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The Flood / How's everyone doing this evening?
« on: September 27, 2014, 12:21:00 AM »
I'm just sitting here at the lakefront with a couple brewskis and a black & mild, trying to get my mind off some stuff. Getting some quality alone time to think about life.

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The Flood / Re: Why did you join Sep7agon?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:24:38 PM »
Banned and because too many black people.
the only black person here is yourself

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The Flood / Re: If a woman sucks your dick
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:21:19 PM »

only fags like girls
stop being a faggot and let me suck your dick

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:20:14 PM »

Umm, sex has been mediocre.
Best experience though? I took this Latina's virginity, fucked in the bathroom, I was on top railing her, lasted a measly 20 minutes. We clean up, go cuddle on the couch, 10 minutes of cuddling she kisses me and says lets do it again. She rode me like a pro.
After that she was addicted to sex, wanted it all the time, didn't matter when or where lol
you fucked in the bathroom for 20 minutes? holy fuck dude that must have been uncomfortable

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The Flood / Re: Another help thread
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:18:05 PM »

Back when my mom shopped for me she always bought me stuff from this store called "The Buckle." For those of you who don't know it's where all the tools and douches go to shop. It's where you find stuff like Affliction, Fox, Hurley, Society, Rock Revival etc. I still wear these brands and look like a total douche and no I don't care.
you trying to tell me that Hurley is a douche brand? Because goddamn it I rock the fuck out of my purple Hurley shirt

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What will you have me do?
spread your arse cheeks for Cheat

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The Flood / Re: Why did you join Sep7agon?
« on: September 26, 2014, 11:12:37 PM »

I joined becuz teh peeple here post an play gaems 2gethur and dont afraid of anything
I fucking love your avatar, dude.

Long live the Trio

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The Flood / Re: Least favorite Floodians?
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:13:16 PM »
Decimator Omega.
Door.
Dustin.
PSU.
Max.
Slash.
Meta.
Gatsby.
Kiyo.
Focnr.
Cheat.
Tru.
Ossku.
Rocketman.
Zesty.
Officer Nasty.
Challenger.
Kinder.
Sentra.
Bervatim.

All cunts.
can we all ravage each other at the same time? ;)

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:47:19 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >Be me
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:46:43 PM »
Son.

Your uncle is gay.
Lol no he isnt.
Yeah my uncles husband is a man, they live together and even sleep in the same bed but to be gay you have to put a penis in your butt. And my uncle specifically told me he doesn't do that. So stop spreading rumours or I'll sue you for thousands if not millions
I...

._.
Don't believe me? I've already sent this to my lawyer. Here he is.
Spoiler
He specialises in these kind of cases.
is...is that kinder?

FUCKING LOL

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:44:51 PM »
Well this thread is going nowhere.
your mom is going nowhere

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:33:01 PM »
How do I find a chubby gf who will let me kiss her tummy?
>having trouble finding fat chicks
What, you live in Korea or something?
No, I just can't get a gf at all
Oh come on, fat chicks are desperate. Just hit up craigslist. BBW heaven.
But I don't want a landwhale, I want more of a sealwoman
Then look for the ones who describe themselves as "HWP"
Handy With Penis?
Lol, but no.
Heavy Weight Pussy?
Negative.

The term stands for "Height Weight Proportionate"

Protip: Nobody who ever refers to themselves as HWP is HWP.
i'm totally HWP what are you talking about Das

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:24:55 PM »
Cowgirl.
o.O
is that a magnum in your pants or are you just excited to see me;)

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:13:33 PM »
Virgin :^(

Buuuuuut, doggy and cowgirl do interest me

Lenny face
don't you have a qt3.14 gf?
Yeah :/
why won't she pleasure your pen0r?

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:11:35 PM »
The only advantage I see of having a vagina is that it's self lubricating.
Not worth the other tradeoffs, IMO.
i definitely enjoy not having blood spew out of my genitals

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:08:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:08:03 PM »
Virgin :^(

Buuuuuut, doggy and cowgirl do interest me

Lenny face
don't you have a qt3.14 gf?

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:06:47 PM »
Fun fact!
I hate giving from behind, but I'm dying to take it from behind.

Hypocrite, I know, I know.
wait what

so you don't like being the pitcher?

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:53:50 PM »
I wish.
lets make that wish come true ;)

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The Flood / Re: Touching yourself to that video we made a month ago
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:50:36 PM »
somebody take one for the team and post it

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:37:59 PM »
Cowgirl.
normal or reverse cowgirl?

i find reverse to be hot as fuck

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The Flood / Re: >tfw your mother is a fucking idiot
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:16:45 PM »
kick her in the balls

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:14:14 PM »
I have none, but if any one wants to give tips for your first time it would be appreciated.
if you have sex for the first time with another virgin, you'll both have no idea what to do and it might not be that enjoyable.

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:11:42 PM »
If you want to shoot jizz like a porn star, the secret is holding on right before you cum. When you feel right when you are about to, try to not cum. See if you can hold it for like 10 or 15 seconds. When you finally do let it go, you shoot it out and get distance. Its weird too, you start jizzing, but 5 seconds later you get an INTENSE orgasm. Its like cumming twice.
isn't that like the same thing as "edging?"

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The Flood / Re: "Abusing" the report function
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:06:19 PM »
okay verby

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:05:54 PM »
goddamn it, i want some actual discussion in here

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The Flood / Re: GET IN HERE
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:51:28 PM »
why don't you guys just use the actual sep7 community?
Oh, it's official? What makes it official, and what renders us capable of creating our own?
nothing's stopping you from making your own, it's just that we already have bouncers and rules in place for the real sep7 community

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:48:40 PM »
This thread tho.
THIS THREAD THO!
u got somethin 2 say m8

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Nah nasty, that was only you. There is no initiation.
Goddamn it, this happened to me with Bnet Elitists as well

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:47:08 PM »
Daddy!
What's sex?
Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they like to show their love through sexual intercourse

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