12:10 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 14, 2015, 07:09:56 PM

Oh yeah, and that whole Professor James T. Brown alt account, that by far is the biggest joke on this site.

Here's the thing, I don't really care about this shit anymore. Say that I need help, say that I'm retarded, etc, it doesn't bother me anymore.

I'm beyond disappointing anyway, I actually wanted this site to be an awesome place for everyone to post in and invite friends over, but sadly it's a /b/ wannabe website or Newgrounds wannabe website.

There is no passion in this community, only disappointment.

Then be that passion this community needs, Armen!  Rise above the hate and become a champion of virtue.  Perhaps you are the user that this site needs right now to save it from its own Hell.  I can guide you Armen, you just need to let me help you.

I don't know who's alt this is, but you're not funny.

This joke with you being some kind of "professional" has gone on long enough. You're nothing more but a roleplay alt account, your posts don't make things any better, it only makes things even worse.

And if I needed any "professional help" it sure as hell as wouldn't be from you.

This is no joke Armen, this is just a single man from Georgia who wants to try and help those who feel like outcasts to fit in.  And my posts "don't make things any better" because you keep seeing them as jokes, which is most likely your mind trained to see helpful advice as attacks or similar things.

If you expect me to take someone with that kind of user name, and this kind of avatar seriously...



You are beyond mistaken. You're a lost cause. The Jig is up, you're nothing more but a role play account, and you will never make anything here with me better.

That is because that is a professional picture of myself that the college took for my portfolio.  I am not a role play account Armen, I genuinely want to help you.  But you are proving to be too stubborn.  Cool down, drink some ice water and calm your mind.  You know that I have expert advice to share with you.

Oh yeah, and that whole Professor James T. Brown alt account, that by far is the biggest joke on this site.

Here's the thing, I don't really care about this shit anymore. Say that I need help, say that I'm retarded, etc, it doesn't bother me anymore.

I'm beyond disappointing anyway, I actually wanted this site to be an awesome place for everyone to post in and invite friends over, but sadly it's a /b/ wannabe website or Newgrounds wannabe website.

There is no passion in this community, only disappointment.

Then be that passion this community needs, Armen!  Rise above the hate and become a champion of virtue.  Perhaps you are the user that this site needs right now to save it from its own Hell.  I can guide you Armen, you just need to let me help you.

Dustanne, do we need to talk about your sexual identity again?

Women are the source of all evil on this earth.

I have to disagree with you, Waifu Master.  Women can be more emotional than men, and can prove to be very harmful psychologically than physically.  However they are very important to this Earth.  God created Eve so that she could give birth to Adam's sons.  Women are needed to help populate this planet, and we should be extremely grateful to have them.  If it weren't for women, you would not exist.

go for it

You have an obsession with Pokemon.

I am truly sorry, but there's just no other way to say it.  90% of your posts consist of something Pokemon-related to the point where it is unhealthy.  Are you angry, Alphy?  With the amount of time you spend playing your Pocket Monster games, you seem to enjoy sending out cute looking animals to do your work for you, namely beating other cute creatures to a bloody pulp until they faint (or most likely fall into deep comas).  I believe a person would only do this kind of thing if there was something eating away at them, making them angry.

I promise, I wasn't a saint growing up myself.  When I got angry, I would usually hit my wall, or go to the local arcade and play violent video games.  When I grew older, I realized how silly it seemed to be so angry to the point I was playing a game and wishing that whatever I was shooting or fighting was actually dead.

That is why I turned to God.  He shined His light upon me and opened my eyes.  I stopped being angry, and instead acted in kindness and sincerity.  Let me help you find Him, Alphy.  Please contact me using the Private Messaging system.

Me first

I am very sorry, you were not first this time around.

It is good that you have chosen to abstain sexually, Jive Turkey.  In doing so, you are lowering your chance of catching Sexually Transmitted Diseases such as AIDs and HIV by a whopping 500%!  You are allowing yourself to live life without the vices and sin that drive most men, usually to their own graves.  You are also staying active, which  improves your heart and life expectancy by an astounding 700% compared to 56% of Americans!  I am proud of you, my son, and expect great things from your future when you grow older.

If you wish, I can help improve your spirituality.  Please contact me through the Private Messaging system.

I need help Professor!

Val 'Ketam, formerly known as Rocketman287.  Where do I begin with you, young man?  I am delighted that you are a fellow follower of Christ like I am, and your music is good.  You have a lot of talent inside of you and I cannot wait to see that talent blossom like a spring flower.

