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The Flood / Re: Women enjoy cat calling if you're attractive
« on: July 02, 2015, 03:03:23 PM »
Actually on topic, being attractive'll give you an in on it, but if the actual contents of said cat calling makes you come off as annoying, obnoxious or creepy, then you're still going to get a negative response.

If you don't fuck it up, that's called being suave.

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The Flood / Re: Women enjoy cat calling if you're attractive
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:54:08 PM »
And I'm pretty sure a man would have different reactions to a 115 5'4 blonde bombshell make a joke about riding his dick than if the same joke was made by a 280 5'4 landwhale.
This is so ridiculous. I'm not some feeble "alpha male" cro magnon, I am a sophisticated scholar of the mind, and see beauty in intellectual grace.

You wanna get with this, you better be cat calling in iambic pentameter

And no ripping off Shakespeare, because I WILL know...

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The Flood / Re: The new members are so cool!
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:50:00 PM »
Tru is Bungle's resident pegboy.
You think its any different here?

Yes, because here you're the most popular one. There's a constant demand, and you control the supply.

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The Flood / Re: Women enjoy cat calling if you're attractive
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:47:40 PM »
I agree like, 95%.

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The Flood / Re: Why Do Scrubs Cat Call?
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:22:30 PM »
I'm a guy from Bungle, and I'm here 'cause I thought of that joke to add onto Winy's post. That's literally it.

It's been a boring day.

EDIT: Oh right, meant to quote. Eh, fuck it.

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The Flood / Re: Why Do Scrubs Cat Call?
« on: July 02, 2015, 02:10:44 PM »
I have literally never heard anyone cat call in my entire life.
Dude don't you watch cartoons?

Cartoons perfectly reflect typical human behavior.

Gosh.

Those fucking New York construction workers on lunch break, man.

Sittin' up on those girders, thinkin' they're kings of the world.

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