Florida sucks massive dick and is humidity central, and southern hospitality is a myth. There's excellent barbecue everywhere in America.

The only spot in Florida that suffers a shit ton of humidity is way down south Florida, pretty much everywhere in the Miami area. Central and North Florida is pretty much the same as every other southern state.

Alright bitches, I've been seeing a lot of talk from some of you northfags about how the south is so bad and everything about it sucks. Well, as a full-time southerner, I'm here to prove you fuckers wrong. Here's my comprehensive list of reasons why the south is superior to the north:

1) Southern hospitality. It's possible to strike up conversation with almost anyone you run in to, because we're generally nicer than you northern city folk. Hell, you get smiles and warm greetings from everywhere. What do you get if you try to start conversation with the typical city hipster? A smug expression and a weak "hello."

2) Real barbecue, not that hamburgers and hotdogs bullshit that northerners call barbecue. I'm talking about beef brisket slow cooked for hours, ribs, baked beans, coleslaw, pulled pork, barbecued chicken. Top all of that off with an endless variety of homemade BBQ sauces and you're in food heaven.

3) Warm weather pretty much year round. This one depends on where in the south you are, because some southern states can experience some rough winters. However, places like central Florida, which barely get temperatures below 60 degrees, is paradise. Anyone who'd rather sit inside a dingy basement because it's too cold to go outside than chill at a beach and watch hot babes in bikinis is clearly suffering from a mental illness.

4) Cleaner air and environments. Big cities are fucking disgusting compared to the southern countryside. I'd much rather breathe in clean air than choking on car exhaust-poisoned air in a city.

5) Sweet tea. I can't stress this enough, sweet tea is possibly the greatest southern drink to exist, and it's a shame that northfags either never experience it and just stereotype, or they've had some knock-off mass produced shit and associate that with all sweet tea.


That's all I've got so far, but please, try and challenge me northfags. I dare you.

Quote from: Officer Nasty on September 18, 2014, 12:01:14 AM

Y'all are some morbid motherfuckers.

Yes, I would try to help him, because I believe that suicide is taking the easy way out of problems.

So you would force him to the harder path? Who's the dick now.

Yeah the foreseeable future might be hard, but it shouldn't be worth taking your life away. We're all given one life, why take it all away because you aren't willing to go through a rough patch and fix your own problems?

Fired from a job? Sweet, you get unemployment checks, now try and find another job.

Wife divorced you? That's tough, but maybe it was your fault and there's something that you need to fix?

Wife took the kids? ^ see above

When I use words like 'you' here, I'm not specifically talking about you, it's just the way i make examples.

Quote from: Officer Nasty on September 17, 2014, 08:58:59 PM

I don't have it on me right now, but I have a piece that's shaped like Thor's hammer. Has a little scooby-snack collector on the bottom and glows in the dark.

Post pic when possible!

will do, senor

Did you take my advice?

rate me like one of your french girls, fgt

Nope.

Yes.

wait are you not a mod anymore?

Make me

do it or I'll stop having sex with you

Judge me fgt

Remember to assert your dominance over your employer by taking a shit on their desk and smearing their face in it.

Nope, but whoever it is, they keep bumping old threads of mine

Quote from: Officer Nasty on September 15, 2014, 06:46:31 PM

Goji
Plasma Pistol (Eagle)
Jim

Goji is here bruh

Wait really? I never see him post

I thought this was common knowledge?

Try xbox.com

Goddamn it I really don't want to laugh but I have to

hit me with ur best shot fgt