However, your attitudes are troubling.  Last night, you targeted Decimator Omega--formerly known as Explosion Imminent, publicly known as Armen--and opted to make fun of him despite knowing his Autistic and Obsessive Internet disorders.  Why would you do these things, when Christ taught us to lend a hand to the afflicted?  Why, Val?  I pray you did not get any joy or satisfaction out of committing these atrocities, because Jesus would never approve of such behavior.

He tended to the mentally and physically afflicted, he aided those who suffered.  I did not see you aiding Decimator Omega or defending him from the onslaught of ill-minded posters.  You actually participated.  Now I see why you are no longer a moderator, and it saddens me to think a Christian would do such things.

If there are troubles in your life, please message me using the Private Messaging system.  I would love to talk it over with you, and would be more than thrilled to help you back on your path to God.  You cannot stray.  Please Rocketman, think over what I have said.  Talk to me.

You probably don't even know who I am

I'm afraid of I have no information on you.  You are a maverick however, so hopefully you will surpass John McCain in that area

who the fuck let this nigger in?

Please refrain from racist language.   It does not bother me since living in the South has forced me to grow up learning to let those terms bounce off of me.

 Now Officer Dank, formerly known as Officer Nasty, you are a rather interesting case.  You frequently post memes and seem to associate yourself with the Game of Thrones character Ramsay Snow.  I hope this is just merely a sort of disturbing appreciation of the character,  and not a slow mental progression into actually becoming the character.

I have seen this happen before when a student of mine got into the Harry Potter series.  One day he donned a pointy hood, white robes, and waved a wand around naming himself "The Grand Wizard " and tried casting spells on people.  Today, he remains in a mental institute.  I do not wish for you to suffer the same fate and I will he praying for you.

Shoot.

I would be honored, Meta Cognition.   You obviously have a very good head on your shoulders and are a very bright man when it comes to economics. 

However I feel your talent is wasted here.  Instead of actually going out to do something with that talent, you waste it by debating with users on an internet forum that, clearly, are intellectually inferior to you.

And you must take care of yourself.   Such a brilliant mind also comes with a huge ego that you display almost daily.  Yes, you are a genius compared to many users on this forum, but you seem to deify yourself and look down your noses at some people.  This is troublesome and is something you must work on Meta.

This will be my only evaluation for now, I must teach a class in ten minutes. I will respond to the rest of you soon.

Quote from: Professor James T. Brown on February 18, 2015, 03:56:35 AM

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Quote from: Professor James T. Brown on February 18, 2015, 03:49:04 AM

To put him in the same category of brave men like Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and John Wayne is an insult to real Americans.

This is what I think of your disrespectful attitude towards Hulk Hogan, brother

Yes, this picture demonstrates Terry Bollea's American Values.



I apologize for being sarcastic.

Well... looks like what The Iron Sheik said about Hulk Hogan was true after all

I would not call Terry Bollea a "true American."  It is well-documented that he sided with America when the treasonous Sergeant Slaughter allied with Iran and betrayed his American values for Muslim radicalism, but Bollea is not a true American.  He has cheated on his wife, he has disgraced his son and shamelessly exploits his daughter, and was a member of the New World Order, implying he preferred radical Liberal and Big Government ideas rather than American Christian values.

To put him in the same category of brave men like Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Dwight D. Eisenhower, and John Wayne is an insult to real Americans.

Quote from: Professor James T. Brown on February 18, 2015, 03:39:36 AM

Decimator Omega, you have changed your opening post to an image of United States money instead of having it consist of anger.  This is a good first step, and I hope we can help you on your path to ridding you of your addictive disorder and easing your mind, allowing you to accept the mean posts of users that target you and implement the "I'm rubber, you're glue" mentality that you need.

I am praying for you my friend.

HOLY CRAP MAKE IT STOP DOCTOR BROWN XD

Val 'Ketam, formerly known as Rocketman287, please calm down.  This is not a laughing matter.  It's a serious matter that should concern everybody here.  Do you walk into a doctor's office and laugh at a patient because he was just told he has cancer?  Do you walk in on a therapist session that has a patient suffering from serious mental afflictions and guffaw at his torture?

Reach to God my friend and follow His path of righteousness.  Do not mock others who are suffering, but lend your hand and help them to their feet.

Quote from: challengerX on February 18, 2015, 03:17:36 AM

You're the one with the problem. If anybody makes a single joke about you, you lose your shit.

Quote from: Explosion Imminent on February 18, 2015, 03:15:54 AM

So after changing my display name and creating this thread. do you see the people that give me the most shit here? If these people didn't do anything I would have been sane, hell if Blazed never made that thread none of this would have ever happened.

