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The Flood / Re: Why not make 2 different "Flood" forums
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:18:56 PM »
fe fi fo fum
I smell the shit off whiteflames shoes
Spoiler

fucking rekt m9
i knew adding the picture to my photobucket would come in useful one day
FUCKING LOL

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The Flood / Snapchat
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:15:55 PM »
any of you fgts wanna add me on Snapchat? I promise it will be worthwhile  ;D

name is d_slam95

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The Flood / Re: Should I buy this t shirt?
« on: October 28, 2014, 06:01:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: DO YOU LIKE MY NAMEPLATE?
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:57:08 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Yutaka, be jealous of my burrito
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:54:24 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Hey faggots
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:48:02 PM »
le babby's first copypesto
i've been dishin out copypastas before you were even born

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The Flood / Hey faggots
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:46:04 PM »

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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The Flood / Re: Yutaka, be jealous of my burrito
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:42:44 PM »
filthy beaners ITT

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The Flood / Re: CHEAT IS A PEGBOY
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:39:34 PM »
whats a pegboy?
as defined on urban dictionary:
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A pegboy was a young man kept on pirate ships by pirates. This young man was forced to sit on a large wooden peg...all the time. Anyway, this was done so that whenever a pirate wanted to drop his anchor (so to speak) he'd have no problem.
Come here pegboy, I want some of those sweet cheeks.

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The Flood / Re: DO YOU LIKE MY NAMEPLATE?
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:38:22 PM »

so hardcore bro

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The Flood / Re: NASA rocket exploded
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:36:52 PM »
Quote
Thankfully it was unmanned.
Shame
- Kiyo
10/10, would laugh at again
- IGN

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The Flood / CHEAT IS A PEGBOY
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:35:56 PM »
discuss Cheat's role as the resident pegboy of this vessel

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:31:58 PM »
why is this still a thing?

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The Flood / Re: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CREDIT
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:24:21 PM »
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL LOLOLOLOLOL

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I'd go live on your mom, because her ass is outta dis world 8)

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon PSA
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:17:40 PM »
that man's facial hair offends me

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The Flood / Re: That's it, I can't take this anymore
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:17:05 PM »
nasty pls
i am so super cereal right now

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The Flood / Re: DeeJ just got rekt
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:16:29 PM »

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The Flood / Re: this is how i know that gods not real
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:14:03 PM »
stop triggering me

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:08:55 PM »
The thing that bothers me most about religion [Christianity in particular] is that no success is my own. All of the years of practice, training, and experience don't make me good at what I do; God does. It's not the coaches and teammates; it's God. It's not the teachers, tutors, and professors; it's God.

No, motherfucker. I worked hard for this shit. This is mine. You can't take it away from me.
I think you simply don't realize how it works.
>God creates everything
>People use what God created to do things for themselves and others
>People achieve things with what they created
>Thank God for allowing it all to be possible

Nobody is saying you didn't earn anything, nobody is saying that you or your teachers and friends and family didn't do anything to make whatever was achieved possible. All it is, is that God made it possible for it all to happen.

Sorry, but this argument always bugs me.
See, that's the problem. If God created everything, I am forever indebted to him for something he didn't have a hand in. It seems no different than the mob requiring business owners to pay "protection" fees. A portion of the business's earnings go to the mob even though the mob did nothing to earn it.
Except God isn't going to cripple you for not giving thanks to him. It's a courtesy, a humble acknowledgement, not a bill to pay.
So we're going to ignore the punishment of hell?
But Max, god lets you into heaven if you say you're sorry.

Unless you killed yourself over being in a bad situation that you had no help in.
Then fuck you.
Wut

If you kill someone and go to confession, say 3 hail marys and two our fathers and repent that way - If my understanding of catholic doctrine is correct you are forgiven those sins and can get into heaven if you have your last rites read.

If you commit suicide, you go to hell (Also according to catholic doctrine) as it's considered a mortal sin. This fails to take into account that it's not free will that leads people to choose suicide (In most cases) but is either a combination of an inescapable situation or mental illness.

So if the catholics are right, what kind of god punishes the weak and the ill but forgives the wicked?
What if the Mormons are the only ones that are right?