Do anyone here understand my concern at all? Anyone? And no. I don't have that internet addiction bullshit. Otherwise I'd beat Noelle in activity on the forums.

And I'm not fast enough to reply to everyone's post, as I'm writing this a new post is made and sometimes the thread gets locked before I even have the chance to say anything and actually fucking post it.

If no one can understand anything from my fucking perspective with what I'm trying to do here with the sole reason of creating this thread, then clearly nothing will ever get you to actually understand and have you think rationally for once.

Because it's not a normal fucking thread. It's a thread for everyone to point and laugh at me. I never see a positive thread about me on here. Not one. Others get one.

If it makes you feel better, I have not had a positive thread about me either.  We can connect, Decimator Omega.  I just need you to cooperate.

Please.

Quote from: Professor James T. Brown on February 18, 2015, 03:04:53 AM

Quote from: Explosion Imminent on February 18, 2015, 03:03:20 AM

Quote from: Professor James T. Brown on February 18, 2015, 02:55:53 AM

Decimator Omega, now known as Explosion Imminent, publicly known as Armen, I think we need to address your issues.  You clearly have a problem with people on forums, and it stretches beyond your autism (I apologize for your condition by the way, it is an extremely unfortunate thing to happen to a bright young man such as yourself.)  I think you may have a disorder known as Internet Addiction Disorder.

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Internet addiction disorder (IAD), now more commonly called problematic Internet use (PIU)[1] or compulsive Internet use (CIU).[2] Other overlapping terms include Internet overuse, problematic computer use or pathological computer use – and even iDisorder.[3] These terms avoid the word addiction and are not limited to any single cause, but only reflect a general statement about excessive computer use that interferes with daily life.[4]

IAD was originally proposed as a disorder in a satirical hoax by Ivan Goldberg, M.D., in 1995,[5] though some later researchers have taken his essay seriously. He took pathological gambling as diagnosed by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) as his model for the description of IAD.[6] IAD receives coverage in the press, and possible future classification as a psychological disorder continues to be debated and researched in the psychiatric community.[7] A systematic review of PIU identified a lack of standardization of the conceptualization of PIU as a major impediment to advancing this area of study.[8]

Other habits such as reading, playing computer games, or watching very large numbers of Internet videos or movies are all troubling only to the extent that these activities interfere with normal life. IAD is often divided into subtypes by activity, such as excessive, overwhelming, or inappropriate Internet pornography use, gaming, online social networking, blogging, email,[9] or Internet shopping (shopping addiction).[10] Opponents note that compulsive behaviors may not themselves be addictive.[11]

Internet addiction is a subset of a broader "technology addiction". Obsession with technology started with radio in the 1930s and with television in the 1960s, but has recently exploded in importance during the current digital age.[3] A study published in the journal Cyberpsychology, Behavior, and Social Networking (2014) suggests that prevalence of Internet addiction varies considerably between countries and is inversely related to quality of life. [12]

Source of my information:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder

I think you may need to cease your internet activity, or at the very least start a consistent process of slowly weaning yourself away from your computer.  I know a good therapist that can help you, he even allows Skype conferences if you cannot make it to his office.

Please, Decimator Omega, now known as Explosion Imminent, I want to help you.  But you have to push yourself as well, my friend and I cannot do this alone.  We need you to commit with us.  Please PM me for information.

God speed.

Oh, now you accuse me of this shit? Go kill yourself. Who the fuck are you anyway?

Decimator Omega, now known as Explosion Imminent, please calm down.  I am actually trying to help you.  I was only suggesting what condition you may suffer from due to your displays here on this forum.  Please, send me a message so I may refer you to my therapist friend.

You sound like one of those annoying chat bots. Now piss off. You're nothing but garbage.

You are trying to offend me, but it will not work.  I have worked with students and have friends that have acted more cruel than you have.  But, I do not blame you.  You are obviously someone who needs help, someone crying out for attention.

Let me help you.  Please, Decimator Omega.  You are a good and talented person and it would be a shame to have all that talent wasted because of your disorders.  Please contact me through the private messaging system.

Quote from: Professor James T. Brown on February 18, 2015, 02:55:53 AM

Decimator Omega, now known as Explosion Imminent, publicly known as Armen, I think we need to address your issues.  You clearly have a problem with people on forums, and it stretches beyond your autism (I apologize for your condition by the way, it is an extremely unfortunate thing to happen to a bright young man such as yourself.)  I think you may have a disorder known as Internet Addiction Disorder.