Dude, the Catholics have always been weird, don't blame us for them. Why anyone would expect a bunch of crazed Italians to get anything done right is beyond me.
Did I just hear that correctly? You called Catholics weird? Tsk tsk.
To be fair, Catholics do have some pretty bizarre traditions >>
Considering that I was raised Catholic... I don't know, everything religious outside of Catholicism's fanciness looks odd to me.
I know that feel, I was christened and attended a Catholic church for most of my life, but I've always thought the traditions were kinda silly
Hey at least Pope Francis sounds like a cool dude.

you're goddamn right

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The Flood / That's it, I can't take this anymore
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:07:18 PM »
I simply can't deal with the religious hate on this website anymore and I'm starting to get genuinely offended. Every time I visit the Serious board there are more triggers than in a gun store and I've had enough of it. Unless all of the atheists can cater to my feelings, I can't stay here anymore.

goodbye

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The Flood / Re: Do you know how much GOD loves you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:02:22 PM »
The thing that bothers me most about religion [Christianity in particular] is that no success is my own. All of the years of practice, training, and experience don't make me good at what I do; God does. It's not the coaches and teammates; it's God. It's not the teachers, tutors, and professors; it's God.

No, motherfucker. I worked hard for this shit. This is mine. You can't take it away from me.
I think you simply don't realize how it works.
>God creates everything
>People use what God created to do things for themselves and others
>People achieve things with what they created
>Thank God for allowing it all to be possible

Nobody is saying you didn't earn anything, nobody is saying that you or your teachers and friends and family didn't do anything to make whatever was achieved possible. All it is, is that God made it possible for it all to happen.

Sorry, but this argument always bugs me.
See, that's the problem. If God created everything, I am forever indebted to him for something he didn't have a hand in. It seems no different than the mob requiring business owners to pay "protection" fees. A portion of the business's earnings go to the mob even though the mob did nothing to earn it.
Except God isn't going to cripple you for not giving thanks to him. It's a courtesy, a humble acknowledgement, not a bill to pay.
So we're going to ignore the punishment of hell?
But Max, god lets you into heaven if you say you're sorry.

Unless you killed yourself over being in a bad situation that you had no help in.
Then fuck you.
Wut

If you kill someone and go to confession, say 3 hail marys and two our fathers and repent that way - If my understanding of catholic doctrine is correct you are forgiven those sins and can get into heaven if you have your last rites read.

If you commit suicide, you go to hell (Also according to catholic doctrine) as it's considered a mortal sin. This fails to take into account that it's not free will that leads people to choose suicide (In most cases) but is either a combination of an inescapable situation or mental illness.

So if the catholics are right, what kind of god punishes the weak and the ill but forgives the wicked?
What if the Mormons are the only ones that are right?

Dude, the Catholics have always been weird, don't blame us for them. Why anyone would expect a bunch of crazed Italians to get anything done right is beyond me.
Did I just hear that correctly? You called Catholics weird? Tsk tsk.
To be fair, Catholics do have some pretty bizarre traditions >>
Considering that I was raised Catholic... I don't know, everything religious outside of Catholicism's fanciness looks odd to me.
I know that feel, I was christened and attended a Catholic church for most of my life, but I've always thought the traditions were kinda silly

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The Flood / Re: You're trapped in a closet with another user...
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:48:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Do you guys like my new nameplate
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:44:38 PM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: You're trapped in a closet with another user...
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:41:30 PM »
I would rather be abandoned in an african war zone than be stuck with any of you.
i'm sure there's a nice guy around here who would enjoy a faggot like you 8)
Are you sure you aren't talking about yourself?
yes, there isn't a mirror in sight

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Serious / Re: What does being in the military mean to you?
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:38:24 PM »
I tend to think that they're fit, brave, and responsible.

also inb4 kiyo
Good sir, I assure you that I am neither of those things.
Were you at one point?
Still in the Guard.
my oldest brother is in the Guard as well

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When somebody is actually intelligent and knows that religion is a joke and that god is not real, and somebody calls them "edgy" or says something equally retarded like that, they are actually just trolling, right?
being arrogant doesn't show intelligence

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The Flood / Re: You're trapped in a closet with another user...
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:14:40 PM »
I would rather be abandoned in an african war zone than be stuck with any of you.
i'm sure there's a nice guy around here who would enjoy a faggot like you 8)

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