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Internet addiction disorder (IAD), now more commonly called problematic Internet use (PIU)[1] or compulsive Internet use (CIU).[2] Other overlapping terms include Internet overuse, problematic computer use or pathological computer use – and even iDisorder.[3] These terms avoid the word addiction and are not limited to any single cause, but only reflect a general statement about excessive computer use that interferes with daily life.[4]

IAD was originally proposed as a disorder in a satirical hoax by Ivan Goldberg, M.D., in 1995,[5] though some later researchers have taken his essay seriously. He took pathological gambling as diagnosed by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) as his model for the description of IAD.[6] IAD receives coverage in the press, and possible future classification as a psychological disorder continues to be debated and researched in the psychiatric community.[7] A systematic review of PIU identified a lack of standardization of the conceptualization of PIU as a major impediment to advancing this area of study.[8]

Other habits such as reading, playing computer games, or watching very large numbers of Internet videos or movies are all troubling only to the extent that these activities interfere with normal life. IAD is often divided into subtypes by activity, such as excessive, overwhelming, or inappropriate Internet pornography use, gaming, online social networking, blogging, email,[9] or Internet shopping (shopping addiction).[10] Opponents note that compulsive behaviors may not themselves be addictive.[11]

Internet addiction is a subset of a broader "technology addiction". Obsession with technology started with radio in the 1930s and with television in the 1960s, but has recently exploded in importance during the current digital age.[3] A study published in the journal Cyberpsychology, Behavior, and Social Networking (2014) suggests that prevalence of Internet addiction varies considerably between countries and is inversely related to quality of life. [12]

Source of my information:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder

I think you may need to cease your internet activity, or at the very least start a consistent process of slowly weaning yourself away from your computer.  I know a good therapist that can help you, he even allows Skype conferences if you cannot make it to his office.

Please, Decimator Omega, now known as Explosion Imminent, I want to help you.  But you have to push yourself as well, my friend and I cannot do this alone.  We need you to commit with us.  Please PM me for information.

God speed.

I approve of this alt



Two claps for you.

Mr. Psychologist, as I have said to Carson I am not an alt.  I do appreciate the claps however, thank you.

Decimator Omega, now known as Explosion Imminent, publicly known as Armen, I think we need to address your issues.  You clearly have a problem with people on forums, and it stretches beyond your autism (I apologize for your condition by the way, it is an extremely unfortunate thing to happen to a bright young man such as yourself.)  I think you may have a disorder known as Internet Addiction Disorder.

Internet addiction disorder (IAD), now more commonly called problematic Internet use (PIU)[1] or compulsive Internet use (CIU).[2] Other overlapping terms include Internet overuse, problematic computer use or pathological computer use – and even iDisorder.[3] These terms avoid the word addiction and are not limited to any single cause, but only reflect a general statement about excessive computer use that interferes with daily life.[4]

IAD was originally proposed as a disorder in a satirical hoax by Ivan Goldberg, M.D., in 1995,[5] though some later researchers have taken his essay seriously. He took pathological gambling as diagnosed by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) as his model for the description of IAD.[6] IAD receives coverage in the press, and possible future classification as a psychological disorder continues to be debated and researched in the psychiatric community.[7] A systematic review of PIU identified a lack of standardization of the conceptualization of PIU as a major impediment to advancing this area of study.[8]

Other habits such as reading, playing computer games, or watching very large numbers of Internet videos or movies are all troubling only to the extent that these activities interfere with normal life. IAD is often divided into subtypes by activity, such as excessive, overwhelming, or inappropriate Internet pornography use, gaming, online social networking, blogging, email,[9] or Internet shopping (shopping addiction).[10] Opponents note that compulsive behaviors may not themselves be addictive.[11]

Internet addiction is a subset of a broader "technology addiction". Obsession with technology started with radio in the 1930s and with television in the 1960s, but has recently exploded in importance during the current digital age.[3] A study published in the journal Cyberpsychology, Behavior, and Social Networking (2014) suggests that prevalence of Internet addiction varies considerably between countries and is inversely related to quality of life. [12]

Source of my information:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_addiction_disorder

I think you may need to cease your internet activity, or at the very least start a consistent process of slowly weaning yourself away from your computer.  I know a good therapist that can help you, he even allows Skype conferences if you cannot make it to his office.

Please, Decimator Omega, now known as Explosion Imminent, I want to help you.  But you have to push yourself as well, my friend and I cannot do this alone.  We need you to commit with us.  Please PM me for information.

God speed.